Dad,

Missouri has started bullying me again! It's like she's still angry about the

Civil War...Which she probably is, but it's not nice to hold grudges for too

long, right?

Oh, and Mister Russia invited me to visit him and told me to see if I could

bring some sunflowers-You're okay with that, right? I'm going with Alaska as

soon as you say yes...

Your Beloved Daughter,

~Dorothy 'Kansas' Jones

PS.-New Jersey seems really down since Hurricane Irene. He also said that New

York was bothering him...See what you can do about that, okay?

Dorothy (lmao),

Wow, still angry about that? Ugh, it was such a pain to have everyone go down to where you were and start fighting. I still have marks of that bruise, though you probably suffered a hell of a lot more than I did…UGH NO MORE REMINICENCE OF PAST WARS…argh!

R-Russia? So he left? Oh well…yeah sure, and see if Minnesota is over there as well…Russia said Min wanted to "become one" and I'm sure he was lying but still…take as many sunflowers as you want, and if that talking sunflower is with him too, then THANK GOD IT LEFT MY HOUSE!

I wish I could do something about NJ then, but I can't because I'm…stuck…in a box…but if they write to me, I'll yell at NY, k?

America

Star: lmao, Dorothy…haha! Wah civil war memories=sucky. I was gonna write a Civil war story on Kansas as soon as I finish my Maryland one…but I actually have to start writing the Maryland one first! XC argh deadlines…