AN: Alright. The song is called 'Bubblegum Bitch' by Maria and the Diamonds. Hiccup sings this as Jack's out of the house and doesn't expect him to be home for a while. The second song is called 'Girls' by Maria and the Diamonds. Since Hiccup thinks that Jack keeps treating him like a girl. Enjoy! And review if you want. Warning: Hiccup wears a dress for the second song. ~
Hiccup sighed as he plopped onto the couch. Jack had gone out with Jaime, Claude James*, and Flynn for a guys night. Of course, Jack feeling overprotective of his Hiccup, didn't allow Hiccup to go with them. So, the auburn, emerald eyed, freckled teen was stuck at home.
Terrence, or Toothless, had called and asked if he wanted to join for video games with him, Astrid, Merida, the twins, and Mavis. Hiccup declined the offer. He had an exact amount of time that was four hours to do something before he completely bore himself to death. He reached over for the remote and turned on the TV, changing it to the Wii so he could watch some random shit on YouTube.
He scrolled through the music. Unsure about what to listen to first. He scrolled over a lyric video and pressed it. He went to get a drink as he heard the familiar instrumental music beginning the song. He decided, since he was alone and that he would NEVER do this when Jack was around . He decided to sing along.
"Got a figure like a pinup,
Got a figure like a doll.
Don't care if you think I'm dumb,
I don't care at all.
Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored.
I'm the girl you'd die for.
I'll chew you up, and I'll spit you out.
Cause that's what young love, is all about.
So pull me closer, and kiss me hard.
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart!
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch,
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch!
Queentex, latex, I'm your wonder maid.
Life gave me some lemons, so I made some lemonade.
Soda pop, soda pop, baby here I come,
Straight to number one.
Oh dear diary, I met a boy.
He made my doll heart,
Light up with joy.
Oh dear diary, we fell apart.
Welcome to the life of,
Electra heart.
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch!
I think I want your, your American tan.
I think I'm gonna be my biggest fan.
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch!
I'm miss sugar, pink liquor, liquor lips.
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips.,
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch.
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch."
Hiccup walked into his room and opened his closet. He spotted a chest and pulled it out. Inside was a lime green dress, Dark green stockings and light green panties. 'Mom,' He thought,'He told you didn't he?' He sighed as he pulled the clothes from the chest and closed the box, pushing it back into the closet.
Hiccup undressed from his usual attire and began putting on the girl cloths. He knew he'd never admit it, but he thought that the cloths were quite comfortable. The cotton of the cloths worked really well against his skin. And the color really worked with his eyes. 'note to self,' He thought,'Make sure Jack doesn't see.'
Once he was done changing, he went back into the living room. Facing the TV, he changed the song. He typed up the song in the search box and found the lyric video right away. Pressing it, he waited for it to start. He couldn't help but laugh at how weird this was as the music started.
"Look like a girl but I think like a guy.
Not ladylike to behave like a slime.
Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind.
You stick to your yogurts,
I'll stick to my apple pie.
Girls are not meant to fight dirty.
Never look a day past thirty.
Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you.
Is there any possibility,
You'll quit gossiping about me,
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is "blah, blah"
Girls they never befriend me,
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak,
Of all the calories they eat!
All they say is "na na na na na"
(na na na na na)
Girls, oh girls, wag your tails to the beat.
Of Girls Aloud, oh the journos in heat.
Write such good stories,
Oh their mothers must be proud.
Making money of your insecurity and doubt.
Girls are not meant to fight dirty.
Never look a day past thirty.
Not gonna bend over and curtsey for you.
Is there any possibility,
You'll quit gossiping about me,
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is "blah, blah"
Girls they never befriend me,
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak,
Of all the calories they eat!
All they say is "na na na na na".
(na na na na na)
All they say is "na na na na na".
(na na na na na)
I feel I've been riding in a fast car,
Burning dirty gas won't get you that far.
I feel I've been riding up the wrong path,
But I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh.
Is there any possibility,
You'll quit gossiping about me,
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is "blah, blah"
Girls they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is "na na na na na"
(na na na na na)
All they say is "na na na".
(na na na na na)
Girls, wag your tails to the beat (na na na na na)!"
Once the song ended, Hiccup turned the TV off and faced towards the door. He blushed with embarrassment. Why? Because Jack was standing right there in the entryway of the house. He was staring. Just, staring at Hiccup because he didn't believe that he'd ever see his boyfriend in a dress or even hear him sing.
"J-Jack!" Hiccup said,"You're back." "Yea..." Jack said, still trying to wrap the sight in front of him around his brain. 'Is he wearing stockings?!' He mentally screamed to himself. Hiccup's blush deepened. "I..I'm going to bed," Hiccup said, reminding himself that it was almost midnight,"Good Night, Jack." Jack nodded. "Yea," He said,"Ok. Good night, Hic."
The two of them ended up having a LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG conversation about their relationship and other shit the next morning. ~
