The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, Eddy n Edna?... without Grim
By Winter Knight
Chapter 51: "ARACHNOPHOBIA!"
Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine... Especially "The Fourth Ed"!
I told you Grim Eds will continue! Also
Bad News everyone, my laptop is down so I have no choice but to put the fanfic on hiatus. I haven't worked on this for a long time because I was very busy with stuff going on and because working with "Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies" was really fun. I still accept submittions of chapters from you fans, be sure to write! I've been using my dad's laptop to write stories and this is a sample of how I will continue the story until I get access to my laptop again. However I'll have to return the Laptop to my dad on friday so when this happens, then my fanfics will be on hiatus.
I have made it past over 12,500 hits!
I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE... I INTRODUCE THE WORLD TO MY NEW PET KITTEN...KATHERINE! however Katherine keeps getting in the way everytime I do this chapter... I'm just glad I have a supply of cat toys with me!
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During the previous chapters:
Most of the characters went their seperate ways during summer vacation and it leaves the Eds alone to continue scamming... until they met Edna...
of course May Kanker, Kasumi Kimono, Jeff the Spider, and Celeste the fairy are still here to keep those knuckleheads out of trouble... but tell that to Lee and Marie Kanker as well as that strange girl with the lunchbox!
our story continues...
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Eddy shows up at Double D's door and when Double D opened it, Eddy then says "C'mon Sockhead! We got a new scam going on!" Double D then says "Sorry, Eddy but me and Jeff got jobs working at the Peach Creek Jr. High study of arachnids for extra credit and extra cash. Eddy then frowns...then grins...then frowns...then grins... to the very point where his face becomes half grin and half frown. Double D then says "Oh right, you're arachnophobic and I'm making money while I'm at it..." May Kanker then shows up and then Eddy yells "AAAHHHH! A KANKER!" May then says "DUDE! THAT'S BEEN THE 42ND TIME THIS WEEK! STOP ASSUMING THAT I'M ONE OF "THEM", I'M YOUR FRIEND!" Double D then says "Sorry about that May, I brought up spiders in front of Eddy. Eddy then says "SHUT UP SOCK-HEAD! TELL THE WHOLE WORLD I'M ARACHNOPHOBIC!...What's she doing here?" May then says "Ever since Nazz left for the center of the world with Nergal Junior, I gotten the job of babysitting Celeste while Double D is away...besides ever since I've been babysitting Celeste I've been sleeping easily and I no longer dream about my evil sisters.
Double D then hands Celeste to May and the two walk away and Eddy then says "Well if you're gonna study some stupid spiders then who's gonna help me and lumpy scam the kids with our new "Deep Thought" scam...the one where we were to dress you up as a supercomputer and we get the kids to pay us for the answer to "Life...the universe...and everything?" Who's gonna be our "Deep Thought"?" Double D then smirks and points behind Eddy, it's Edna who is grinning and she says "42!" Eddy then says "Well she is "the fourth Ed" so I'll go with that... Man I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle!"
Double D and Jeff then go to "Peach Creek Jr. High". Double D then says "Umm Jeff, do you find it weird that the new professor requests "a virgo" yet I'm a Aries?" (note: It's not official but until Danny says so, it is on my fandom) Jeff replies "Umm... no! Also I wonder why he wanted a freakesly ugly giant spider such as myself...maybe he'll reward me for being me... (cries) If only dad and Uncle Eddy can see me now!" So the two enter the school and go to the laboratory. The Laboratory is quiet and dimly lit, although strange skittering sounds can be heard now and then, also they hear what sounds like silent rap down the halls...
Double D and Jeff then see what appears to be a tall, red, evil looking anthropodmorphic cat in a white labcoat. The cat then says to them, "Hello my new "assisstants" the name is "Katz"..."Professor Katz", I run the research for Arachnids and I see you brought a specimen..." Jeff then says "Umm Double D, since when can cats talk?" Katz seems offended and Double D then says "Ever since Grim entered our lives, expect the unexpected... so when do we start the reasearch...also why did you want a "Virgo"?" Katz then smiles evily and says "Actually I accidentally smudged some Jelly on the want ad..."
Double D takes off the jelly and his blood chills and he hears the door slam shut and he reads out what the message really means... "VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!!" Katz then says "Yes... I want to study your little friend and feed you to my "children"...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..." A gang of spiders then arrive and they surround Double D and they kept screaming "MINE!" repeatedly and one of them tried to jump on him but a web blast hits the spider and then then Jeff grabs Double D and crawls away. Katzs then yells out, "YOU ARACHNID BUFFOON! WHY ARE YOU HELPING THE HUMAN!" Jeff the spider then replies "Because he's family, I like humans,... and I have a abnormally small "mean gland"." Then Jeff crawls up the air duct.
As Jeff continues to crawl through the air ducts, he says to Double D "Don't worry "Uncle Double D"! We'll get out of this school of horrors..." Double D and Jeff drop from the air ducts and into the gymnasium and then Double D looks panicy and Jeff says "What's wrong Uncle Double D? I know about your history about Gym Class but what is more frightening than dodgeball? Double D Points at what appears to be a giant spider in a showercap and a diaper...
The Spider in a showercap and diaper says "YO YO YO! MC PEE PANTS IS IN DA HOUSE B---HES!" But then a reader throws a bar of soap at his mouth and he spits it out. MC Pee Pants then says "I gots ta clean up ma language in this crib, my main man Katz got us some lunch and a playmate now let me get da dinner music ready!" MC Pee Pants then plays his hit song "I want Candy" and the Spiders attack...
Jeff then grabs Double D with his webs and crawls off, Double D then says "At least Eddy isn't experiencing this horror..."
MEANWHILE IN THE CUL-DE-SAC
Ed, Eddy, n Edna are then being chased by Sarah, Jimmy, and Rolf, carrying torches and pitchforks. Dracula sees this and says "Dracula seeing and Dracula not believing, angry mob is not for Dracula this time...Dracula join angry mob for once now!" Eddy then says "This stinks, I have no idea people will get so angry all about our version of the answer to "Life, the universe, and everything". Sarah says "WE JUST WANT EDDY AFTER WHAT HE SAID EARLIER!" Eddy then says "Well what did I say that angered all of you?" Rolf then says "You anger Rolf most of all when you said "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"... that's a insult to us all!" Ed and Edna look at eachother very confused at this but then from out of nowhere a giant dog appears and chases Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, and Dracula, trying to eat them. Eddy then says "I hope Double D's having a easier time with this!"
BACK TO PEACH CREEK JR. HIGH
Double D and Jeff manage to escape into the Library, but not before seeing what appears to be a stange girl with a lunchbox who says "Please free me... I'll give you whatever's in that box if you free me." Double D and Jeff ignore her and go into the library. Suddenly, Double D realizes he kept a certain book hidden under his favorite chair in case the school was ever invaded by evil creatures, Double D then says to Jeff, "Hey Jeff, I got a idea but it involves me in the gymnasium and the rapper spider...
MC Pee Pants then says "Ok my homies! it looks like our food is delivered to us by that sissy spiderboy! (sees Double D being taken to MC Pee Pants by Jeff) And it looks like I get dibs on his head!" Double D then screams..."NOW!" Jeff then rams into MC Pee Pants and runs off into the other room while Double D stands infront of the podium and pulls out a certain book. MC Pee Pants then yells out as all the spiders shiver in fear "Oh don't be hating on us dawg! put that book away... FOR THE LOVE OF VELMA GREEN YO!...PUT DOWN THAT BOOK!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Double D then says "Yes! I will read to all of you...THE 3RD WORST TYPE OF POETRY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!" So Double D reads a passage from..."THE BOOK OF VOGON POETRY"
(Warning: Yes I am evil (NOT!), so if you are one of the faint of heart, please do not read the following paragraph for it contains Vogon poetry, the 3rd worst poetry in the universe)
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly... thy micturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
groop I implore thee, My foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
(Ok, you can continue reading now!)
After reading the horrible poetry, the Spiders died of hemmorage and one of them survived by biting 2 of it's legs off. MC Pee Pants then suddenly explodes, leaving only his diaper and showercap behind.
Double D was glad this was over, but when Double D was heading towards the exit, he sees Jeff in a cage and then Katz shows up and says "I say, how about a sporting chance before dying?" Soon Double D and Katz were in a staring contest and Katz kept teasing Double D by saying the word "blink" over and over but then Double D loses and Katz has him pinned to the ground and he pulls out a spider as he says "Consider yourself "fired" heh heh heh heh heh heh!" But then the spider is grabbed by a pair of tentacles and Katz was suddenly knocked out by what appears to be a young blonde girl with a plank of wood...
IT WAS NERGAL JUNIOR AND NAZZ!!! Double D thanks them and then as Nergal Junior frees Jeff, Nazz explains to Double D and Jeff, "While me and Junior were in one of Nergal's onsens, we saw a bunch of those creatures attacking from above and we figured that you needed our help...and besides our vacation is over." Nergal Junior then says "Umm, Nazz... that creepy red cat is gone!" Nazz then replies "Knowing our enemies like Boogie, Ember, Eris, and the others, we might eventually see that creep again...I wonder where is Hoss Delgato at a time like this?" Emma the Kitten then runs to Nazz and jumps to her arms purring happily.
(note: not even I know where Hoss Delgato is)
Double D goes back to his house where May and Edna are watching over Celeste. Double D asks May where Ed and Eddy went and she replies "Actually Ed and Kasumi are giving him medical attention after he convinced a angry mob that the number 42 is the answer to "Life... the universe... and everything". Nazz then sees Edna and says "Ummm who are you? You new around here?" Edna then shakes her hand and says "Hello, you must be the "Nazz" Eddy talks about, my name is Edna and I'm proud to say that I'm "the fourth Ed"...besides you can't spell "Edna" without "E" and "D". Nazz then replies "O...K... nice to meet you! And this is my boyfriend and Ed's cousin Nergal Junior!" Edna then huggles Nergal Junior, saying "AWWW KAWAII!" Before Nazz can say anything, Junior replies "Don't worry Nazz, I appear to have this affect with girls and fangirls... it'll eventually wear off...I hope!" Nazz then giggles and says "That's ok, it reminds me of when the Eds, Kevin, and Johnny once hit on me... I wonder why Jimmy and Rolf didn't... Unless they are..." Junior interrupts her by saying "Occupied with other things... yeah that's it! Besides I wonder whatever happened to that strange red cat with the spiders..."
MEANWHILE IN A UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Katz was brought to the undisclosed location by two dark elves mounted on spiders. Katz then says "FORGIVE ME MY QUEEN BUT THE HUMAN HAD A SPIDER ON HIS SIDE AND THAT IDIOT MC PEE PANTS BLEW UP AFTER HEARING HORRIBLE POETRY... PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AND I SWEAR I WILL COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN FOR OUR INVASION!"
The shadowy being then replies "Ok, you can have you second chance...and this time make sure the Grim Reaper is caught in your next trap. Now if you will excuse me I shall practice my Aria..."
And so the shadowy being starts singing beautifully and it seems to hypnotically control the spiders around her...who is this being? Only time will tell...
NEXT TIME: I have no idea what the next chapter should be about unless you fans can help me out with this or write your own chapters... at least I brought back Nazz and Junior!
