Author's Note- I totally forgot to post this the day after Father's Day, but I just remembered now.
Gir was walking outside of Zim's base and saw something brown. There were a bunch of them on Zim's lawn.
"Ooh. What are these?" Gir picked one up and realized what it was. "Oh yeah. I remember what these are. Pollywogs! I've got to tell Skoodge."
Skoodge and Minimoose were in Zim's base and they were watching TV until Gir ran in.
"Skoodge! Look what I found!" Gir yelled. He showed Skoodge the pollywog.
"Cool. What is that?" Skoodge asked.
"A pollywog."
"What is a pollywog?"
"Something that came down from a tree."
Minimoose squeaked and looked at it.
"Maybe Dib might know how to explain it."
Dib and Gaz were on their way to Zim's base.
"I'm telling you Gaz. Zim was so close to defeating the tallest." Dib said.
"Yeah, but Tak's robot defeated him." Gaz said.
"I know Gaz, now stay away from Skoodge."
"I'm not trying to go near him. He keeps going by me. I don't have feeling for him, he has feelings for me!"
"Oh, but keep away from him."
"Don't you see that I'm trying to!?
"Oh." Dib walked into Zim's base.
"Dib! Gazzy! Look what what I found!" Gir yelled. He showed Dib and Gaz the seed.
"A very old leaf?" Gaz asked.
"No. A pollywog!"
"Oh I've seen those before. They're actually called helicopter seeds." Dib explained.
"Always have to be the smart one huh?" Skoodge asked.
"Yes Skoodge."
Skoodge stared at Dib.
"I like this pollywog." Gir said.
"I don't care what you do with it. As long as you're not throwing it at me, I'm okay with it." Gaz said.
Skoodge was thinking. 'I wonder if Gaz likes pollywogs.'
"Don't even think about it Skoodge!" Dib yelled.
"You don't even know what I'm thinking about." Skoodge said.
"You're wondering if Gaz likes helicopter seeds!"
"How did you know!?"
"I know you Skoodge. Now stay away from my sister!" Dib yelled.
"I'm going to get more pollywogs." Gir ran out of and brought more pollywogs in the base.
"Whoa. An invasion!" Dib yelled.
"Of pollywogs." Skoodge said.
"Helicopter seeds."
"Why do you have to correct me?"
"Because you get on my nerves!"
"I get on your nerves!? More like you get on my nerves!"
"You both get on my nerves." Gaz mumbled.
Then Zim walked in with sunglasses on. "Hey."
"Hey Zim. Sunglasses?" Dib asked.
"Yep. I just got them." Zim took the sunglasses off and looked at the base that was covered in pollywogs. "Uh...what happened to the base?"
"Gir." Dib explained.
Zim started scratching himself. "What did he do?"
"He put pollywogs..."
Dib interrupted Skoodge. "Helicopter seeds!"
Skoodge sighed. "Helicopter seeds in the base."
"You don't say." Zim said, while scratching.
"Hey, are you alright?" Skoodge asked.
"Yeah. I'm just a little itchy."
"The pol...helicopter seeds!" Dib yelled.
"What about them?"
"They're affecting you. You're not used to human nature."
"What about Skoodge?" Gaz asked.
"He doesn't have a PAK. Nothing happens to him." Dib explained.
"Yeah. Nothing happens." Skoodge said.
"I just said that!"
"Gir, get rid of these! What do we call these things?" Zim asked.
"Pollywogs." Skoodge said.
"Helicopter seeds!" Dib corrected.
"Guys, they're the same thing." Zim explained.
"No it's not. The correct term is helicopter seeds."
"Wrong." Skoodge said.
"How would you know!? You know nothing about Earth! You can't even stop an invasion!"
"At least I don't have a big head like you!"
"Well at least I'm not an alien who likes my sister!" Dib yelled.
"Okay. I can't take it anymore of this. I don't care what these are called. Skoodge calls them pollywogs and Dib calls them helicopter seeds. You know what I'm going to call them something else. I'm calling them heliwogs." Gaz said.
"What is that?" Skoodge asked.
"The combination of pollywogs and helicopter seeds."
"But the word seed is missing." Dib explained.
"I don't care. We shouldn't be arguing over how to say these things. Now Gir, before Zim has a real allergic reaction, get rid of those things! Now!" Gaz ordered.
"Okay." Gir sadly got the pollywogs off the wall.
"Thanks Gaz." Zim said. Gaz smiled, grabbed the remote, and stared at the TV.
Instead of getting rid of the pods, Gir put them in a bowl. "I can't get rid of these things. I like these too much." Gir made some soup.
Dib saw bumps on Zim's green skin. "Zim? Whoa. You've got a lot of bumps on you. It must be because of those helicopter seeds."
"Yes." Zim said.
"I don't have any." Skoodge said.
"You don't have a PAK on! That's why!" Dib yelled.
"Oh."
Gir walked in with a bowl of soup. "Hey Master. This should help you."
"Gir, it's just a reaction to those seeds." Zim explained.
"I know, but this will help you."
"Alright." Zim drank the soup and spit it out. "Ugh. What is in this soup?" he asked.
"Pollywogs!"
"You put these seeds in the soup?"
"Yeah."
"Oh Gir." Dib said.
"Pollywog soup." Skoodge said.
"Oh god Skoodge. I said they're called helicopter seeds, not pollywogs."
"Great. Back to this again?" Gaz asked.
"Yes! Blame Skoodge!"
Skoodge stared at Dib. "They're called pollywogs Dib."
"How many lies do you want to believe?"
"I'm not lying!"
"You are!" Dib yelled.
"Zim, don't drink that again." Gaz warned.
"Yeah." Zim coughed up a pollywog. Gaz stared at Gir. "Really?"
Minimoose squeaked. "Sorry." Gir said.
"It's alright. Now boys, enough with the pollywogs and helicopter seed things." Gaz ordered.
"But Skoodge..." Dib said
"I don't care what Skoodge is doing!"
"Gaz, my lady. This is for you." Skoodge gave Gaz a pollywog.
"A pollywog?" Gaz asked.
"Helicopter seed." Dib corrected.
"Don't even start with me Dib!"
"But you called them..."
"Oh come on! It's a stupid seed! Grow up!" Gaz yelled.
"Yeah Dib. Thanks Gaz." Skoodge held Gaz's hand.
"Don't touch me Skoodge!"
"Again!?" Dib asked.
"Okay." Gaz grabbed the pollywogs and got rid of them. "There."
"Thank you." Zim said.
"I'll miss you wogs." Gir sadly said.
"Now back to stop the irkens."
