Oh, goodness. How long has it been since I updated this? I'm sorry. I'm horrible.

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The following plot was submitted by SWACGleekFreak! :]

"I'M HOME!" Kendall shouted as he threw his hockey bag on the ground and slammed the door shut. He smiled when he smelled chicken nuggets coming from the kitchen, and he quickly ran to where his mother was cooking dinner.

"Hi, Kendall!" she said happily when he arrived. "Can you go get Katie? Dinner's almost ready."

Kendall nodded and ran upstairs. "Katie?" he called as he gently knocked on her bedroom door. A second later, the door swung open, and Katie was staring up at him, her eyes red and wet.

She sniffled and hugged her brother, "Kendall!" she cried. Kendall furrowed his eyebrows in confusion and picked her up.

"What's the matter, Katie?" he asked.

"M-my f-fish-fishy is d-dead!" she sobbed, squeezing his shirt with her fists as she cried into his hockey jersey. "H-he wa-was floatin' on t-top o-of the w-water!" she cried.

"Aw, Katie," he cooed, "it's okay. I can get you a new fishy," he offered, stroking her long, brown hair.

"B-but I l-love B-Billy Bob!" she wailed.

"Billy Bob is up in Heaven with Daddy now, Baby Sister. He'll take care of your fishy, don't worry," he assured her. Katie continued to cry for a minute before wiggling her way out of Kendall's arms and leading him to the fishbowl in her room.

"Billy Bob isn't with Daddy! He's right here!" she yelled. Kendall frowned.

"He'll be with Daddy when we flush him down the toilet," he shrugged, but Katie only started to cry even harder.

"I-I d-don't wanna f-flush B-Billy Bob d-down th-the toilet!" she shouted, falling to her knees as a torrent of tears flew out of her eyes. Kendall sat down beside her and put her in his lap.

"Would you rather bury Billy Bob in the backyard?" he asked her. "We can have a funeral for him if you want."

She nodded wordlessly, and it wasn't long before she calmed down. Kendall gently stroked her hair and kissed her forehead before carrying her downstairs for dinner.


"We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Katie's beloved fish, Billy Bob," said Carlos, who was standing in front of Kendall, Katie, James, and Logan in the Knight's backyard. "He was an awesome fishy, and he will be missed very much. Katie, would you like to say anything about Billy Bob?"

Katie took Carlos' spot and looked at the four boys standing in front of her. "Billy Bob was the bestest fish I ever had," she said. "He played hide and seek with me, he made bubbles come out of his mouth, and he was awesome. Thank you."

Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James all stifled a laugh as Katie walked back over to them.

"Your turn, Kendall," Katie whispered.

Kendall raised his eyebrows. "I have to say a speech?" he asked. Katie nodded. Kendall sighed before going to the front.

"Um...even though I didn't know Katie had a fish until Billy Bob died, I will still miss him. Uh, I wish I couldn't gotten to know Billy Bob, but...he's dead now, so I guess I can't. Thank you," he finished. Katie clapped for him before she knelt down beside the box her fish was in and put it in the hole they dug.

"Goodbye, Billy Bob," she said sadly. "I will miss you forever!"

Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James smiled at each other as they tried not to laugh at Katie, who was almost crying over a fish she had for three days. After pushing the dirt back into the hole, Katie looked up Kendall.

"Are you still gonna get me a new fish?" she asked.

HAHA. Okay, so, tomorrow is Easter. EASTER BUNNY! Yesss, I can't wait to have candy! YUMMY YUMMY.

Um, sorry. I'm really hyper.

Anywho, sorry I never update, and I hoped you liked this lame thing. :]