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Thank God Dark Link doesn't work there... I don't wanna be a corpse.
Quin shut her lap top. "Heh heh..."
Later...
"WHY AM I IN A WAL-MART UNIFORM?!" Dark Link shrieked from upstairs.
"May all your reviews come true!" Quin laughed, as she played Kingdom Hearts.
"So, does that make you the Fairy God Author?" Midna snickered.
Time to mock Walt Disney! XD
Zeldarella!
"Why am I an evil step-sister?! I wanted to be Cinderella!" Ilia whined, as she stood in the kitchen set.
"Why am I scrubbing the floors?" TP Zelda asked.
"Thanks Quin for letting me be the evil mother," Midna laughed.
"I wanted to play in Flicka!" OoT Malon cried, who was actually the other step-sister.
"Is it my cue?" TP Link asked, stepping inside wearing a dorky prince outfit.
"Oh, dear Din, you look even more ridiculous then when you're wearing that skirt!" Midna said disgusted.
"All of you shut up! Now, where are the mice?!" Quin shouted, wearing a Fairy Godmother outfit.
"Ugh, I'm only playing this mouse part, there's no way you're gonna make me play as Scabbers in Harry Potter," MC Link groaned, who was in Minish form but with a rat costume.
"You only got that part 'cause you can shrink," the Author snapped.
The Twilight Princess's New Groove!
"There's no way in Hyrule that I'm being turned into a llama," Midna growled.
The Little Hylaid!
"Erk! C-can't bre-breath!" TP Link choked, just having a fish tail.
"You forgot to give him gills, didn't you?" Midna asked.
"Forget? Who cares? He's the main character, he'll just respawn!" Quin exclaimed, floating in the water next to her.
"Respawn?! We don't do that!" Midna pointed out.
"Well, then, he'll go back to the last time he saved," the Author said shrugging.
"This isn't a game, it's real life," she said.
"Well, then he'll die. One less character that won't whine to me," Quin said folding her arms. "Oh, and I didn't even bother to give Ilia gills or even a tail," she murmured, glancing over her shoulder seeing Ilia floating there, lifeless.
"You're cruel, you know that, right?" Midna asked.
"Yeah. Yeah, I know."
Link in Wonderland!
"I'm late! I'm late!" the rabbit said, running out of the rabbit hole.
"Crap, I'm gonna end up seeing that creepy cat, aren't I? And where's the Author?!" TP Link shouted.
"She, uhh, said something about the cat and practically the whole movie giving her night terrors and left," Midna replied, off the set.
No seriously, that cat scares me.
