Chapter 51: Goodbye, Brian
It was a normal day in the Griffin household and...no, wait, it wasn't a normal day. The entire family, plus Jillian, Kyle and Maya were in the kitchen, all looking to Brian and his blond girlfriend.
"Okay Brian, you told us you had something very important to tell us," said Lois.
"Yes, and I hope it¡s worth it, since I'm missing Total Drama Island right now!" Chris protested.
"Which season?" asked Matt.
"Season two."
Matt grunted in disgust: "you aren't missing anything worth watching then."
Brian cleared his throat and started talking. "Yes, I have several announcements to do: first of all, I got a job!"
"Really? That's great Brian!" Meg beamed.
"Yeah, now you can contribute with some money to the family after all the time you've been living with us for free," Stewie said.
"Where are you working?" asked Rosie.
"At an editorial in downtown Quahog. I'm going to write the summaries of the back cover of the books," said Brian. "It will be a great job, they'll pay me for read books and write my thoughts on them!"
"What if you have to read a Stephanie Meyer book?" asked Chris.
"Oh, come on, I don't know why people bash Stephanie Meyer and Twilight so much! Sure, she has her flaws, but there are far worse writers there!" Meg complained.
"Really? Name one," Peter said in a haughty tone.
"Karen Traviss."
"...touché. I need a beer," said Peter before opening the fridge for a beer.
"People, we're going off track," said Brian, trying to caught their attention again. "I'm not finished yet. Well, now that I have a job, I talked with Jillian about something that we've been put off after now, and..." Brian paused for additional dramatic effect. "...we decided to marry!"
"Oh my god! That's great!" said Lois in joy, hugging Brian.
"It was about time too," said Matt. "You guys have been together for a lot of time, and you even have kids."
"Which also means that after the wedding, I'm going to move out, but this time for sure," said Brian.
Peter was taking a sip from a can of beer when Brian said this, and suddenly spat beer all over Lois.
"PETER WHAT THE HELL?" asked Lois, angered.
"Sorry Brian, I didn't hear you, what did you say?" asked Peter, before taking another sip.
"I say that I won't be living here anymore," Brian repeated.
Peter spat beer over Lois again, but this time Lois kicked him across the kitchen.
"So, did you find a place to live already?" asked Meg.
"Yes, I'm going to move to Jillian's apartment. I'll sleep with Jillian, so there's no need of a new room," Brian explained.
"What?" asked Peter. "But...but...you can't do that!"
"Why not?" asked Matt. "In fact, it would be the most fitting, don't you think so?"
"No! I mean, Brian can't go! We've been best friends since forever! Like Sonic and Tails! Like Mario and Luigi! Like Anakin and Obi-Wan!"
"Peter, Anakin turned to the dark side and killed Obi-wan, remember?" Brian pointed out.
"Not in the fanfiction I'm writing," said Peter, turning away. "Anyway, Brian doesn't have to go. He's been living here when Jillian got the kids, and everything has been fine."
"Yes, but I didn't plan on living here forever," said Brian. "Listen Peter, I truly appreciate you letting me to live here for so many years, but it's about time I start my own life."
"Oh really? Well, maybe if I can't convince you to stay, maybe the Dragonzord will!" Peter said angrily as he pulled from his pocket the Dragon Dagger and played it like a flute.
Upon doing it, the Dragonzord emerged from the water near the Quahog Harbor, letting out a powerful roar. The mighty zord then walked through Quahog until arriving at Spooner Street, and teared off the upper floor of the Griffin house so they could see him.
"See Brian, you can't leave Peter, that's not what a friend does, especially after all what he did for you," the Dragonzord said. "In fact, I remember when Tommy ditched me for that shitty white tiger. That wasn't something nice to do."
"Sorry, but I'm going to move with Jillian, and I won't change my mind," Brian stated firmly.
The Dragonzord looked at Peter, and shrugged. "Sorry pal, I tried." He then placed the second floor of the house back and returned to the sea.
"You...you...jerk!" Peter yelled childishly, and stormed off in anger. Everybody stared at each other, until Lois said:
"You have to forgive him. You guys know that Peter doesn't take changes too well..."
Flashback
Peter is on the couch watching TV.
"From now onwards, The X-Files moves from 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM. Don't miss it!" the TV announcer said.
"I love the X-Files, but I'm not watching that show again EVER!" said Peter angrily.
End Flashback
Later, at the drunken Clam, Peter is having a beer with his buddies Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
"Hey Peter, everything okay? You look gloom," Joe said.
"Yeah, you barely touched your beer," Cleveland pointed out.
"Brian is moving out," Peter said, sadly caressing the mouth of his bottle with his index finger. "He and his bimbo girlfriend are getting married, and he'll leave soon."
"Well, I wish I could tell you that I know how it feels to have your pet getting married and moving out, but I don't think anybody here can," said Quagmire with a shrug. "But you can look it at the bright side. You won't have to pay for his stuff anymore."
"Yeah, but Brian's been with us like forever," Peter said, sighed, and continued. "I wish it was one of my children who leave my place instead of Brian."
"Man, that's a terrible thought," Joe said in disgust. "But by no means surprising." Cleveland and Quagmire nodded in agreement.
"But...what can I do? I don't want Brian to leave!"
"Listen Peter, even if it's not exactly the same, I know that someday Cleveland Junior will go to college, and I'll have to say goodbye," Cleveland started. "But until that happens, I try to spend time with my son as much as I can, so we have fond memories of each other when he finally leaves. Maybe you should do the same, and spend your last days with Brian and make him feel how important he is for you."
Peter snapped, his eyes grew wide and a smile spread through his face. "...or I could destroy his relationship with Jillian so he doesn't have to leave! Thanks Cleveland, you're a genius!" said Peter before rushing out of the bar.
"I think I'm going to stop sharing my advice with Peter," Cleveland mentioned after Peter left.
Joe then looked at the camera, and said: "Oh, and if you haven't figured out yet, this is a Peter chapter."
"So if you want to stop reading," Quagmire continued, addressing the reader as well. "Nobody will blame you."
A few moments passed, and Cleveland spoke.
"Still here? Alright, enjoy the rest of the chapter."
…
Later, Peter arrived at the Griffin household, where he found Brian casually talking with Matt and Lois while they both watched TV.
"Oh, here you are," said Peter to Brian. "Listen, you can't marry Jillian!"
"And here we go again," said Brian, rolling his eyes. "Okay, surprise me: why not?"
"Well, she's been with a lot of men before meeting you and before you two reconciled some months ago. I'm sure that she'll have more STDs than Quagmire!"
"Considering that Brian had its own good share of one night stands, and the fact that he's a dog, I'd be more worried about Jillian," Matt casually commented.
"Thanks Matt," said Brian, then Matt's word sink in. "Hey!"
"Come on Brian, Jillian isn't the right girl for you! You barely have anything in common!" Peter said angrily.
"Peter, drop it. This isn't about Jillian,"Lois interjected. "You'll be doing this regardless of the kind of woman Brian would marry. What's wrong with you?"
"I just care about my friend," Peter said, crossing his arms.
"No Peter, you just care about yourself, like you always do," Matt said. "Besides, Brian is old enough to make his own choices."
But Peter wasn't going to give up, and kept coming up with reasons of why Brian shouldn't leave. From upstairs, Stewie and Rosie were listening the heated argument.
"You know what's funny?" Rosie asked his uncle. "I always thought that it would be you and not grandpa who would make a fuss of Brian leaving."
"Me? Why?" the baby genius asked his niece, grimacing at the thought.
"Well, you and Brian were pretty close from what I heard, and used to do a lot of things together, even going on adventures across the world."
"Well, that's true," Stewie said with a shrug. "But things changed after Meg got that book, you were born and Brian started dating Jillian again."
"I also heard that you developed over time an almost obsessive dependence on Brian, and that you were even in love with him."
"...that's sick on so many levels that nobody with my sense of humor would find it funny," Stewie said in disgust. "That sounds even worst than those new video game movies!"
Cutaway
(As usual with movie trailers, italics is the narrator)
We see a fat woman looking herself in the mirror right before bursting into tears.
Jenny never liked her body. She tried every miracle diet she found on the internet, and followed all the advices to lose weight from the magazines.
The scene changes to another woman giving Jenny a wrapped box.
But things will change soon...
Jenny unwraps the present, and see that it's a Wii with the Wii Fit game.
A woman. A video game console with more features than a regular console, and a quest to get a perfect body and charm the boy of her dreams...
There's a montage of Jenny using the Wii Fit and she slowly starts to lose weight.
In a time of darkness, depression and lots of junk food, a brave woman will stand up and change the things forever...
Wiii Fit: The movie. Coming soon.
End Cutaway
Later, the Griffins, Kennedys and Russells were at a bridal shop in the Quahog mall, trying on tuxedos and dresses for the upcoming wedding.
"So, how do I look in this one?" asked Brian, wearing a black tuxedo with a blue tie and a red handkerchief.
"You look stunning," Meg gushed. "I like it!"
"Yeah, it fits you like a glove," Lois added. "What do you think, Peter?"
"...yeah, looks good," Peter said halfheartedly. Lois glared daggers at him.
Rosie and Maya, wearing little dresses, walked to them.
"And now, Brian, are you ready to see..." Rosie began.
"...your future wife!" Maya finished as she and Rosie unveiled the curtain of a changing room. There was Jillian, wearing a gorgeous strapless white wedding dress that showed a good deal of cleavage.
"So, how do I look?" Jillian said, giggling.
"You look marvelous, dear!" Lois said, taking a good look at her.
"Totally! Don't you think so, guys?" asked Meg.
"Of course!" said Matt.
"Yes, you look simply perfect!" Brian gushed at the sight of his fiancee.
"...Meh. I've seen hotter brides," Peter said in the same mood. Lois couldn't take it anymore.
"Peter, why don't you show more enthusiasm?" Lois scolded. "Your best friend it's going to marry! You should be happy!"
"Oh look at me, I'm super happy, wohoo, and another wohoo. That's enough enthusiasm for you?" Peter snapped sarcastically.
Lois frowned even more, but Meg placed a hand on her shoulder. "Forget about it, mom. Come on, let's find some dresses for us."
"Why is Peter so mad all of sudden? It's because my dress looks much better on me than him?" asked Jillian, scratching his head.
"Don't worry, Jillian. Come on, let's find a nice flower bouquet," said Brian as he took her out of the bridal shop.
Peter fumed as he saw his best friend and his future wife disappearing from sight.
"Stupid Jillian," Peter thought in anger. "Thinks she can come here and take my best friend away from me. And that dress looked on her much better than it would look on me, I'm so jealous. If only I could find a way of making Brian and Jillian to break up...hey, I got an idea!"
Later, we see Peter coming out of...a Mexican Restaurant, wiping his mouth off with a napkin.
"Oh, I loved that burrito. I haven't eaten one since forever. Okay, now it's time to find a way to stop that wedding...hey, I gone another idea, I'm on a streak!" He pulled out his cellphone, and dialed Quagmire's number. "Hey, Quagmire? Can we use your house for...?"
Some hours later, after buying all the dresses and tuxedos for the wedding, everybody is watching TV in the couch when Peter walks in.
"Hey, Brian, can I talk with you?" Peter asked.
"Listen Peter, I don't want to hear you say any-" Brian snapped.
"No no no no, it's not that," Peter said, raising his hands in defense. "I just want to tell you that I'm sorry of how I behaved after you announced your wedding with Jillian."
"Well, that's something nice to hear," Brian said with a smile. "Thank you."
"Oh, but that's not all! Since I've been so mean, I wanted to do something for you as a way to make things up: a bachelor party!"
"What? Um, Peter, I appreciate it, but I don't think-"
"Come on, it will be fun! Can't you spend your last hours of bachelorhood with your best friend?" Peter asked.
"You should go, bachelor parties are always fun," said Lois.
"Yeah, I still remember the bachelorette party mom and my friends threw for me, and I had the time of my life," Meg said.
"You had a bachelorette party?" asked Matt incredulous.
"The point is, you should go," said Meg, ignoring her husbands' question.
"Um, okay, Guess that a bit of fun won't be harmful," said Brian.
"That's the spirit! Now let's go!" Peter said before he and his canine friend left the Griffin house.
"Meg you didn't answer me! What kind of party did you have?" asked Matt again.
...
Peter and Brian went to Quagmire house, since it was there where the bachelor party would take place. Quagmire was more than happy to lend his house for such event, even if it was for something he wasn't fond of, like Brian. Upon entering, they saw that the party already started. At the party were Quagmire (obviously, since it was his house), Joe, Cleveland, Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West, Seamus, Dr. Hartman, Carter Pewterschmidt and lots of beautiful and young women.
"Hey everybody, look who's here!" said Peter cheerfully pointing at Brian, and everybody cheered loudly. Brian, however, fell uncomfortable in presence of so many gorgeous babes.
"Peter, I don't know if coming was a good idea..." Brian stammered.
"Come on, it will be fun! Besides, you can't leave after all these people threw a party for you!" said Peter, before handing him a bottle of beer. "Or maybe you'll see everything from a different point of view with some alcohol."
"Oh well, guess that I worry too much," said Brian, taking the beer.
As Brian started to drink, he started to set at ease, and made small talk with some of the women. However, as he kept drinking (upon Peter's suggestion) he started to lose control of himself, and he finally made out with some of the women there. Peter, who planned it all along, took some pictures with his cell phone.
"Now I only need to send these to Jillian, and there won't be any wedding! Peter Griffin, you're a genius!"
The next day, after the party was over, Brian woke up late and with a terrible hangover. He walked to the kitchen, and saw Peter there, drinking some coffee.
"Hello Brian. Want some coffee?" Peter chimed.
"Yeah, I think I need it. Ugh, my head hurts," Brian moaned as he rubbed his temple. "Guess that I drank too much. Well, I hope I didn't make a fool of myself at the party, because I can't remember anything."
"Oh, don't worry. You didn't anything you would regret," said Peter slyly.
Brian frowned at this. "Why are you telling me this? Did I do something I'm going to regret? Is that?"
"Of course not!"
"But you just implied that I did something I would regret!"
"No, I said that you didn't do anything that you would regret, which is completely different from saying that you did something you would regret and...I don't think this is making any sense."
"And you came up to that conclusion all by yourself? I'm impressed," Brian stated flatly. Suddenly, his cell phone rang. "Oh, look, it's Jillian. Hello Jilly-bean, how are-what? What? Of course I didn't! What do you mean that you have pictures? But that's not-no, please, let me talk to you and-will you let me talk? WHAT? No, you can't do that! They're my children too! Jillian! Jillian?"
Brian hung up. The look on his face was crestfallen. Peter knew that his plan had succeeded, but the look on Brian's face made him feel bad.
"Hey buddy, everything okay? What happened?" Peter asked.
"Jillian...she told me that she saw a video in youtube of myself making out with several girls at Quagmire's party. He doesn't want to see me again, and won't let me see Kyle and Maya again," he then looked at Peter and said: "Peter...do you know something?"
Peter started to stammer: "Uh sorry, I don't remember anything either. Too much beer, you know."
Brian sighed. "I knew it. Whenever I'm happy, the universe always conspires to make me miserable again. I found a beautiful girl that loved me and two precious children...and I lost everything because I was unable to control myself at a stupid party..."
"Come on Brian, I know that you feel down right now, but give it some time. One day, you'll forget about her."
"How can you say that?" Brian angrily snapped at his best friend. "How can I forget the woman who is the mother of my children, not to mention the children themselves?"
"Well, you forgot about Tracy and Dylan pretty fast," Peter said quickly.
"Touché," Brian said. "But this isn't the same. I finally got almost everything I wanted...and lost it in the last second. This is the story of my life."
With a sad gasp, Brian left the kitchen, while Peter was left fighting guilt.
"He'll get over it," Peter thought in a vain attempt of relieving himself. "He'll be plowing another dumb girl in less than-"
But Peter's thoughts were interrupted by a loud gunshot. From upstairs, he could hear his wife yelling "OH MY GOD! BRIAN KILLED HIMSELF!"
The next day, after Brian's funeral, after everybody left, Peter was still standing in front of his grave.
"I'm sorry Brian," he said. Peter was very sad, but couldn't bring himself to cry. "I...this is all my fault. I...even you've been living with us for a few years, it felt like you've been there since forever. You were my best friend...no, even more than a friend, always there to help me...and my family I didn't want to lose you but in the end...I lost you for good. Lois was right. I was only thinking in myself, not you."
Suddenly, noises started to come from Brian's grave. Peter gasped in terror, and let out a scream upon seeing the zombie of Brian coming back to life.
"Peter...you killed me..." zombie Brian moaned. "AND NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN RETURN!"
Peter screamed as the undead dog jumped at his throat. Peter struggled to get rid of the zombie dog and screamed, until he finally woke up.
"Oh...my...god," Peter said, gasping. He was covered in sweat. "It was a nigthmare. Just a nightmare. Brian didn't die! I'm happier than Spongebob at work!"
Cutaway
We see Spongebob working on the Krusty Krab as usual, cooking some Crabby Patties.
"Oh, I love my job, there's no way it could be any better!" Spongebob gushed.
"Spongebob!" Mr. Krabs shouted as he burst in the kitchen. "From now onwards, and since I'm such a exploitative douchebag, you'll be working twice the hours for half the salary!"
"Oh, I was wrong, it got even better!"
End Cutaway
Peter then realized that he wasn't in his bed, but in the couch, his legs covered in a blanket. He got of the couch, and his confusion grew even more, since the living room was completely different. There was different furniture, but what most shocked Peter were the pictures: there wasn't any picture of him or his family. His wedding picture with Lois was replaced with a wedding picture of Brian and Jillian, and there were pictures of Kyle and Maya instead of Meg, Chris and Stewie . There was, however, a picture in which he appeared, along with Brian, both with a bottle of beer in hand.
"What the hell is this?" Peter asked. "Where am I?"
Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and two familiar figures appeared before him, one holding a scythe and wearing a black cloak, and the other wearing a white robe and a crown of flowers.
"You're in an alternate timeline, Peter," Life said.
"This is another near-death experience," Death explained.
"Really? What happened?" asked Peter, worried. "I don't remember anything!"
"Well, it's a long story so I'll say that it all started when, at Quagmire's party, you tried to change a light-bulb after having one too many."
"Anyway, we're here to make you realize that you have to let Brian go," Life said. "What you saw before was a possible outcome of what would happen if you tried to sabotage his relationship with Jillian."
"And this," Death continued. "It's an alternate reality in which Brian is the family guy, and you're the friend with no family who lives with him. Now let's go where all it began..."
Death snapped his fingers, and teleported Peter, Life and himself to another location. It was downtown Quahog. A younger Peter was walking down the street when he saw a building in flames.
"You see, this is the moment when you and Brian met for first time," Life explained.
"Help! Help!" Brian voice's came from inside the burning building. "For God's sake, somebody help me!"
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" said the younger Peter in an over the top heroic manner. He entered in the burning building, and saw Brian trapped under a joist.
"Help me! I'm trapped here!" Brian pleaded.
"Don't worry, now that I'm here, everything will be okay!" said Peter. Peter then let out a fart, making the flames to grow.
"Wow, you just entered the building and accelerated Brian's death. Really helpful," Death said before Life elbowed him.
However, Peter was able to free Brian and take him seconds before the building completely collapsed.
"Here, you never met Lois, and thus never created a family, but Brian did met Jillian. After the fire, Brian bought the 31st Spooner Street house with the insurance money, moved there with Jillian, and invited you to live with him as a way to thank you for saving his life."
"After that, Brian and Jillian got Kyle and Maya, like in your continuity," Life said. "Also, you were jobless for years, so Brian also had to support you economically."
"Man, this sucks!" Peter protested. "But how not meeting Lois made me into such a loser?"
"You may not realize of it, but Lois is a very important moral support for you. Without her, you were unable to maintain any job. Also, none of the women you met had Lois' extremely low standards regarding men, and thus none of your relationships lasted more than a week."
"Aw man, that's awful! So here I'm a jobless, lonely loser while Brian has a job and a family! This isn't fair!" Peter protested as he stomped on the ground childishly.
"Well, that's how Brian feels all the time, Peter," Life said, placing a hand on his shoulder. "He always had to live under your shadow, seeing how you got everything he desired."
"In fact, that's why he wanted to bang Lois so badly," Death continued. "He was jealous of you, and in his psyche, Lois represented all what he wanted."
"And now, after meeting Jillian and forming a family, he finally feels that he's stepping out of your shadow, and got all what he wanted without harming you."
"Geez, I...didn't think in that," Peter admitted.
"Well, you don't think most of the time, " Death said with a shrug.
"I thought that, since Brian got a house and food for free, maybe he was happy..."
"Peter, Brian (and everybody, by the way) needs more than that to be happy, such as loved ones or a sense of self-realization," said Life.
"I see...well, I'm still not letting that wedding to happen!" Peter said firmly. Death face-palmed and Life opened his eyes wide.
"Man, after all what you have seen, you didn't realize of anything at all? Are you kidding us?"
"...yes!" Peter said with a wide grin. "And you fell for it like complete morons! Hehehehehehe!"
Life glared daggers at him, but she simply kicked Peter in the ankle with all her strength. Peter fell to the floor and grabbed his ankle.
"SHHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHH! SHHHHHHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHHH! SHHHHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ugh, not that gag again," Death said in annoyance. "Let's wake him up before the giant chicken appears."
Peter suddenly woke up. He was again the couch. Worried, he stood up, and was relieved to see that it was the very same home he lived in.
"Oh, you're awake?" asked Lois, walking in. "I knew that I shouldn't let you go to that party. You guys can't control yourselves when you see some booze!"
"Where's Brian?" asked Peter.
"In the bathroom, having a shower, still dizzy from the hangover," Lois told him. "What the hell did you two do? Brian can't even remember anything."
"I don't know either. Guess it was wawild party!" Peter said cheerfully. Lois shook her head, and left.
Alone again, Peter checked his cell phone, and saw all the pictures he made of Brian that could destroy his relationship with Jillian if that blonde saw them. This time, however, decided to delete them.
The next month it was Brian and Jillian's wedding. They got married in the backyard of the Griffin house, the same place where his cousin Jasper got married too. Peter was Brian's best man, and Lois, Meg, Rosie, Sophie and Maya were the bridesmaids. After the wedding they had another huge party at the Griffin house, a party that wasn't just to celebrate Brian and Jillian's marriage, but also as a farewell party to Brian.
"Hey Brian," Meg approached the dog. "You still didn't see my wedding gift." Meg handed Brian a small wrapped box. Brian unwrapped it, and it was a glowing, green potion.
"Uhmmm...what is this?" asked the confused dog.
"It's a special potion I've been working on," said Meg. "If you drink it, your life will be prolongued over thirty five or forty years, so you can enjoy a long life with Jillian, and see your kids grow."
"Oh Meg, I...I have no words for this..." Brian said, shedding tears of pure joy and emotion, and hugged Meg.
"Besides, we don't want to lose you that soon either," said Meg, hugging him back. "Okay, now let's enjoy the party!"
…
Te next day, Brian has already packed his scant belongings in two backpacks, and was ready to go. The whole family had gathered to say goodbye.
"Well, guess that this is it," Brian said. "I'm not good at this so...does somebody want to say something before Jillian picks me up?"
"Yes," said Chris. "Since you aren't taking your ca with you...can I have it?"
Brian frowned. "Man, I'm going to leave this house forever, and that's all what you have to say?"
"Well, it's not that we have such a great relationship," Chris said, crossing his arms.
"...okay, you can have it," said Brian, tossing the keys at Chris.
"Yay!"
"But Chris, you can't drive. You are just 14, and don't have a license," Matt said.
"Don't deprive me of my joy!" Chris angrily shouted.
"Peter, Lois," Brian was about to say his final farewell. "Thanks...for everything. Without you, I can't even imagine how my life would have been...hell, maybe I would be dead right now. Anyway, thanks a lot for giving me a home all these years. I'll find a way to repay you."
"You don't have to, Brian. You're part of this family, and will always be," said Lois.
A car outside honked its horn.
"That's Jillian! Well, gotta go. Tomorrow we will go to France for our honeymoon!" Brian gushed.
"Hey, remember our agreement! You'll come to eat with us every Sunday, okay?" Peter asked.
"Don't worry about that," was the last thing Brian said before leaving the Griffin house. When he was at mid distance between the Griffin house and Jillian's car, he turned back, to take one last look at the place which was his home for the past four years. He then sighed, got on Jillian's car, and left Spooner Street.
"WAIT!" Stewie screamed, coming out of the house, totally hysteric. "DON'T GO BRIAN! THAT SKANK DOESN'T LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I DO! BRIAN, COME BACK!"
"I knew it," Rosie said with a completely smug expression.
End Chapter
Mini Fanmail
"Welcome, dear readers, to the very last fanmail of the story," Meg announced. "But don't worry, that doesn't mean that the story is over yet. Okay, let's go with the last letters of the season. First question id from wolf 325, and its for the author!"
wolf325 asks:what made you come up with the spell book in the first place ?
I was inspired by Meg's Boyfriend/Family, and a picture in deviantart of Meg dressed as a witch.
"Let's go to our next letter, from aldovas, and it's for the author too!" said Lois.
Aldovas asks:in the actual show, Kevin Swanson will return, are you planning to introduce him in your story?
No. There is simply no place for him in this story. Hell, there were many characters I wanted to use before Kevin but was unable to (Chris, for example)
"Here is our next letter, from CrowTheNecromancer," said Brian.
CrowTheNecromancer asks:
Meg:Have you ever try using your powers to summon supernatural entites?
"No, I'm afraid of the result. Remember what happened with Miriam, and I ddin't even summon her!" Meg said.
Rosie:What new spells and abilities do you think you'll have in the future?
"Lots of them! I'd like to control plants like Daohne does. But I also seek to improve the abilities I know. "
Lois:What on Earth convinced you into marring Peter?
"I think that I answered that question already, but the reasons is that he was the only man he loved me for what I am instead of seeing me as a way to get rich easily,"said Lois
Chris:Whats your favorite art style.
"Yay, I got a question from a fan!" Chris cheered. "Well, I don't have too much idea of art, I just...draw what I like."
"Our next letter is from KaileyDawn21, who has a good bunch of questions to ask!" said Matt.
KaileyDawn21 asks:
I always wondered if your OCs were real characters on the show,who would be their voice actors
I don't know english voice actors, so guess that I can't answer that.
Rosie: can you give Flare this bag of bird seeds?
"Yes, but Flare prefers meat," Rosie said. Flare then cawed. "Yes, and italian food."
Stewie: I dare you to make the most badass robot!
"Uh, that's not a question," Stewie said, scratching the back of his head. "But challenge accepted!"
Peter: Can you lick you elbow while hopping on your right leg and without you glasses?(Bet you couldn't do that!)
"That's what you think? Well, look at me!" Peter tried to lick his elbow hopping on his right leg without his glasses, but he loses balance and trips over the couch.
"Well, I hope that amused somebody," Rosie said.
"You can bet it did," Stewie said, holding his laughter.
Lois: how do feel about your personality in Family Guy as of late?
"Well, not very proud," said Lois. "I hope I never become like that on this story."
Brian and Jillian: if you decide to have another child in the future,what would it's name be?
"Well, I always liked the name Holly," said Jillian. "It's a really cute name!"
"If it was a boy, I'll name him Steve, for Steve Jobs, the computer genius, and Steven Spielberg, the best movie director ever," Brian said.
Miriam: how do you feel about the fact you lost to two toddlers?
"Humiliated, of course! But this had given me the resolution I needed to plunge this world into the worst of chaos and disaster, just wait and see!" the french witch threatened.
Meg: how do you feel about being loved by all your fans?
"It feels great! After all the abuse I get on the show and other fanfics, it's good to know that there are people who supports you," Meg gushed.
Chris: how long do you think you and Zoe will be together?
"Well, I hope we will be together as much as possible," Chris replied.
"There's something with the letter," Meg said, opening a box. "It's an apple pie for Peter, and a chocolate cake for the rest of us, yay!"
"That apple pie needs some cool whip," Stewie said. Brian rolled his eyes and slapped him in the back of the neck. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Alright, next letter," Rosie said.
Datazeroone asks: hey Meg and Matt, when are you guys gonna face the most evil and ruthless villan ever? I mean come on, we all read your heroics and there must be something dangerous right?
"Well, we heard that Miriam has something pretty horrible prepared for us in the finale," said Matt. "Just wait and see."
"Here we have a letter from Loessar!" said Chris, opening the letter. "Aw, it's for Meg..."
Loessar asks:Have you thought of using your talents again for bird calling and playing the drums again? Also, have you considered using your powers to change a persons' personality like Connie?
"Nah, I'm pretty happy learning magic, swimming at school working for Daphne in the greenhouse and raising Rosie. And no, I don't think that's too ethical," Meg answered.
"Here we have a letter from Hotstreak, and it's for me!" said Brian, reading the letter.
Hotstreak asks: dear Brian have you ever considered running for president?
"Nah, I don't think anybody would vote for me. Besides, I don't think I'm qualified for such responsibility."
"Here we have a letter from Akela Victoire, one of our newest readers!" said Peter.
Akela Victoire asks:
What do you guys think of Winx Club?
"Oh, it's my favorite show, I watch it whenever I can! My favorite character is Musa, but I also like Tecna and Stella. Oh, I also get some great ideas for spells too!" Rosie gushed, excited.
If Hogwarts was real, would you want to go and if so, what House do you think you'd be in?
"Well, guess that I'll go to Griffindor. Griffin-dor, do you get it?" Meg joked.
"Anywhere but Hufflepuff. Nobody know those guys," said Lois with a shrug.
"Ravenclaw. There's a lot of interesting people there, like Luna Lovegood!" said Rosie.
"Slytherin, of course, the most powerful house!" Miriam said.
"...what's a Hogwarts?" Jillian asked, confused.
"And here we go our last letter from CMRosa, and boy, there's a lot of questions here!" said Meg.
CMRosa asks:
Lois: did you know that Bob Funland the guy Peter called a loser in A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks was called that by Peter because he was mourning the death of his mother?
"No, but I'm not a bit surprised," said Lois, rolling her eyes.
Meg: remember when you and your family did that reality show in Fifteen Minutes of Shame, did your family get any money for that show?
"Yes, but dad blew it up in two days," said Meg with a gruntle.
Meg: remember in The Story on Page One where Adam West reveals he has spent $150,000 of the tax payers' money investigating the disappearing water, and how he will keep on even if it will cost the tax payers a million, have you ever got the post that story in the school paper?
"Sadly, no."
Lois: remember in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas where you snap, in a parody of the "wire hangers" scene from Mommie Dearest. She screams at the family about how difficult it is to ensure that Christmas happens without a hitch, then runs from the ruined house on a rampage over paper towel, did you find out that you had paper towels?
"No, since they shot me with a tranquilizer rifle," said Lois.
Lana Lockhart: I was wondering why did you want your husband die and what happen to that bear?
"A bunch of hunters killed the bear," Mrs. Lockhart said. "What a pity..."
Meg have you every thought of having a comeback on your music career?
"Given that I became a total bitch when I became a pop singer no, I don't." Said Meg.
Lois: remember in Jungle Love where you yells out "Freshman!" to lure over other students why you do that?
"I don't know, honestly. Guess that I felt sadistic that day," said Lois.
Meg: remember in Jungle Love where at the end you where riddled by darts and arrows and left behind, how did you escape South America?
"I was rescued by Nathan Drake. He was a really nice guy, by the way," Meg said.
Meg: remember in Untitled Griffin Family History where you where arrested at the end, what happen after that did you go to jail or were the charges drop?
"Yes, the charges were dropped, thankfully," said Meg.
Jillian: if you find out Brian had sex with another women what would you do?
"I'll have sex with another man. That way, we would be even!" said Jillian, crossing her arms.
Brian: it was shown in No Chris Left Behind Deleted scenes you were the guy Lois was with in the car, did you have sex with her?
"No."
Meg: if Kevin Swanson got back in your life what would you think, it look like you really like him and he like you would you condsider him a friend?
"Yeah, we were friends before, so I don't see why not," Meg said with a shrug.
Meg and Matt: if anything happen to you two who would you trust to take care of Rose, Meg parents or Matt parents?
"Matt's parents, of course," said Meg.
"Gee, thanks for trusting us so much," said Lois, tickled off.
"It's not you Lois, but Peter," said Matt. "You're a wonderful mother."
"Oh, thank you!"
"Well, that was all. Thank you fro your questions, and don't miss the grand finale!" said Rosie.
End Fanmail
Author's note: Okay, so I hope you enjoyed this chapter and the fanmail. Since you probably know, this was the last "normal" chapter, since the next chapters will be the multi-parter grand finale. Don't miss it! I plan to include many characters that haven't appeared on this story for ages, like Bruce, Natahlie, Zoe, and more! Not to mention the epic fights and battles I'm planning to do...
It took me a lot to finish this chapter, mostly because I don't like writing for Peter, but I wanted to do at least one chapter in hwich Peter and Brian¡s friendship is explored. In the end, I liked the result, and I hope that you did, too. Anyway, dont' forget to review, even if I won't be taking questions anymore, and thanks a lot for reading!
