Chapter 50-Onward
Ty: Hurray for the fiftieth chapter! (Ty chopped down a Behemoth with an ax) This is no way to fight a war boys!
Mario: Don't you-a do it!
Ty: No items! (Everyone's weapons disappeared)
Crypto: I need those, you idiot!
Ty: No obstacles! (All of the objects that were even a centimeter from the ground disappeared. Roy fell on the ground after the hill he was on disappeared)
Vaati: You dope! Those give us advantages over the enemy!
Ty: No special abilities! (Ridley fell to the ground)
Ridley: I'm going to kill you, you retard! I need to fly, I'm a dragon for Pete's sake!
Mewtwo: He's about to say it!
Ty: Final Destination! (The ground turned purple and black)
Bass: You did not just get rid of all of our weapons and abilities! We can't possibly beat them now!
Ty: But you forget guys. (Everyone found themselves on the Koopa Cruiser, Crypto's UFO, or Warp Stars) I'm allowed to cheat. (The reactor below Final Destination exploded, taking out all of the enemies.) To Samus's castle! (The ships flew forward but were soon blasted down by cannons)
"Be glad I've been using less than half of my power this entire fight. Agility!" Pikachu disappeared off the ground and was now on Vexen's shoulder. "Hi there! How may I help you?" Pikachu sent 500 volts through Vexen's body.
"You fight the same so it doesn't matter how much stronger you've become!" Vexen smashed his shield into Pikachu. "Subzero Freeze!" A blizzard flowed from the shield and covered Pikachu in ice. "I know you're strategies and that's all I need to know to defeat you!"
Vexen shielded his face when the ice broke, revealing Shocking Pikachu (Pikachu's Viewtiful name). "I've got a shield of my own Vexen. Not to mention I have a shiny new sword." The Photon Debugger appeared in Pikachu's hand.
"You have a Keyblade?!" Vexen aimed his shield at Pikachu. "If you're a Keyblade Wielder, that means your friends probably are too! Ice Shot!" Vexen shot ice bullet after ice bullet at Pikachu, who nimbly dodged each shot. "You're faster now!"
"No dur! Replay!" Pikachu Iron Tailed Vexen's shield three times. "Each weapon has a weak spot somewhere on its body. I noticed your shield had a chink right near the top spike so all I have to do is attack that and…"
"My shield will break!" Vexen's shield shattered and struck the cement that was a part of the remains of an old civilization. Pikachu zoomed forward, but the shield pieces flew up and knocked Pikachu up into the air. "I guess you didn't know that I can control my shield even when I'm not touching it. Blizzard Formation!" The pieces spun around in a circle in front of him and shot chunks of ice at Pikachu. Pikachu cut down each piece and ran forward.
"Slow!" Pikachu struck each piece of the shield, breaking them further. Now the formation was shooting even bigger pieces of ice at him and at a faster rate. "Zoom!" The glaciers flying at him shattered. "Come on Vex, I thought you were strong."
"Don't underestimate me, you little rat! I may be the weakest member of Organization XV, but I'm still stronger than you. Try this on for size again! Glacier Falls!" A large glacier appeared above Pikachu and it began to fall.
"Not this thing again! Do you know how cold it was under that?! I could feel the cold when I was unconscious! Pause!" Pikachu ran from the floating glacier, and quickly turned as it hit the ground. "Mega Punch, Replay!" Pikachu punched the ice three times, shooting a perfect circular chunk at Vexen. Vexen was caught by surprised as it hit him in the chest and sent him spiraling backwards. Pikachu ran through the ice tunnel and whacked Vexen with his tail. "Had enough?"
"I beat you last time! How could you have gotten so strong since then?" Vexen blocked another Iron Tail from Pikachu and quickly leapt back. Pikachu rammed Vexen straight on, sending him rolling.
"It's because, instead of sitting on my butt all day doing science experiments, I train to make myself stronger! …Speaking of stronger, I just remembered the pokeball I got from the fairies. Come on out, let me think…Magmortar!" Magmortar, a fire-type pokemon with mortar arms, appeared from the pokeball. "Hit Vexen with a Fire Blast!" The star shaped blast of fire scorched Vexen. "Now hit him with Psychic!" Vexen was slammed against the ground repeatedly. "Finish him off with Brick Break!" Magmortar ran up to Vexen and brutally punched Vexen through his shield. "Return Magmortar." The fire pokemon returned to the pokeball.
"You're right, I should have trained myself." A shard of ice injected itself into Pikachu's ribcage. "But that doesn't mean I don't have some tricks up my sleeve!" Snow flowed out of the bottom of Vexen's sleeve. "Ice Storm!" Pikachu was frozen in a block of ice. "Ice Rupture!" Vexen laughed maniacally as the spikes of ice shot out of the ground and through the block Pikachu was in. "I may not be strong but I make up for that in brains! And everyone knows brains beat brawn"
"But what do you do when you're faced with an opponent with brawn and brains?" Vexen turned around and saw Pikachu. Pikachu started talking right as Vexen opened his mouth. "I used an ability called Mach Speed which makes molecules move faster making me move faster. I'm sure you know that the faster molecules move the hotter something is, so as the ice melted, I escaped. I hope that answers your question." Pikachu quickly moved as Vexen aimed his shield at Pikachu. "Aero, Blizzard, Iron Tail!" Pikachu whipped up a sand twister, froze it, and shot two pieces of it at Vexen. The first piece hit Vexen in the stomach, and the second smashed into his head.
"Let me help!" Prime had broken from his icy prison and ran up to the sprawling Vexen. Prime jumped up and rapidly kicked Vexen's face. He finished with a roundhouse kick to Vexen's cheek. Vexen stood up just to get a fist in his face.
"Way to go Prime, show this nerd whose boss!" Pikachu danced happily as Prime jumped all over Vexen's face. Everytime Vexen tried to get up; Prime would jump on his head. "Let me finish him Prime!" Prime leapt back and Pikachu floated through the air. "Kilo-Kilo 500 Foot Drop!" Pikachu dropped faster and faster through the air, heading straight toward Vexen. Pikachu dropped onto Vexen's ribs with a weight of 347 pounds. Vexen spat out blood that landed all over his head. "Get out of that!"
"I…will." Vexen slowly got up and spit blood on the ground. "My ribs are broken now, I can barely move, and my body is completely numb except for the pain in my chest. I'm am not dead, but you will be!" A large blue aura flowed from Vexen. "Blizzard King!" Vexen's body disappeared and was replaced with large floating masses of ice shaped like body parts. The body, arms, and legs had intricate designs on them and the head had a tall crown on it. "This is my ultimate form!" A sword and shield appeared in Vexen's icy hands. "En garde!"
"You can't fight us anymore! You've pushed your body to far and the one more of any of my attacks will kill you!" Vexen laughed. "Have it your way then." Pikachu appeared over Vexen's head. "Slow, Shock Drop Kick!" Pikachu spun around as a whirling tornado of electricity and kicked Vexen's head down. It crashed through the other pieces until each part of his body was completely shattered. "Checkmate."
"Pikachu, we must help others! They're in big trouble!" Prime pointed away from Vexen at Falco and Jake who were fighting Pigma Dengar in a large battle mech and Andrew Oikonny in a much larger robot form of his father, Andross. Falco had his arm twisted a while before by Robo-Andross' giant hand so his shooting skills were a bit horrid.
"Fight me like a man Andrew! Oh wait, I'm sorry. You're a little low on the evolution chain for that!" Falco dodged a slap from Robo-Andross. "All you have is that pathetic robot to fight for you! You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag!"
"I'll show you, you annoying bird! Andromeda Laser!" Robo-Andross shot a powerful purple laser at Falco. Falco smirked as the laser came closer to him.
"I guess you forgot about…" Andrew's eyes grew twice their size. "My Reflector!" Falco turned on his blue shield and watched as the laser shot back at Robo-Andross and struck its forehead. Andrew screamed as his creation exploded, sending him sprawling across the ground. "Come on Andrew, you're too obvious. Each robot you make it just like the last." Next thing Falco knew, he was rolling across the cement. "How did you?!"
Andrew dropped his leg from the air and smiled. "I trained with Leon and Panther and learned kung-fu. I'm just as good at fighting on the ground as I am in the air now! What can you do?"
Falco laughed and then smirked at the chimp in front of him. "I've got something birds never have and never had." Falco put his hand in front of his face and long nails came from the tips of his fingers. "And I also have an army of robots on my side. Let's go Metabee!" Falco's wristband glowed bright blue and shot a small laser out of it. A yellow and white robot with a double missile launcher horn on his head appeared.
"Who are you? And what's with all the feathers birdbrain? Holy cat claws birdman! Hahaha!" Falco grew angry and whacked Metabee's head. "What was that for?" Falco hit him again and started yelling.
"What was it for? What was it for?! You just insulted me for no reason! And I am a bird, not some freak that one-day decided to glue feathers to his butt! I am Falco, a member of Star Fox and a veteran Smasher! You should know that I'm pretty important." Metabee laughed again. Falco pointed to his wristband. "I summoned you so you have to listen to me."
"No I don't! I am my own robot!" Falco smiled and transported him back into the band. "Okay, okay! Just let me out of this cramped space! I can't stand this stupid thing!" Metabee came out of the band with his arms crossed. "So all you want me to do is take care of that guy?" Falco nodded. "That should be simple enough. Twin-bee Launcher!" Metabee shot two missiles from his head.
"Uh oh." Andrew ran around the ruins, the heat-seeking missiles following him everywhere. Andrew quickly leaped into the remains of a destroyed building and wiped his brow. "I should be safe in here." Andrew then heard a buzzing noise and looked to his left and right. The two missiles were floating right next to his face. "Dang it." The missiles collided into Andrew and sent him soaring through the air.
"I guess it's time for some target practice." Falco pulled out his rocket launcher and hit Andrew straight on. Andrew flew a bit higher, smoking, and soon landed lifelessly on the ground. "Boo-yah." Metabee disappeared into the band.
Jake teleported each time a missile came near him. "Here piggy, piggy, piggy! I guess your forehead is covering your eyes or something because you aren't coming close to touching me." Pigma's mech shot three lasers from each arm, each aiming at Jake. "Got to do better than that to hit me!"
"Maybe if you slowed down a bit I could hit you!" Pigma shot ten missiles at Jake who simply pushed them to the ground. "Stop moving!" Pigma slammed his pudgy hands down on multiple buttons. "Have a taste of my weapon smorgasbord!" Bullets, missiles, cannonballs, lasers, bombs, and bunch of other weapons at Jake who smirked at him.
"If you keep using up your ammo, you won't be able to do anything except scream your head. Not to mention what will happen if you're robot's batteries run out." Jake guessed Pigma either didn't listen or didn't hear Jake do to his constant snorting. "I guess you want to do this the hard way. Psycho Crush." The weapons slammed into each other and exploded. "Psycho Hold." The explosion re-contained itself into a little ball. "This will taste a lot better than slop, trust me, but it might be a little spicy." The ball revolved at a constant rate. "Who's ready for some smoked pork?" Jake shot the ball at Pigma and made sure it hit the mech. The mech exploded sending Pigma rolling across the dirt.
"You little…you little punk! I am a genius! You are just a little kid! How could you possibly think you can defeat me?!" Pigma tried to punch Jake, but he simply took a step to the left. "Stand still so I can kill you!"
"Anger is one of the key characteristics to battles and wars. You're just proving it." Pigma tried tackling Jake, but Jake did a backflip, jumped off of Pigma's back, and aimed his palm at the wild boar. "Try if you want, but the second if you take a step, you will be blasted into oblivion."
"Don't go threatening me boy! I'm going to kill you dead!" Pigma took a brave yet crazy stupid step forward and found himself with a perfectly round hole where his stomach was. Pigma collapsed, not one drop of blood leaving the hole that used to be his organs.
"I warned you, pig, but you decided to be a big bad villain and took on someone much stronger on you. Maybe you'll be wiser in your next life." Falco caught up with Jake and noticed the fallen Pigma.
"What did you do to him Jake? Did you shoot him with a cannonball or something?" Jake didn't have time to answer Falco as Pikachu, Prime, Roy and Meta Knight found and ran up to them. "Hey guys, I guess you beat Scales."
"A good tag team duel to the death was the downfall of Scales and Kimimaro. Roy a great job during the fight." Roy smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "We need to find Mewtwo and Bowser. Where's the next planet from here?"
"I haven't been here for a long time, it's hard to remember. I think its Zonass." Meta Knight sat in his chair and quickly pressed some buttons and the ship lurched forward. "Do you think we'll find the others on Zonass?"
"It's our safest bet. If not, we'll keep going until we find them. We'll make them snap out of it, even if it means beating them to an inch of their life." Everyone gulped. "I'm sorry but if all else fails, we must defeat them." The Halberd shot forward, heading toward Zonass, where they would hopefully find their lost friends.
(Everyone was on the ground, a bunch of Rabbids and Heartless sitting on them.) Ty: Well this is wonderful. If someone didn't set off the alarm, we wouldn't have all these guys on us!
Bowser: I said I was sorry! I was crowded between Ridley, Ganon, K. Rool, and Wario!
Falcon: Falcon Save! (Falcon Falcon Kicked through the wall and sent the enemies flying.) You are all now in Falcon Debt!
Wario: I would have never thought I'd be saved by Captain Retard! Prepare to get wafted!
Ty: My god! Duck! (Everyone closed in together, letting Gaara's sand cover them.)
Wario: I'm-a going to blow! Wario Waft! (Wario's belly bulged and he let loose)
Samus: I wonder how the boys are doing? (Then Falcon was blasted through the door, covered in green gas. Wario stood at the door, smiling)
Wario: Wahaha! Are you ready to get beat down bounty lady? (Everyone else arrived behind Wario)
Samus: I'm not the one getting defeated today, boys. (Samus pulled out her Paralyzer) Get ready to die. The world of stories is mine!