Amy's p.o.v****

"Numa Numa Yay!"Bobobo and Don Patch sang, holding a sterio between them and doing some sort of a dance probably meant for small japanese girls. Beauty trailed behind me, talking to Gasser about what her school had been like, and about how all the teachers were transvestites. Softon was pouting in the back, upset over how his car had been stolen by Mafia turtles from the terrifying and merciless Slownsteady family while we stopped for a bathroom break.

"Tell me again why we're back here?"I asked Jiggler, who walked beside me with a worried expression on his face, twisting his hankie in his...hands?...stub...things...

"I left my lucky music player in the bathroom!"He exclaimed, as we approached where the A Block base had once been. We had been heading this way anyway, and anything to shut Jelly up was fine in my book.

But the base was different, odd. I got a bad feeling from it, and didn't quite understand why until we reached the massive, new, pink castle-like gate surrounding it.

"Secret Headquarters for Hair Hunters of over One Hundred Years Ago/Water Park."Bobobo read aloud, the yellow sign above us written in large print.

"Hm, not so secret..."I muttered, as the doors swung open suddenly. The guys gasped, Beauty tilting her head to the side.

"Hmm, that's odd. Let's go inside and see what's up."She mused.

I nodded, but paused, the others filling in in front of me. My eyes trained on the ground ahead of me, the line that I would cross, both into the base and in breaking the loyalty I had to my friends. I had no allusions as to what lay ahead. It was the second day since that woman had told me of Zar Baldie Bald's trick. The day I would have to betray my friends to the one thing I'd promised them I'd fight, the one place I'd spent my entire life running from.

This was the base of all those hair hunters. We all knew we were in for a fight. Everyone was just unaware of how much of a fight. And how futile the ones before us were. But it would save their lives. So I crossed the line-

"Oof!"I exclaimed, running into Bobobo's back as he stopped short. "What's up Bobobo, you nearly took my head off!"I exclaimed, and looked up to where everyone else was looking.

Exactly where Jiggler had greeted us so long ago was a new monitor, placed above the ruined and breaking old amusement park. And on the monitor? Zar Baldie Bald the fourth, smiling evilly down at us.

"Welcome, Bobobo and company, to our base! I'm pleased to-"

"Get out of my way."A deep voice commanded, and Zar Baldie Bald got a panicked look on his face, sharpened teeth showing as he opened his mouth to talk to whoever had spoken to him before a hand was shoved in his face, pushing him off screen.

A new face took up, one I'd never seen before but had a damn good idea who it was. A man with short, messy red hair, black-rimmed narrow eyes with black lines going down from the bottom of them, with some sort of golden pheonix tattoo on his forehead. He had two sword earring hanging down, and some large fur collar from what I could see. Oh, and some black eyebrows in some serious need of trimming. I mean, seriously, I thought Over's were bad...

"Baldie Bald the third."Bobobo said angrily, and I clenched my teeth, eyes fixed on this man. So, it was obviously him who woke up and gave these orders. I knew Baldie Bald the fourth was too dull to think up such a crooked, intelligent plan, but this guy had an aura about him...

"Welcome to the place where you will meet your end."He said darkly, and a massive structure fell from the sky, landing loudly on top of Jiggler's old base and making the ground shake.

"No fair! You destroyed my old A-Block base-"I slammed a fist into his face, silencing him as I took in the structure. There was a large, purple, evil-looking gate with two red eyes, inside I could see a vast and expensive-looking amusement park, no doubt filled with hair hunters.

"We re-created that pathetic old base into the Hair Hunter's Happy Time World For Realzies."Somehow, hearing this menecing-looking guy say that was disturbing... "Inside, you will face all of our most powerful Hair Hunt Commanders. I do not expect you to succeed inside, therefore I wish you no luck." And with that the screen went blank.

"Ha! We're not scared of you!"Don Patch shouted, intense.

"Yeah! Let's rock it gang!"Bobobo exclaimed, and we all ran into the park, seeing people mulling about, all bald and shiney. "Let's start here!"Bobobo exclaimed, running onto a brown platform with the rest of us following. In front of us stood the very first of the Hair Hunt Commanders. A bowl of green ice cream with a pedo-beard. Some blonde Twilight-wannabe with a black cloak. A robot with boxing gloves.

"...Really? These guys are supposed to be tough?"I asked, face fallen. The ice cream pointed to himself and grinned a tooty grin, exclaiming,

"I am the first commander you will face: Not Nice Cream! Prepare youselves and choose three people to face us in battle!"

"I'll go!"Bobobo immediatly volunteered, but Gasser stepped forward, facing us.

"Listen guys, this place is massive. We don't want to use all of our strength fighting each Hair Hunt commander one by one, we'll never win that way! Let me take care of these guys while you move on. We'll meet up afterwards, okay?"He insisted. I took note of the bravery of what he was doing, the courage and fire in his eyes. Gasser really was a tough kid, huh?

"Yeah! I'll fight, too!"Don Patch exclaimed, stepping forward with a fist clenched.

"Count me in!"Dengakuman shouted, jumping forward and striking an action pose. I looked at them, worried, knowing that, besides Beauty, they were the three weakest competitors.

"You sure, Gasser?"I asked, and he nodded, determination in his eyes. Why not? It wouldn't matter soon... I shook myself from that thought. Right here, right now, I had them. They were my friends for now, in these last moments. I would make them count.

"Okay, meet up with us immediatly after your fight!"Bobobo instructed, and the three nodded. We turned, Bobobo, Jiggler, Softon, Beauty and I all running back and around the attraction, searching for the next shady-looking place. Which, in Bobobo's mind, is a large water ride with a massive twisting slide and a large wading pool below it.

"It's...just...evil!"Bobobo exclaimed, shaking and glaring.

"It's just a water ride!"Beauty exclaimed.

"Hm, yes, but where's our enemy?"Softon asked, and I looked around.

"Maybe we got lucky?"I offered, until a loud, weird-talking, military-sounding, canadian, random-pauses in speech voice shouted, and I looked straight ahead into the pool, right in front of where the water slide was gushing water, "NEGATORY!"

"Are you serious?"I deadpanned, eyes narrowing as I stared ahead at a man floating in the pool, dressed in a military uniform with a camoflage helmet on that hid his eyes in shadows, a pink floaty around him as two girls hit a beachball over his head, one with short hair and the other with long.

"I am Major Minor! And these are my two strongest soldiers! Here you will meet your end!"He shouted, talking funny with odd pauses.

"Yay! C'mon let's jump in!"Bobobo exclaimed, running towards the water with Jiggler. I saw a victorious smirk on Major Minor's face, but remained calm. The guys weren't going to fall for his trick that easy, even if they didn't even know he had a trick.

"This is how we play!"Bobobo exclaimed, landing on a giant tank in the water and blasting the three with a water gun.

"Ahhh!"The girls shouted, Major Minor glaring as Bobobo threw the tank away and began to splash Jiggler, Jiggler melting in the water.

"That is it! I will stop this tomfoolery!"Major Minor exclaimed, and held up a button.

Before he pressed it, the two girls shot out of the water, standing beside me and smiling sweetly. Before I could react, they spun me around, somehow changing me into a black bikini with white skulls all over it. I gaped down at myself, blushing and exclaiming,

"Hey! Not cool!"

"Yes! Cool indeed!"Major Minor shouted, and I saw a circle crack open in the ground beneath me before I was launched into the air, flailing ungracefully into the pool.

Great. I can't swim. Some sort of current pulled me up, my head breaking the surface as I took a huge gulp of air, realizing that I was going up the slide.

"Amy!"Beauty shouted, Softon and Bobobo looking up with angry, shocked expressions.

"Bobobo! Save me!"I turned to where the voice had come from, seeing Jiggler panicking.

"Why are you up here?!"I shouted, and he gave me a cocky smile.

"Because, my love, I came here to save you."

"..."I turned away from him, shunning his existance.

"Don't worry Amy! I'm coming to save you!"Bobobo exclaimed, and I looked down, releived for a moment..

Only to see him running up the slide on a horse.

"Bobobo, what part of 'slide' do you not understand!...Then again, this slide's current it going the wrong way..."I realized, only too late. The horse slipped and fell, toppling back down into the pool, Bobobo reaching down for it and exclaiming,

"Horsey nooooooooo!"

"Bobobo! Get up here!"I shouted, reaching down my hand as my skin began to turn cold with the freezing water. Bobobo turned, reaching up and taking my hand as I pulled him up to me.

"It's time to fight!"Major Minor exclaimed, and I looked down to see him lazilly floating up, about ten yards from us and still in the floaty with the girls hanging onto his sides. "I'll attack first!"He shouted, pulling out multiple black bomb-looking things and shouting, "Water balloon attack!" I paused, as the black balloons hit the water in front of us and did...nothing. Absolutely nothing. They just plopped in.

"What?!"Major Minor exclaimed, shocked.

"Uh, genius, we're in water. Water balloons wont work."I pointed out. He paused then shouted,

"BOOM BOOM BOOM!"

"THAT IS NOT GOING TO WORK!"I shouted, as Bobobo and Jiggler crouched beside me, holding their hands up as guns(well, Jiggler pointed his stub-arm).

"Pew pew pew pew!"They made noises like guns, and I dropped my jaw.

"Did you NOT hear what I just said?!"I asked, only to hear a strangled cry from below. I turned, seeing Major Minor holding his chest and panting.

"I've been hit! Black Hawk Down!"

"Major Minor!"The girls exclaimed, fawning over him as he winced.

"Girls...I can't...go on..."He coughed out, and they got all teary-eyed.

"Sure you can!"They exclaimed, leaning down and kissing his cheeks.

"My dear! I'm injured! I think you need to heal me like that!"Jiggler exclaimed as I sat, the water rushing past me. I punched Jiggler in the face, causing him to go flying off the side of the slide, just as Major Minor crouched, invigorated and with a large box.

"Wanna play that huh? Let's just see how you do with my toothless piranas!"He exclaimed, tipping over the box and releasing many harmless-looking fish.

"But...they don't have teeth..."I muttered, as Bobobo stood with his own box.

"Fine! Two can play at that game!"He exclaimed, tipping over his own box and releasing even more of the toothless fishies. They swam towards each other, Bobobo and Major Minor fixed on the scene as if something cool was gonna happen...

"Hey guys, I'm back-" Jiggler was cut off by the fish flying off the side where he had climbed up, knocking him back down.

"Hm. Cool."I mused lightly, nodding.

Major Minor stood, glaring with his fists tight and jaw set.

"Super Fist of Trapping: Waterfall!"He shouted, and behind us a massive aquaduct slammed down, breaking a part of the slide and creating a waterfall between the two pieces. I stood, looking for a way to get across it. If we fell down that, we were done for.

"Amy, climb in!"Bobobo ordered, standing next to me and opening the top of his afro. I looked at him for a moment, then deadpanned,

"Oh joy. Sounds delightful." I moved, climbing into Bobobo's hair as he ran, right through one of the arches in the aquaduct and jumping up high.

"How are we gonna make it across?"I called down, seeing him flapping fans in his hands. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. "Bobobooo!"I exclaimed, closing my eyes as we went across the massive drop below... I felt a thud and looked down seeing us safely on the other side.

"Wow, I cannot believe that actually worked."I mused, jumping down and closing the top of Bobobo's afro.

"Very well done! But I'm not finished yet!"Major Minor exclaimed, jumping down from a massive helicopter. "Fist of Trapping:Water replica!"He shouted, landing on his butt with two other Major Minor's appearing behind him.

"Fist of the Scorpion: Venimous Catfish!"I shouted, throwing three needles, each turning into a massive catfish that rammed into all three Major Minors.

"Yeah! That's so cool!"Bobobo exclaimed, and I smiled. So, this was a sort of payback for defeating Wild Whister, I suppose.

"I guess,"I muttered, looking down at myself, "But I'm getting really freaking cold."

"Well that's too bad!"Major Minor exclaimed, standing up and grasping his mid-section where the catfish hit him, "But guess what?" A major flash of black flew across my vision and rammed into Major Minor, sending him flying backwards.

"I'M A-"

"Torpedo. Yeah, I get it."I mused, hanging my head. I should have known...