Once upon a time, there was a princess, a vampire, and a werewolf. The princess stumbled upon the vampire one day while wandering in the woods. And he ate her, bones and all. Then, the werewolf chopped him in half with his ax, saved the princess, and sewed rocks into the vampire's stomach, so that he could not chase them afterward. Then, the werewolf married the princess and they lived happily ever after.
Eh, maybe I'm getting Twilight confused with Little Red Riding Hood…
Oh well. TEAM JACOB!!!
A/N: Shout-Outs: dancergirl7, for being my 200th reviewer. Thanks to her, and everybody that's read and reviewed this story. Also, my friend Molly (alicexdancer666) for helping me with ideas and singing Andy Samberg songs with me.
Also, if you like this story, I just wanted to suggest a few of my other stories that you may enjoy:
Bloopers
Dusk, The Daytime Drama
I Suck At Summaries
If Edward Was Evil
Jimmy
Languages
Meeting In Between
Midnight Sun Table Of Contents
Parodies, Parodies, Parodies
The Cullens' Nightmares
The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten
Vampire Chat Room
Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit
