Once upon a time, there was a princess, a vampire, and a werewolf. The princess stumbled upon the vampire one day while wandering in the woods. And he ate her, bones and all. Then, the werewolf chopped him in half with his ax, saved the princess, and sewed rocks into the vampire's stomach, so that he could not chase them afterward. Then, the werewolf married the princess and they lived happily ever after.

Eh, maybe I'm getting Twilight confused with Little Red Riding Hood…

Oh well. TEAM JACOB!!!

A/N: Shout-Outs: dancergirl7, for being my 200th reviewer. Thanks to her, and everybody that's read and reviewed this story. Also, my friend Molly (alicexdancer666) for helping me with ideas and singing Andy Samberg songs with me.

Also, if you like this story, I just wanted to suggest a few of my other stories that you may enjoy:

Bloopers

Dusk, The Daytime Drama

I Suck At Summaries

If Edward Was Evil

Jimmy

Languages

Meeting In Between

Midnight Sun Table Of Contents

Parodies, Parodies, Parodies

The Cullens' Nightmares

The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten

Vampire Chat Room

Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward

Why The Cullens Can't Babysit