Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Wrestling World War
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff Jarrett, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, The McCools, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: On Monday October 29 2007 Vince McMahon declared war on DX by joining forces with Jeff Jarrett and TNA to launch a wrestling world war but the ARK Angels of DX want their daddies to focus on what's really at stake. NOTE: This story is written in reverse.
Chapter Forty Eight - Bittersweet Tooth
November Friday 16, The Sandbox at 7pm:
"This is bull-crap!" LC said kicking her backpack across her bedroom, it went over Cameron's head and hit the frosty window, frosty because of the winter weather not because of Aurora who was in North Carolina with Jeff Hardy the Official DX Babysitter, "Why do we have to go to Georgia why can't we go visit Carla in New York City?"
"Because dad wants to sign AJ Styles that's why," Cameron replied picking up his girlfriend's backpack and putting it beside her closet next to her black boots and Ax of Judgment.
"How long are you gonna put up with him? Your father has turned into the exact opposite of what God called him to be and we are letting him get away with it? I didn't get called for this Cameron and God didn't bring the ARK Angels of DX together for this blasphemy!"
"You're preaching to the choir boy babe and I'm running out of hymnals, I'm gonna get Daddy's attention don't you worry about it," Cameron said and he kissed LC on the cheek and she blushed, "Now you just go back to being beautiful while I enlighten the man I call Daddy,"
"Don't talk to me like I'm Velvet Sky or Angelina Love, I was born to kick butt not show it off! While you get your butt kicked by Uncle Shawn, I'll take care of The Game," LC said and she picked up her Ax of Judgment and headed for the West Wing of the Sandbox where Hunter and Joanie were arguing about the lack of time DX had been spending at home.
"We never get to see you two anymore, we have to beg you to come home for dinner. Admit it, this wrestling world war has gone to your heads," Joanie said but Hunter ignored her and kept checking his Blackberry for messages from AJ Styles who was thinking of leaving TNA because of Vince McMahon's Hitmen.
"You're outta the loop babe, this is between me, Shawn and Vince. He's been undermining us for years and he thinks we can't run the wrestling world without him, well the Showstoppa and I are gonna prove him wrong when we sign two of TNA's biggest stars - AJ Styles and Sting," Hunter declared and Chyna laughed.
"How are you gonna do that brainiac, they're both under contract to TNA?" she said unconvinced that this was a good direction for DX to focus their attention, "You're better off focusing on the Women's Division, then you could compete with the TNA Knockouts' new show Thrust,"
"Divas, come on Joanie you hate the Divas more than anyone. You can't build a wrestling promotion around eye candy," Hunter argued.
"Then make them wrestle, or better yet bring them over here and let me train them to wrestle," Chyna said and Shawn popped his head through their bedroom door with a chocolate covered smile on his face.
"I like that idea," he said munching on some Candy Bears and Hunter checked his watch to see what time it was.
"You better finish those before 9pm or you'll get hyper and we won't be able to talk AJ into coming to work for us tomorrow," Hunter said then he noticed LC waving her Ax of Judgment and heading in his direction, "Hey sweetie, how was school today?"
"YARGHHH!" LC screamed charging for Hunter and she swung her Ax of Judgment at him but Shawn grabbed it out of her hand before she could wield it over his neck and she turned back and scowled at him, "Hey I was about to execute the heathen, give me my Ax of Judgment!"
"There are no heathens in this house LC, just rude children who don't know the meaning of the phrase 'time out'." Shawn replied and Chyna pulled her up by the scruff of her flannel shirt lifting her off her feet in annoyance.
"You want to explain why you were wielding your Ax of Judgment at your father Lisa?" she asked sternly and LC gulped.
"No not really," she replied and Cameron appeared at the doorway and approached Chyna.
"Don't be mad at LC it was my idea, I thought it would help us get our point across," he said and Shawn pulled Cameron up by the scruff of his sweater vest so his feet were dangling in the air annoyed.
"And what point would that be son? As the elder of the ARK Angels I don't expect you to tell your girlfriend to attack her father with a deadly weapon of God!" Shawn said furiously and Cameron smirked.
"As of this moment I no longer listen to you, I heed the Word of God and He's pissed at you St. Michaels because you haven't been listening to me like He told you to when the ARK Angels were created," Cameron said and Shawn's face softened because he knew his son was speaking from the Throne room of God.
"Go on," Shawn said lowering Cameron to the ground and releasing him, Cameron grabbed LC and Chyna was shocked at his aggression when it came to his fiancée, it still surprised her how protective he was of her and that they were going to be married in 20 years but the more she watched them, the more real their betrothal became and that thought brought a smile to her ivory colored face.
"You never listen, that's why God gave me the Gift of Wisdom so you would listen for the first time in your life. You're losing your family and LC's losing her family and you're so caught up in Vince McMahon's world you can't see it, just like before when you were out of the wrestling business and the Kliq did everything they could to get you back into it but you blew it over and over again because you never listen. Well listen up Daddy, you're not gonna ruin our lives the way you ruined-"
"Don't say one more word!" Amy cried entering Hunter and Joanie's room with Righteous Indignation, her hair ablaze above her head making her look ten times more intimidating then she was already being 8 months pregnant. Cameron stood his ground and LC squeezed his hand for support as Anointed Amy headed towards the Amazing Cameron, "How dare you speak to your father that way!"
"I'm only saying what God told me to say, you don't know who you married but I do and if I were an Anointed woman of God I'd listen up too," Cameron said and he leaned over to Amy while LC kept holding his hand which was trembling in the face of Anointed Amy's Divine Authority, "Who do you love more?" he asked and Amy's Righteous Indignation vanished.
"What?" she asked Cameron she was stunned by the question as was the rest of the DX household.
"I don't have time for hesitation! Who do you love more?" Cameron asked again and Amy backed out of Hunter and Joanie's room and Shawn followed her wondering what was going on.
"Amy what is he talking about, who do you love more than me?" Shawn asked as Amy headed for their bedroom and she closed the door before Shawn could follow her inside.
"I think you got their attention," LC said to Cameron who breathed for the first time in minutes, it was not easy standing up to the Anointed Couple but he had to otherwise all would be lost and there would be no stopping the devil from destroying his family and winning the souls Jesus had prayed for; the souls of his father, his best friend and the First Ladies of DX and Xtreme. He didn't want to let the angels down, one in particular who was watching him right now and Rebecca had never been more proud of her firstborn son and his beautiful future bride from the Helmsley clan.
"Mommy?" Cheyenne said from her bedroom door as Rebecca ascended to the Heavenlies and blew Cheyenne a kiss. "Bye!" Cheyenne cried waving at the ceiling before heading back into her room to draw a picture of an angel to add to her growing art collection, "Uncle Jeff will be so proud of me!" she said as she made a pile of her best drawings to give to Jeff when the ARK Angels went to New York City to see the littlest ARK Angel with the sweetest tooth and the shortest temper.
