The Spicer Monologues
By: CrystallicSky
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.
Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.
Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.
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2/20/09-
Good day!
And by that I mean it was one, not that I am suddenly some kind of British and am greeting you.
So last night, I couldn't get to sleep; like, could not for the life of me do it. Chase showed up around then and before I could even say a word to him, he touched my forehead, and…
...well, I guess I was out, because I don't remember anything after that until waking up this morning.
Definitely appreciated it, 'cause I'm mostly back on schedule now. I woke up around 5:00 this morning, but that only means I'm off from my usual by an hour or two which is no big deal.
Anyways, after I woke up, I made myself some breakfast (I CAN has pancakes, lol) and promptly headed down to the lab to finish up the Tech TAS, of which I've nothing to say but that it's done and works perfectly.
I was seriously like two seconds away from grabbing my GTC gloves and going to see Chase when he decides to drop in on me!
We talked for all of five minutes: casual greetings, asked about the TAS, told him I was done, showed him how it worked really quick, he thanked me for the 'show' yesterday (apparently, he was watching me while I was beating off) and then BAM, I'm suddenly on my bed with him on top of me!
Pfft, see me complaining.
We made out and did a little groping, but I stopped him before it could go too far:
Me: Chase, wait, we can't.
Chase: And why not?
Me: The last time…well, lemme put it this way: you gave it to me good and I took it all.
He laughed and said something along the lines of 'just because the rollercoaster's broken doesn't mean they shut down the whole amusement park,' and then he blew me, for which I returned the favor.
We pawed at each other for a little while after that, and at some point, I guess he noticed the assorted case of lube in the corner of the room (I put it on express order and waved some extra money around so that half the delivery was actually overnight), because he just sort of stopped and stared at it.
I looked and realized he had to be looking at the glow-in-the-dark lube, because there were at least three or four of those ones right in the front of the case, and I just started laughing like a maniac.
Surprisingly enough, Chase started laughing like an idiot, too, and within a minute, we were just clinging to each other and cackling our evil asses off for no good reason other than GLOW-IN-THE-DARK LUBE.
Anyways, after all that happened, I gave back the original Third Arm Sash and Chase said he'd get me the Fist of Tebigong next, like we agreed on our 'Big List of Wu,' and that he'd keep dropping in on me from time to time so 'I shouldn't be surprised if I suddenly begin to find myself with an increasing need to bend over more often.'
So, I figure I've officially made the position of fuck-buddy, for which I am extremely overjoyed (and not just because I've got the biggest fucking crush on the guy; even if I hated him I'd be happy because that man knows how to use his dick and right!).
Fist of Tebigong will probably be here by tomorrow morning, I've got a couple of hours left before I should go to bed, and-
Hey, look, TV…
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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.
Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D
