July 24th, 2013: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage versions) join the Department of Hotness while at at the same time, the Evil Sorcerer uses his necromancy to bring the Shredder (also Mirage version) back to life. As soon as the Shredder is recruited onto the Guild of Super Evil, he takes one of the Imperial Warships, dimension hops to New York City in Turtle Prime and take's back leadership of the Foot Clan from Karai. July 26th: Dr. Blake Downs (from Childrens Hospital) joins the Department of Hotness. Present day: Fed up with all the failures from her underlings, Empress Lotora decides to get off her throne and take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Goku leaves the Department of Hotness so that he can prepare for an upcoming battle. On an unrelated note, many alternate Earths have been liberated from the Guild by the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, during a battle between the Dept. of Hotness and the Guild in some random alternate Earth, Carmen's mothership arrives and beams down none other than Empress Lotora herself. Lotora was wearing a newly developed powered armor that had all the power's of her father's and more, plus it was far more powerful. The entire Department of Hotness (the one's who know how to fight that is) then start to fight her but are quickly outmatched, not even the Hulk is any match for her. The only ones who stand a chance against her is Hottie, Thor, The Mane Six wielding the Elements of Harmony and Axe Cop. Lotora shoots Axe Cop with a fireball fired from her belt buckle but that just turns him into "Axe Cop Fire", he then sucks on a lemon and becomes "Axe Cop Fire With Lemon". Hottie also transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and, by combining her super strength with her power over metal, punches Lotora in the gut and denting her Supermantium armor. Knowing that she is outmatched, Empress Lotora beams back to the mothership and flees. To be continued...
