Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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Dipper Wendy Alex and Griffin flew through the forest with Griffin following Wendys lead to the Magical Village. After landing in the outskirts the young couple changed back while Alex dismounted Griffin.
"So this is the Magical Village you and Mabel went to get Unicorn hair from?" Dipper asked.
"Why would you need Unicorn hair?" Alex asked.
"Ford whipped up a weirdness barrier that repelled Bills powers to protect the shack. Unicorn Hairs was the main catalyst." Dipper explained.
"This Bill guy sounds like he was a real Jerk." Alex commented.
"He was awful. He possessed Dippers body at one point." Wendy replied.
"If it weren't for his ignorance of the human bodies limitations we'd all be dead. Mabel wore him out in his pursuit of this..." Dipper said pulling out Journal 3. "Had he succeeded and activated the Portal in a way that would have ripped open the Nightmare Realm he was going to throw my body off the Water Tower with a suicide note attached to my shirt. Overconfident jackass wrote it in my Journal for Mabel to find after my body was supposed to die."
"What?! Why didn't you tell me about that?" Wendy asked Dipper.
"Because I was ashamed of my foolishness Wendy. I was desperate for Answers and nearly got us all killed." Dipper explained.
"Well you're not doing anything like that again!" Wendy said before pulling Dipper in for a kiss. "You're mine, and if anyone is going to manipulate you it's me."
"Aww that is so sweet, and a little creepy. But let's go find my wife." Alex said.
"One thing." Wendy said before pulling out her smart phone. "Hey Grenda? We need you to go get Tyrone and Pacifica then meet us at the Magical Village where we fought those Unicorns. No we aren't beating up Unicorns again. Okay. Maybe if they cause trouble you get the first punch. Alright Bye. Grendas coming with Back up."
"That'll make this almost too easy." Dipper replied.
The three entered Gnastys where Gnomes a few Fauns and a Troll were found.
"Anyone know where the Fairies are?" Wendy asked.
When the patrons saw who entered they all fled, except the one leaving the bathroom.
"Hey Gnarl, you need to clean up in there, it's filthy!" Celestabellebethabelle complained.
"Funny running into you here." Wendy said smugly.
"OH SWEET MOTHER OF RAINBOWS!" Celestabellebethabelle exclaimed before attempting to flee before Dipper and Alex blocked her off.
"It's no use running C-Belle." Wendy boasted.
"Come on! I just got my hair to the length I like!" Celestabellebethabelle complained.
"We don't need hair, we need information." Wendy explained, still in the same tone as before. "Last time I was here there were Fairies everywhere, now there isn't a single one. Where are they?"
"We found Fairy dust in the Shack where my mother was napping, they took her. Where did they take her?" Dipper asked.
"The Fairies all live in tunnels east of here. They sometimes take children from their homes but this is the first time I've heard they took a mother." Celestabellebethabelle explained.
"My mother is pregnant with my little brother or sister." Dipper elaborated.
"Well that explains a lot." Celestabellebethabelle muttered.
"Come on! Time is of the essence." Dipper said. "I've always wanted to say that."
Dipper Wendy and Alex left Gnastys leaving Celestabellebethabelle alone.
"It must be that special ceremony the Fairies bestow on only the very few..." Celestabellebethabelle said shocked.
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At the Northwest Mansion Tyrone and Pacifica were busy kissing when Granda barged in loudly.
"GUYS!"
"GAH!"
"Come on we gotta go!" Grenda shouted.
"Come on! Can't we make out in private for once without being interrupted?!" Tyrone complained.
"Yeah!" Pacifica agreed.
"Mrs Pines was abducted by Fairies!" Grenda explained.
"Mom?" Tyrone asked scared.
"Oh Geez. Let's go. Grenda grab a couple of Tazers." Pacifica said before leading Tyrone out the Door to go help Dipper and Wendy.
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