Hi, guys. Here are five new rules, requested by Guest, shadystar and THEDOG, who also appears as acharacter in this chapter:D Enjoy:D
#266. I am not allowed to laugh when Barbara takes whip-lessons
Selina, had a fun sleepover party at the Galavan's loft. Obviously not with Silver, because both girls can't stand each other. No, it was Barbara who had invited her. She liked the little cat girl.
The next morning, when Selina was eating the burned pancakes Barbara forced Theo to make, the young girl jolts up after hearing a 'cracking' sound. Just like a jumpy cat, Selina ducks underneath the table, recoiling. Not long after, the room fills with female laughter and Barbara and Tabitha enter the room. Theo does a mayor eye roll.
"Having fun, ladies?" Not that Theo cares whether the women have fun or not, but he still asks because he knows by now, if he ignores them, they might use the whip on him. And, he really doesn't want to explain to anyone, why the major has 'whip marks' on his pretty face. Well, Theo thinks he's pretty, but he really isn't. He's sly,backstabbing, slimy, cunning, and- Sorry, getting off topic.
Selina crawls from under the table; "What your doing?" Slowly she strolls over to the still laughing females. Then, spotting the whip; "I've had one just like that, but Alfred took it away from me and now I can't find it anymore."
"Wanna try?" Tabitha asks, and Selina nods her head, rapidly with excitement. tired sigh coming from Theo.
Puffing her chest, grinning from ear to ear, Selina coils the whip, swinging it toward the unaware Theo Galavan, hitting him straight against his butt. Selina quickly gets the hang of it, and a few seconds later she's chasing Theo all around the loft, hitting him wherever she can. Barbara and Tabitha cheer some encouragements at her, while Theo Galavan cries, covering himself; "No, not the face! Not my pretty face!"
The doorbell rings.
"You'll get that?" Barbara asks the whimpering Theo while she takes the whip back from Selina. Theo quickly obeys, opening the door and staring into a deranged looking Jim. "Aw, look who it is," Barbara cries.
"Hiya, detective!" Selina cries gleefully. Barb and Tabie just learned me how to use a whip," cue, proudly smile.
"Yeah, well, I'm here to pick you up, because Alfred called, worried. Apparently you sneaked out the manor, while Alfred told you-
Sadly enough, Jim couldn't finish his sentence, as Barbara swings the whip toward him, and starts chasing him around the loft, screeching; "Having fun, Jim? I know I have. You always make me laugh."
After that, Barbara starts cackling madly, cue followed by Selina and Tabitha. Theo however, cue exit through the front door.
#267. No matter how much I want to see Jim's look, I'm not allowed to tell him that Lee and Alfred dated in college
"Hey, Jim, guess what!" Selina dashes in the GCPD, holding an old looking year book, clutched against her chest. "I just found something hilarious."
Selina climbs onto the desk, opening the book and holds it out in front of her, for everyone to see.
"Miss Thompkins used to date Bruce Wayne's butler, Alfred Pennyworth in college!" Everyone starts scrambling around her, trying to grab the book from her hands to see the 'lovely' prom pictures.
Jim however, stares at the girl, a gaped. He wants to do something, but he can't. Neither he does know what to do. He sees Lee walking into the room, with the same pale expression on her face as he has.
Suddenly, Selina realizes something.
"Wait, if Alfred is like about, 50 years old? How old does that make you, Miss Thompkins?"
Lee, turning all red in the face of embarrassment, quickly disappearing in Ed's office, cue followed by Jim.
#268. I am not allowed to interrupt Bruce and Silver when he's comforting her
Silver sits down onto the couch, head buried in her hands, sobbing loudly. Bruce walks in, noticing the silver haired girl, slowly walking up to her and sits down beside her. Immediately she clutches herself around Bruce, continuing her crying.
Bruce really doesn't know what to say, so, instead he wraps his arm around her, comforting her. After a few minutes her crying becomes softer, and she's able to speak again.
"Why is she so mean to me, Bruce? Every time I try to be nice, but she acts mean in return. She keeps saying these silly things about me. Things like, me and my uncle want to hurt you. How can she say something like that?" And, again, she bursts into tears. Well, fake tears, more likely, not that Bruce can tell the difference. "But that's not all! Look what she's done to my dress!"
Bruce notices a big, brownish stain. He doesn't even try to think of what it could be.
"Hiya, my sweet, adorable, billionaire boy!" Selina dashes into the room, brandishing her arms, widely. She was followed by Jack, who grins like he's done something terrible again. He just waves at Bruce, then flopping onto the desk.
Selina darts up to Bruce, flopping down onto his lap. Luckily, Silver just pulls her head back in time. She throws a dirty look at Selina, who just shrugs and smirks. Then, totally ignoring the silver haired girl, Selina nuzzles herself against Bruce, wrapping her arms around his neck.
"Selina, can I ask you something?" Bruce asks softly, swallowing as his face turns red again. Why does his face keeps turning red? She looks at him, big, green eyes. "Why did you do that to Silver's dress?"
Suddenly, the room is filled with a maniacally laughter, coming from Jack's direction. "Do you really think kitty face did that? Well, to be honest, the credits go all to, MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Another maniacally laughter follows, and as Silver runs out the room screaming, Jack follows her in tow, throwing balloons filled with mud after her. Well, that's what he's trying, because he's still blinded of the pepper spray she used on him, days before.
#269. I am not allowed to sell Alfred's stuff on Ebay
Selina strolls through the manor, collecting some of Alfred's trinkets along the way. It's not like Alfred is needing them anyway. And also, the big large black thing in the garage, is collecting dust for years.
The doorbell rings.
Alfred growls. Yep, he's pissed. Why? Because he kept running after Selina all day, taking his trinkets away from her. Now, she finally sat quiet, behind Bruce's laptop, and the stupid doorbell rang.
Alfred swings the door open, noticing a guy standing. He looks a little dangerous. Alfred swallows anxiously, as the guy takes a step closer.
"Hi!" the guy holds his hand out to greet. Alfred decides to obey. "My name is TEDOG!"
"Alfred Pennyworth, sir," Alfred whimpers, finally succeeding to free his hand from TEDOG"s firm handshake. His finger are numb, though. He remains to smile, politely.
"I'm looking for Cat!"
"Why, if I may ask?" Alfred asks, getting a little worried. That's when TEDOG explains to Alfred, the real reason of his visit and the butler's eyes, slowly fill with anger. "Just a sec, sir."
Quizzically, TEDOG watches how Alfred charges across the hallway and up the stairs. A few seconds later, a young, fourteen year old girl comes rushing down the stairs, madly grinning with the angry butler in tow. The girl dashes past TEDOG, through the door and into the garden.
"Miss, Kyle, get back, right now!" Alfred bellows, charging past the still astounded looking TEDOG, after the young cat girl. "How dare you to sell my Harley onto Ebay?"
"Well, you are way too old to drive that thing, and I need the money!"
#270. I am not allowed to dye Silver's hair while she sleeps
While having her fun sleepover with Barbara, and stayed up most of the night, chatting, laughing, eating snacks, pillow fights etc etc, Barbara and Tabitha we worn out, when the sun came up. That's when Selina got bored.
Slowly, trying to make not too much noise, the cat girl waddles into Silver's room. Yep, she's sleeping too, for hours.
Madly grinning, Selina prepares the green hair dye, pouring it into a spray bottle. After that, she quietly lingers to the still sleeping girl, and starts spraying the green liquid onto Silver's hair.
Suddenly, a sound in the kitchen, indicating someone is in there, about to prepare breakfast. Like a hungry cat, Selina tosses the spray bottle across the room and dashes away, up to the kitchen.
"Hiya, Mr, Galavan!" Selina heaves herself onto stool, lurking at Theo while he's making pancakes.
A few seconds later, Silver walks in, yawning. Theo looks astounded, noticing the weird, green stripes in the girls silver hair. Slowly, he meets eyes, with a madly smirking Selina.
So, what do you think? Reviews are welcome:D
