The word for this drabble is 'if' by Robson 3010, so thank you!
This drabble is based on the Knights of Nee from Monty Python, if you don't know them, this will seem more random than usual...but just go with the flow :)
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The Knights of Bree
Arthur frowned and scratched his head again, thinking as hard as he could, which was getting difficult.
He and Merlin were out hunting when they had stumbled upon group of Knights, all dressed in black and about six foot tall. They called themselves the Knights of Bree (Arthur was sure that was some sort of cheese) and weren't allowing him or Merlin to pass, worst of all, they were threatening to take over Camelot! Arthur was desperately trying to think about what to do.
Suddenly, Merlin had an idea, "What if-"
But Merlin could hardly say any more as the Knights of Bree, standing before him, suddenly shrieked.
"Aagh!" Cried what looked like their leader, "Don't say that!"
Merlin was confused, "Say what?"
The leader rolled his eyes, "Well I can't say can I? It's a very bad word!"
"Hmm," Arthur turned to Merlin, "If we find this word, we could use it against them..."
"Aagh! You said it again!" Snapped the leader.
"When?" Arthur demanded.
Merlin shook his head, "Look Arthur, what if-"
"Aagh!"
"Ssh!" Merlin snapped, "If I could just hear myself think-"
"Aagh! Then stop saying the word!"
Both Arthur and Merlin were getting very irritated now, "But what is the word?" They asked.
The leader sighed, some people don't get it. "Look, I can't say the word, because if I did...oh God, I said it! Aagh! What happens if I say it...Aagh! I said it again!"
All the Knights were now squealing now, while Arthur and Merlin stared in horror and confusion.
"Err, maybe it would be best if we go..." Merlin suggested.
"Aagh! Yes please do! If I hear it again...Oh no, I said it again!"
In the end Merlin and Arthur walked off, muttering to each other and rolling their eyes, leaving the Knights of Bree to scream to themselves and the leader squealing about a certain 'evil' two lettered word.
