So, yes, I have been on hiatus. (And how the hell did this site get upgraded when I was gone. Seriously? Story art? Anyone willing to do some fan art for this that I can put up for the story? I'll write you a one shot now that I have time to write now) Sorry for not informing you all, but I'm not giving up on you guys! Since the last time I posted, I graduated from my high school and today (as of June 10th depending on your position on this earth) is my 18th birthday. :D HURRAH! So as a birthday present, I'm giving you guys an update because I've felt really guilty lately. So, let's get this show on the road!
271. Learn popular song lyrics
Ever since Russia heard of the newest popular American song, he began to make a game of it.
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I'd jump out plane, da, for vodka maybe?"
Then again, America wasn't about to be outdone.
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I am the hero, for my pal Iggy! :D"
But of course, this was happening during a world meeting so others wanted in on the fun.
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, check my 5 meters, they're awesome baby! KESESESE~"
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, you all are gits, aren't I right fairy?"
"Ve, I just met you, and this is crazy, come eat some pasta, or pizza maybe?"
"Hey I am talking, and this might be crazy, SO SHUT UP ALL OF YOU AND FOCUS ON THE MEETING."
"…so adjourn maybe?"
272. Let your temper get the best of you
There were always rare moments when a nation would get SO angry that their wrath would move mountains. Literally. It would cause an earthquake and surprisingly, it was in the least angry nations that they knew: America, Italy, and Japan. The nations asked America about it one time…
"Well, I usually have my geysers to blow off some steam, literally. It's how I de-stress. Now check this, there are times about every 50 to a hundred years where I just can't de-stress and I just…well…blow up! Yeah, not good for my people, but it has to be released sometime!"
273. Get caught up in paparazzi
The nations got off topic again, this time on each of their local celebrities , and Germany let it slide.
"Well, they have to let it out sometime; it's their people focusing on that instead of the actual issues. This, well, is a good thing for us since we don't have the answers yet."
274. Start planning
T-minus one month until America's birthday. Fireworks are already sold out across the nations, being delivered to one young buyer who plans on using them on the Fourth of July. As per last year, astronauts were suggested to look over North America to watch the show from space.
275. Train as a Spy
Unbeknowest to Russia, a platinum blond woman named Natalia, who could pretty much survive anything the Russian government threw at her (literally) began training as an elite spy.
Check back in later for further progress.
(It'll be amusing as hell. I promise.)
So, I struggle to not write EVERYTHING about America. But, hey, I'm American so it's bound to happen. I do include more of the main characters though! XD G'night everybody! It's 2:05 am and I have to go to a birthday brunch in the morning so I gotta go to sleep. :D See ya!
