NEWS UPDATE: On my profile. PLEASE READ IT!

"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! Today's contestants are Firestar, Littlecloud, and Tigerstar, and the winner will take Cinderpelt to Shellheart's Beautiful Beaches And Aquariums!"

"What's up with all the marine stuff?" Brownleaf asked.

Mistystar shrugged. "Whoever sponsors us gets to be the prize."

"Sandstorm isn't here today," Firestar breathed in relief.

"Okay, your Sandstorm thing is kind of old," Cinderpelt commented. "First question: Is cheese cheese cheese your favorite favorite favorite?"

"Uhhhh, no. I'm lactose intolerant," Littlecloud explained.

Tigerstar's face transformed into :D. Seriously. Sideways and all.

"I like burritos best," Firestar answered.

"Tigerstar gets a point. Next question: If the medicine cat told you that you only had a moon left to live, how would you spend it?"

Tigerstar did :). "I would spend it at Rushtail's Adrenaline Rushes."

Littlecloud and Firestar shrugged at the same time and tried to jinx each other.

"You can only jinx if you said something at the same time," Cinderpelt explained.

"Oooohhhhhhh," they, of course, mewed at the same time.

By the way, they're saying all this at the same time. "Jinx!" "Double jinx!" "Triple jinx!"

"How do you do that after three?" Firestar asked.

"FOUR JINX!" Littlecloud shot out. "You owe me four sodas!"

"Tigerstar gets a point."

"Tigerstar has two points."

"Last question: What are pecans?"

"Nuts! That's easy!" Littlecloud excl;aimed.

"Nuts," Firestar agreed.

"Hmm. Not nuts," Tigerstar meowed. Firestar and Littlecloud looked at him like he was crazy.

"Tigerstar's right!" Cinderpelt announced. The two toms' jaws gaped and Tigerstar did the 'AWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEYEAH' as a victory dance.

"They're drupes!" She continued. "Tigerstar gets a point and he wins!"

So you don't need to send in toms because it's the end of the season. Hey, my timing works out perfectly!

And remember to read the news update on my profile.

And if you're wondering about drupes, just look it up on Wikipedia. I learn crazy stuff in health class...