The Crooked Knife

By CKBarGuy and BrownEyedBluez

We don't own Twilight. We aren't the most dangerous things out there.

Chapter 53

1/16- 1/17

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BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy sweet dreams, Edward.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy good night, calvin. xxx

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez goodnight love xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy sounds good. now take that sweet ass i'm so fond of to bed. you probably overdid it today with the guys. xxx

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez How about this next time your over you can ask me anything and I will give you a story, im working with 140 words here x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy see, this girlfriend thing could get sticky. you sure you want me?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy yes, but you'd just answer me. Mum will tell me the stories behind the answers. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez You know you could ask me, yes?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy go to sleep. i'll talk to you tomorrow. maybe we can go test a bed.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i'm behaving. i just have a lot of questions.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i'd like that. i've never been to England. the only place i've been outside the US is Mexico. ang & i did Cancun 1 spring break.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Bella behave. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy oh, good. i'll start a list of questions to ask her. ;)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Maybe one day you would come home with me, I could show you around my old stomping ground. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Trust me love my Mum will most likely bring photos for you to see. I went to private school and yes that is where I met Jazz

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy tomorrow's a holiday, isn't it? though you probably still need rest. too much activity & you'll have a relapse! xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy tell me more about home. about when you were a little Edward. i know you went to an all boys school. is that where you met jazz?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez However love I'm surprised your not forcing me off by now, I have classes in the morning. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez You've never mentioned that, well I'm more than happy to be your friend and boyfriend. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez lol. ;)

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i don't think i told you, but you were the 1st new friend i made in nyc. you set a damn high standard for the rest of the city!

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Because Bella you Intrigued me then, and you still do. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy so we're both lucky. we should play the lotto. lol xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i can't figure out why you kept talking to me on here that 1st night. you could have ignored me, but you didn't.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Cheers love. Trust me when I tell you it is me who is the lucky won. xxx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you're the grandest prize there is. sweet, smart, funny, sexy... and you cook, too. i'm a lucky girl. xxxx

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Again about you love, did you ever think that I won the prize in this situation? x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy either way, i win. xxx

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Are you asking me or insinuating? If your asking, then I'd love to be, if your insinuating then fuck yes. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you called me that the other day too. i guess i am. so that makes you my boyfriend.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Isn't that what you are? My "G" "irlfrien" "D" ? x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy on my twitter, of course.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy the one that starts with a 'g' and ends with a 'd' and has an 'irlfrien' in the middle. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez (cough) where am I in this picture? x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy that's the trouble - i'm in my room! all by my lonesome. just me & my twitter.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Which word is that love? x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Why dont you go to your room love. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you have no idea what that word does to me. xxx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy they can, but i'd be happier if they carried it somewhere else! lol

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez lol! I hope they can at least carry a tune love. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Im telling you to stop being mean to my girlfriend. Your not allowed to speak about her in that way. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy good lord, they've gone from singing Broadway to boy bands. why did i agree to this again?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy see, you're already telling me to stop! annnnnnnooyyying. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I've had time to myself all afernoon/evening. I could never get sick of you Bella. Stop, you are not annoying. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i can't always be there. you need time for yourself & the guys. besides, you'd get sick of me pretty quick. i'm annoying.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I have been earlier. Just messing around now. Your not here to distract me. lol x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you seem a little distracted. working on something for school?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Im sure we do. Sounds like a great plan. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy maybe i should measure first, before we go. do you have a measuring tape?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Let me know when you want to go love, I'll be there x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy good idea. obviously a single is too small. i need to see the size, so i can tell if it will fit.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I think we should go somewhere where we can try them out. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy something sturdy. i always wanted a four-poster... what do you think?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez ;) I agree. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i know, mr long legs. besides, sometimes i need room to move.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Not a single love, not enough room. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy bookshelves, to start. and a real bed. i was thinking about a single, but i might want to get something bigger now. ;)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez What will you be needing?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy that sounds fun. i'm sure you know the best places for beautiful pieces.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Let me know I would happily go out furniture shopping with you, if you want me to. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy it's awfully hard to behave where you're involved.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy mostly settled. i need to do a little shopping now that i have my own place to put things.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Bella we should behave you never know WHO might be reading our tweets. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez lol ;)

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you say when. i'll bring the condiments. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez You all settled in then?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy it was. there may have been a bottle or 2 of wine involved. i let them have most of it. i didn't want to get sloppy tonight.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Hmm I'll have to try that sometime of course its more fun to eat with a friend. You game? x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy breakfast... you know, some people like to have breakfast for dinner. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I'm glad to hear it was a much better night. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy we had fun. alice is great. rose is pretty cool.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy hi sexy

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Let's just say I was a bit more fond of breakfast, than dinner. x ;)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez How was your "girls night"? I take it your survived Alice. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Hello love. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy missed you today. hope you had a good time with jazz & em.

xxx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy enjoy it, babe.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez love popping out with jazz and em for food xx

xxx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy lol, how could i say no after the wake up i got this morning? you'll notice i didn't ask how your lip was - i know it's just fine!

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy yes, we do. but fyi - i want you to keep me. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy sorry, babe, the girls are grilling me on nola & mardi gras. i was happy to do it for you. :)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Either call or tweet me when you have some time. I'm glad today is a new day, and Bella I'm glad you said "YES!" xxxxxxxxxxx

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I don't want to keep you, fuck thats a lie, I do, but I won't I know you and Alice and Rose need some time together.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I'm fine love. Still bandaged up from where you did it this morning. x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy yeah, getting there. how's your hand?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez All better? X

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