He could dress himself. Really he could.

It was only sometimes, when they had laces in stupid places and random buttons that he sometimes needed Merlin's help to sort that out. But that was only occasionally. He was fine on his own.

Really.

So it was actually the shirts fault for being so complicated and not Arthur's fault at all. So take that, Merlin.

And just because the laces managed to attach themselves to the screen and take you down with it doesn't mean you get the day off, Merlin. It's your own fault for standing there.

And you're going to have to sew new buttons onto this shirt.