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55 – BPOV

"That boy is totally smitten with you." Rose says as I watch Edward's ass while he's all extended with his right arm flexing as he lets go of the ball.

Good God bowling is a fuckawesome sport.

"Yeah, well, I really like him too." I lick my lips. God, his ass...

"Ehmm, Bella, that's my brother you're eyefucking over there." Alice giggles.

She's got nothing to chastise me about, does she really think we believe that her and Jazz needed to pee at the same time earlier? Ehmm, how 'bout no.

"Whatever Al, I think it's your turn." I wave her off as Rose joins me.

"Hey chica, I believe that strike brings us ahead again. Dude, those fuckers can't bowl for shit."

The girls end up winning four out of the six games.

Surprisingly enough, Alice and Rose are pretty damn accurate at ball throwing even when intoxicated.

Edward and I hang back when they all leave. We laugh and hold hands as we talk about the games and how goofy Emmett truly is.

We also discuss the fact that Alice is a lot less annoying when high. I giggle when Edward tells me not to mention that. He says he'd rather turn a blind eye to that shit.

Well, as long as it doesn't become a problem, of course.

He drives me to the comic book store where my truck has been parked since last night and I lean into him and kiss his lips chastely before getting out of the car and into my truck.

I would hate to have to molest him in the parking lot of a strip mall on a Sunday afternoon.

I go home and have dinner with my parents. They ask many questions about Edward and the friends I've made here.

They have met the Cullens so they seem to be okay with the fact that I've got myself a suitor, as my dad calls Edward. I almost pee myself laughing at the mention of a fucking suitor.

Who uses that language anyways? Dads, right.

I'm just happy they never mentioned my virtue. Lord knows that speech might have been embarrassing.

Anyways, The next few weeks go by in a blur of activities. School is starting soon and I need to get my shit together.

I spend a lot of my free time with Edward. Unfortunately, it is mostly in the company of our friends.

My hooha desperately needs attention but thankfully, we have a few repeats of the phone sex episode. That's fun and hot and yeah...

Oh, there was also that time where Edward drove me home and I gently nudged his hand down the front of my pants when he kissed me goodnight. And by gently nudge, I mean we were making out and I shoved his hand down my pants.

It was hot. Even if he creamed himself and felt too embarrassed to face me until I straddled his lap and had him get me off.

Totally worth it.

He's getting so much better at the one on one talking and stuff. I love it.

The other night, I told him he was invited to dinner with my parents on Saturday 'cause I need him to make an honest woman out of me.

He choked on his saliva. But after I rubbed his back and kissed him silly, he let me touch his cock and I'm happy to say he held off for a few minutes before coming all over my hand.

Best day ever.

This Saturday, he's coming over to my house for dinner. Things should be interesting.


So, as you've noticed, the chapters have gotten longer, apparently these two won't shutt he hell up once it's their turn! lol.. Anyways, I'll keep my daily updates to one per day with the longer chaps, if I end up going back to shorter ones for some reason or another, I'll play it by ear but you might get more than one at that point, lol... just keep hoping these two keep talking to me, lol

I'm certifiable, I know...

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