This is mah Diary, Ichimaru Gin's Diary^^
STILL. STUCK. IN. DA. BAG!
Entry 531-540: Very Big n Suspicious n Slight Movin' Bag Part 3
Entry 531
"WHITE BALLOONS!"
"SHUT UP, TOUSEN!"
*sigh* 'pparently, Mashiro (da green haired Vizard) had a Wii and da game Wii Sports Resort.
Tousen-san loves da Island Flyover and is tryin' ta get da stamp where ya pop all da white balloons at all times ta fly.
"WHITE BALLOONS! WHITE BALLOONS!"
"ARRRRRRGGGAAAAWAAA!"
"SHUT UP! TOUSEN, YOU'RE BLIND! HOW CAN YOU EVEN PLAY THE STUPID GAME?"
"Says da one dat SUCKS at table tennis."
"Shut up, Gin! Ping pong hurts my pride so I pretend I 'suck' at it!"
"Sure, Byakuya-kun. Whatever ya say."
Entry 532
"HA! I'm winnin' Aizen-taichou! Take DAT!"
"Ouch! Grimmjow, don't move so much! I'm trying to have a conversation with Harribel-sama!"
"Ha! I'm beating you too, Aizen-SAMA!"
"But I have gotten ahead of you, Espada."
"Now…I AM BEATING YOU ALL! HAHAHA! AS KING I SHALL RULE!"
"Ev'ryone, but me, Aizen-taichou!"
"Now I'm ahead of you all!"
"NO! MY PRIDE! I'M LOSING!"
"HAHAHAHA! I HAVE WON! I AM THE KING!"
"Yeah, you get a little paper crown. Congrats."
"OUCH! Grimmjow! That hurts! Really, why would it take so much moving in a game of CANDY LAND!"
Entry 533
I'm gonna go snoop 'round!
Letsee what Mai and Grimmjow and Nnoitra is doin'!
"Ow! Grimmjow! STOP! You're hurting me!"
"What? Rock, paper, scissors too rough for ya?"
"CRAP! 5 outta 8, Sexta! Or are you a scardy-KITTY to except a challenge? "
"Deal!"
"OUCH! Yes, it's too rough! You move your arm way too much!"
"So?"
"It hurts."
"And…?"
"Well…ugh! I may have a broken leg…but…"
*KICK YA DA FACE* (Cuz kickin' his tummy won't work. Yer foot'll go right through his hollow hole!)
"THE CAST JUST MAKE THE KICKS MORE PAINFUL."
"HA! I BEAT you, Jaegerjaquez!"
Entry 534
Letse what Starrk n Lilinette n Tia-chan're doin'!
"STARRK! I swear if you say that one more time than I am going to kill you!"
"But I'm the Primera… You can't kill me…"
"I CAN KILL YOUR LAZY ASS IF TIBURON HELPS ME!"
"…But Tiburon-"
"Say it and I swear, Lilinette is the one that's going to be lonely."
"S-Starrk, don't say it! She looks like she can kill Aizen-sama right now!"
"DAMMMIT I SHOULD KILL TRAITOR-SAMA!"
"Hey, don't call me Traitor-sama! But I'm glad ya see da respect fer me ta call me -sama!"
"NOT YOU ICHIMARU, AIZEN…-SAMA."
"Starrk! She's scaring me! DON'T SAY IT!"
"Fish are food, not friends!"
"UTE, Tiburón!"
"Uh-oh…"
Entry 535
Letse what…Tousen-san an' da lil' drooler is doin'…
"Warrrrrrzzzzzaaaaaaarrrrrp."
"No, good try, Wonderwiece, but try again."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzz!"
"Good job! You are getting closer!"
"What're ya tryin' ta get him ta say?"
"You'll see, but you accent is unjust so please shut up."
:(
"Whaaaaazzzzzpppp!"
"Closer!"
"WHAAAZZZZZUUUP?"
"YES! YOU SAID IT!"
"WHAAAAAZZZUP?"
"WHAZZZZUUUUP?"
O.O~!
Entry 536
"Aizen-taichou, Szayel Aporro-kun, whaddya doin'?"
"Making a new Arrancar baby."
O.O~? X 1,234,567,890
"With the fancy H thingy."
Oh…
"And my Pocket Portable Lab!"
"EVERYONE TAKE COVER!"
"Why…?"
"CUZ SZAYEL AND I ARE MAKING AN ARRANCAR BABY!"
"BUT YOU'RE BOTH GUYS AND-"
"WITH THE FANCY H THING!"
"Ohhhhh!"
*five seconds later*
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Who're you?"
"I-HAHAHA-dun-HAHHAH hee hee hee! I DUNNO! BWAHAHAHA!"
"Can I keep her, Aizen-taichou?"
"Depends, hey, are you a he, or a she?"
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'M-AHAHAHAH BWAHAHHA! DON'T REALLY-HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO! KNOW! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"You can keep…it. Little one, your new daddy is Gin, I am your Almighty AWESOME Uncle Aizen!"
"HAHAHA! GIN! HAHAHA YOU- BAHAHAHAHA! SMILE A LOT! HAHAHAHA!"
"Is dat good?"
"HAHAHA YEAH!"
"I'll name ya Rofly."
"Why? ….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Cuz yer Rollin' On Floor Laughin'-y"
"Why don't you-HAHAHA-name me-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Roflmao? AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That can be yer real name! Welcome ta Las Noches, Hueco Mundo, Roflmao! Er, Rofly!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Entry 537
Let's see what da Vizards are doin'!
Kensei: "Why the heck is Rose Juliet?"
Love: "He looks like a girl. And I need to practice for my audition…"
Rose: "I'M A GUY! WE ALL ARE EXCEPT MASHIRO AND LISA!"
Hyori: "HEY! I'M A GIRL!"
Shinji: "You don't look like one…"
Mashiro: "Romeo and Juliet! I can be Juliet and Kensei can be Romeo!"
Lisa: "Quiet down, I'm reading my magazines."
Hachi: "Do you ever stop reading your…'magazines'?"
Me: "What're her magazines?"
Vizards ('cept Hachi) "…Hehe…"
*hands me da magazines*
Me: "What's dis abo-HOLY FOX PLUSHIES!"
Shinji: "Looks like Ichimaru Gin's more innocent den Sosuke!"
Me: "PERVERTS!"
Hyori: "Then why are ya still readin' 'em, Gin-iro!" (AN: the color Silver in Japanese)
Entry 538
Lisa-san let me borrow her magazines…but I'm gonna give 'em ta Wonderwiece ta give ta Tousen-san ta give ta Aizen-taichou!
Hehehe…
"Wonderwiece-kun…"
"Waarrrrrlg?"
"Give dis ta Tousen-san."
"Waaa-huh."
*few seconds lata*
"Aizen-sama…"
"Yes, Kaname?"
"Here is your literature entertainment."
Dang Tousen n his fancy words…
"Ah, thank you, Kaname."
*five seconds later*
"LISA!"
"ICHIMARU GIN!"
"Uh… ULQUIORRA!"
"He isn't here, idiot."
"Crap…I'm I trouble, ain't I?"
Entry 539
"Yoo-hoo! I am here, Minna-chan!"
"Urahara-san?"
"Ohhh, it seems my Garganta led to the wrong place…"
"WOAH! YOU'RE THE HALF AND HALVES AREN'T YOU?"
"Jinta-kun, don't yell…They look like they could kill us…"
"We can."
"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE THAT CAT ARRANCAR AREN'T YOU! GREAT! I brought a ball of yarn for you!"
"WOO-HOO! YES!"
"Lilinette…not you…"
"DANG IT!"
Entry 540
"WAIT! If Szayel has a remote, than why don't we use it?"
"My little brother made it finger print activated."
"He wears gloves…"
"I know, he's that messed up. When I tried to mess with it, his fraccion tried to eat me!"
"COME ON EVERYONE! LET'S PARRRR-TAH!"
"...?"
"Grimmjow…are ya high on sake AND catnip?"
"YUSH! Come on, Mai!"
"No! Help me!"
"Put yer heads down, an' roll a-round! Just roll away from da couch! Hittin' our heads, so much! Szayel not wakin' up! Put our heads down an' roll a-round! Now we're all passin' out! Yay~! It's a party in da Bag! Yay~! It's a party in da Bag!"
O.O~? ^^ "…"
Wow, ROFLY. Parody or whatever of Party in the USA. LOL took me forever with my friends screaming and singing and whatnot.
MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!
I lot of you guessed I was around 16-18
LOL PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BY MY AGE!
You've all been waiting…
Today…I turn…13 Years Old.
No, it's not a joke. I really am 13 today.
THE WINNER IS KATIZO TERUSEI! Who guessed that I was 14 or 15. CONGRATS YOU GET NNOITRA JIRUGA! THE SEXIST QUINTA BASTARD!
Tia Harribel: WOO-HOO!
Espada Romance Time…AN: I'm not gonna go all detailed or too much detail at all, really. I'm just gonna have it like short and diary-ish
Ne, Mai-chan says Grim-jow bein' perverted don't count as romance…
Ah well^^ we're gonna see what Coyote-kun n Tia-chan're doin'…! (It's nap time!)
*yawn*
"May I join you, Starrk?"
*yawn* "Sure, Tia…"
"…Why are you and Lilinette so lonely…?"
"*yawn* our reiatsu was so strong it killed others who got close to us…"
"Oh…I'm guessing I'm strong enough to not get killed?"
"Ha, yeah, you're one tough cookie." *yawn*
"I'm still not forgiving you for calling me food."
"I never called you food. *yawn* I said fish were food."
"…"
"Are shark considered fish?"
"…Yeah…"
"Hm…*slight yawn* I like fish, they taste good."
*obviously, vein pop!*
"Shut up!"
"…Hm…hehe…" *Well, guess what? Starrk's thinking slightly perverted thoughts or something along the lines of that!*Hm…he WOULD kiss her, but with the hollow mask and collar that might be hard…So~*
"STARRK, YOU PEVERT! Don't you DARE think about me like that!"
"Hm, whatever, Tia. Sorry 'bout what I said."
*Wow, Coyote really is that lazy to care*
"What…?"
"I said I'm sorry."
"…"
"What? Do I need to prove it?"
"Being the lazy person you are, yes, you do."
"Fine…*yawn* I suck at this Mr. Romance figure so complaints."
"Sure…wait! What do you mean Mr. Rom-?"
Awww! Coyote-kun hugged Tia-chan!
"I'm sorry, Tia. Will you forgive me?" *ya could tell me was tryin' not ta laugh*
"Hm…sure, Starrk, I forgive you."
*Ya, Tia-chan is tryin' not ta laugh too!*
*That is quite romantic! She's hugging him back!*
*Cue da squeals. Wait! Aizen-san, what are ya doin' here?*
*I'm bored. Yes, even evil master minds like myself get bored, Gin*
Lilinette just stared at the two.
*stops huggin'*
"Lilinette? Are you alright?"
"OH MY GOSH!"
"What?"
*runs tad a middle o da bag*
"HEY EVERYONE! STARRK'S TRYING TO KILL HALIBEL BY CRUSHING HER TO DEATH!"
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