Insight on Pokemon Plays 1-kylix

So I was watching this show called Total Drama Action last night, and you know how they talk to the people on a room and they people talk about what their day and stuff, I was thinking what would the dex holders say if they were asked about the plays? so here's Part 1

I'll call the guy behind the camera, the one that asks all the questions Roy, It's a short name.

*Show time music*
Interview with Crystal

Roy: So welcome Crys, could you tell us about yourself?
Crystal: Well, you know my name, I'm 13, I am a pro in capturing Pokemon, and I come from the Johto region, when I firts started I was helping in a small fosting home for children.....*goes on talking*
Roy: ( She sounds so bossy...) Eh, yes, yes, but could you tell us about your roles on these plays?
Crystal: Hmmm, well on some of them I was a fairy, others I was a princess.....
Roy: According to our records you were part of a very recent one, it's called um...ah yes Star wars(* Done by Czerny*)?
Crystal: Yes! I had a leading role!
Roy: good, you were the princess, who was the other leading character?
Crystal: umm there was Silver, he was acting as my brother, and Yellow, who played Dart Vader
Roy: *receives papers* I just got this paper from a fan asking if what you said to Gold was just acting.
Crystal: O.O eh? *takes paper*
Roy: Then it is true!
Crystal: No it's not! Who says so?
Roy: we have it on film!
(They play the part when Crystal says "I love you" to Gold)
Crystal: ................
Roy: Hey don't feel bad little gal, people love juicy gossip
Crystal: The tape is wrong
Roy: Huh? I don't think tha---
Crystal: The tape is wrong
Roy: eh....but we can clearly see and hear you say----
Crystal: I said the tape is wrong
Roy: You are acting a bit bossy and---
Crystal: Get out
Roy: Excuse me?
Crystal: I SAID GET OUT

Interview with Gold

Gold: Wassup dudes?
Roy: good good, could you tell us about your roles on PokePlays?
Gold: ehehe..I don't like to brag, but if not for me, the plays would not be popular
Roy: *sweat drop* I suppose...
Gold: so what do you guys want?
Roy: I asked about your roles
Gold: Oh that, yeah, good times.....*starts drooling*
Roy: *snaps fingers* Could you tell us already?
Gold: I was and actor a couple of times, and I wrote many scripts *ahem!* all of them were a success thanks to me
Television crew: ( liar...)
Roy: yes, yes, but we are here about this issue with Crystal
Gold: O.o she's not gonna see this is she??O.o
Roy: No.(yes.) We are completely confidential(not)
Gold: Let me start with her temper, the worse I've ever seen, then watch out for her beatings, I mean she just starts attacking me for no reason what so ever, and don't get me started on her bossynes.....
Roy: don't bother explaining it, I've experienced it upclose my self, so how do you deal with it?
Gold: I think is about the person, but she's the only one of her kind I know of, but thank fully there are others who are not so violent...... *remembers then smiles*
Roy: Who are you thinking about Gold?
Gold: eh..O///o umm n-no you got it all wrong it's not "who" it's umm...."what", yeah that's it
Roy: uh huh..., anyways I was about to---
Crystal: *breaks in* YOU CHEATER!!!!
Gold: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Roy: RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
We have expericed technical difficulties
Gold: AHHH! NO wait I can explain!
Crystal: ROOOOAARRRRR!!! * attacks Gold
*Camera's lens are broken*
Please stand by for the next show*beep*

Interview with Ruby

Ruby: (dressed in elegant clothes) I am ready
Roy: this is a casual occasiont so you didn't have to dress like that
Ruby: I want to look beautiful...
Roy: Don't you mean handsome?
Ruby: Is there a difference?
Roy: um yes, one's for boys and the other is for---
Ruby: *looking intensely at Roy* Well???
Roy: Never mind, could you tell us about the plays * is handed a paper* actually no, why don't you tell us about your friend Sapphire?
Ruby: I don't wanna talk about it
Roy: You fans would be VERY happy
Ruby: Well if it will make my fans happy
Roy: go on..
Ruby: When I firts met her she smelled like a wet dog, she was just so savage and loud, but after a while I got used to her and I think she did too
Roy: According to our records, she always yells at you to "REMEMBER", what can you tell us about it?
Ruby: nothing
Roy: What do you mean nothing, she has said that to you since the day this started and you have nothing to say about it?
Ruby: That's right
Roy: How come?
Ruby: I don't know what she's talking about, and if I tell her that she attacks me, but if I don't she attacks me anyways, I just don't get her
Roy: doesn't sound too good, umm have you tried telling that to her?
Ruby: Yeah! All the time!
Roy: oh...I see...go on
Ruby: The funny thing is that when we get kissing scenes she gets all shy and stuff, so I say my line which is always " I love you", then she says so you DO remember?, but when I try to tell her I have no clue what that means, she just starts screaming like some chicken being killed
Roy: interesting
Ruby: yeah....
Roy: * is given a paper again* Tell Ruby to admit he remembers or I'll MAKE him remember with a punch theraphy....I wonder who sent this note, what do you think? huh? Ruby? Where are you?
Crew member: He said he had to go visit some family member in Acre..
Roy: Where's that????
Crew member: no idea

So that's part 1 I'll make part 2,3,4 and maybe 5 , as soon as I get time, thanks you guys!!! X]