No, Nancylu92, you aren't weird! On a different letter story I was actually 3 characters for a while! So it's completely fine!


Hello, Father...

It's me Aiden.. New Jersey? I'm at Alexander's house (Connecticut), tending to
his fever. *gives you the intimidating "Sweden Stare"* HE'S STILL NOT GETTING
BETTER, FATHER. IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING, I MIGHT ACTUALLY RIP YOUR BRAINS
OUT, DO YOU HEAR ME, MISTER? *sighs and calls Delaware* Hopefully Del can help me...

Is Elizabeth hurting herself again? She can come stay with me, if she wants...
I wonder if Iowa could come too, I haven't seen him for so long.. I can make
ice cream for both of them.. and yes Father, if you like ice cream, you can
come too... but in the meanwhile, I must take care of Alexander. *gives you
another Sweden Stare* YOU'D BETTER VISIT ALEXANDER, AND BRING SOMETHING
ALONG AS WELL. HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SIBLINGS, AND IF YOU DON'T VISIT US SOON,
I WILL RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT. *is very strict andstoic,
but gets very violent when angry*

Your son,

Aiden G. Jones/New Jersey

P.S Oh and Father, why the hell can't you take care of your own kids when Penn, Del and I
end up taking care of our younger siblings? I have to go from state to state taking care of
everybody because Del and Penn are already busy taking care of our siblings! I think I've
actually lost weight from walking and running all the way down to 103, and I'm 5'10 Dad, 5'10
FOR FREAKING GOD'S SAKE!


Deden!

Hey there buddy! Whoa, calm with the Sweden stare, what did I do? I don't know what I did to Lex that made him sick, I don't think I even did anything! And I'll try to visit, but I'm still in Alabama with Lizzy! She's burnt her hands so I gotta feed her before I go. Would it be alright if I brought her up to help you with Lex? I don't feel comfortable sending her to T.J. by herself, plus she's worried about Lex too.

I don't need any ice cream at the moment, I need to get Lizzy un-bad luckified, find people to help me build her a NEW house, AGAIN, save some country named Croatia with gender problems from marrying Russia, make sure Lele doesn't actually get her belly-button pierced, visit Toronto to make sure she isn't going goth on us again, AND visit you so that I can check on Lex. I'M SORRY I'M BUSY, OKAY? STOP THREATENING ME!

Alfred "Stressed and PISSED OFF" Jones

P.S. I'M TRYING TO, ALRIGHT! JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING STICK, DEDEN! I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY SINGLE LITTLE MISTAKE THIS COUNTRY HAS AND I CAN'T BE FIFTY PLACES AT ONCE! JUST GET THE OLDEST FROM EACH REGION AND TELL THEM TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR YOUNGER SIBLINGS! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF THEM! YOU DON'T HAVE TO!


That's it. He's snapped. BEWARE EVERYONE BEHIND NEW JERSEY!