Aria Meloetta was forced out of the house by Arceus, who was sick of seeing her perform an act of fornification upon herself with vanilla icing. Meloetta got up and dusted herself off as she headed northward.
"Hmph. I'll show him." Meloetta muttered as she folded her arms together, "I'll go on an epic adventure and show him that I can do more than just sing and pleasure myself with icing!"
She was suddenly accidentally blasted from the eastern direction by a Water Pulse shot from a Swanna, causing Meloetta to tumble down the grassy hill and into a dark, gloomy cave. Meloetta got up, only to be knocked down to the ground by hordes of Woobats flying out. The sky went from bright blue to a beautiful yellow sunset as Meloetta stood up, rubbing her right arm with her right paddle shaped hand.
"Well, at least there's some actual progress I'm making for once that doesn't involve fetishes or porn," Meloetta muttered to herself as she heard her stomach growl loudly. "Speak of the devil, I'm getting hungry again."
Before Meloetta could finish contemplating to herself, she was grabbed by several green vines from deep inside the cave, dragged into as she screamed, trying to pull away. The sunset faded into the dark, bluish night as plenty of stars appeared in the sky, with Meloetta's screams of help echoing throughout the cave.
