Hello again, guys!
I know you can't enough of me so I brought you another chapter just for the lolz.
Just some laughs before beginning to write about vol 3 event so have fun!
Chapter 54: Chibi time 2!
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Superchibi.
Roman is excited holding a cardboard box and snickering mischievously while Neo stand next to him.
"This is the day, neo," the hipster says rubbing her hands like the attempt of villain that he is. "I will be victorious this time!"
What do you have in mind now?
"Here I have a new kind of grimm," Roman declares pointing at the box. "A geist capable of possessing people!"
Neo is surprised.
Now that's promising.
"I know, right? And we'll begin where we failed last time: the pancake-eating monster!"
[Cue to the dorms' kitchen]
Roman and Neo peeks behind a corner looking at Ren, Nora, Ruby and Sun, who are drinking soda.
"There she is: pancakezilla," Roman shakes a fist. "Neo, the box."
The bicolored girl hand over the box and Roman opens it letting go a geist.
"Now go and take over the redhead!"
The ghost-like grimm flies over the room before entering Nora, her eyes turning black and dropping her drink.
"Uh, Nora? Are you ok?" Sun asks but the possessed girl grabs by the arm.
"Destroy!" Nora roars with a demonic voice and throws the monkey boy through the window.
"What's going on?!" Ruby screams while her friend began thrashing the place.
"I don't know! She's not like that!" Ren agrees.
"Yes! Success! Now no one can stop this!" Roman exclaims ecstatic before Neo pokes his shoulder. "What?"
The girl points at the newcomer.
"What the heck is going here?" Kaiden walks into the room.
"Something is wrong with Nora!" Ruby informs him.
"It's like she were possessed by an evil spirit!" Ren was alarmed.
"Possessed, huh?" Kaiden negan thinking. "I'll be right back."
He then rushes out of the place.
"Where is he going?" Ren asks Ruby, who only shrugs before a vase is thrown close to them.
Kaiden returns wearing a plaid blue shirt over a t-shirt, denim jacket, jeans and boots. On his hand there's a bottle with white content.
"I've been waiting for this day for too long," he says before opening the cap and start pouring the white material around Nora.
The hyperactive-possessed girl tries to walks out the circle but she bumps into a invisible force that keeps her inside.
"What's that?" Ruby asks curious.
"Salt," Ren answer after touching and tasting the material.
"So what now?" Ruby asks her boyfriend.
"Now this…" Kaiden clears his throat and began the next part of his plan. "Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo draco maledicte, ut ecclesiam tuam secura, tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos!"
A huge column of black smoke comes out of Nora's mouth and returns to Roman's box. It starts shaking in fear. The girl collapses to the ground.
"Dammit!" Roman cursed before running away followed by Neo.
"Nora! Are you ok?" Ren asks worried kneeling at her side.
"Pan… cakes…" she manage to mumble.
Ren, Ruby and Kaiden sigh in relief.
"At east it's over," Ren states.
Jaune rushes in, wearing a similar outfit like Kaiden's.
"Sorry, I'm late."
"Totally missed it, slowpoke," Kaiden deadpans.
"Jerk."
"Bitch."
Neptune walks in, wearing a fake beard and trucker hat. Ragna follows him wearing a beige trench coat
"Idjits," Neptune says, earning a dumbfounded look from the guys.
(If you don't get this skit, go and watch Supernatural. Now.)
First drive.
"Say cheese!"
"Cheese!" Ruby and Kaiden smile standing in front of Taiyang's car while the man take the picture with a flash.
"Perfect." His eyes water and the man begins sniffing, "They grow up so fast. My baby girl is having her first driving lesson."
"I'm so nervous," Ruby says sheepishly. "What if I'm not good."
"C'mon, honey. You'll be fine," Kaiden assures with a hug. "I was the same at first before getting used to be behind the wheel."
"Yeah. Besides, I'll be guiding you while Kaiden will be your moral support," Taiyang tell his daughter. "We're starting with a quick drive."
"Ok. I think I'll be good for 5 minutes," she says a little bit calmed. "What's the worst that could happen?"
5 MINUTES LATER...
The car returns to its starting point with several bell turns before landing on its wheels. It is totally wrecked. A wheel explodes, the radiator is steaming and an alpha beowulf is clinging to the roof of the car before running away terrified.
"Like a glove," Ruby says casually, like if she weren't behind the wheel of a totaled car. "It wasn't bad after all. Right?"
Taiyang, sitting on the copilot seat, and Kaiden, on the back seat, are clinging to their dear lives totally pale, hyperventilating and shivering with their eyes blank.
"Well, I'm gonna grab a cookie. I can't wait for the next time!"
Ruby calmly open the door and leaves gleefully. Both men are still silent until Taiyang finally speaks.
"How are we still alive?"
"She went through glassware and didn't break a thing!" Kaiden cried.
"And don't forget the pack of beowolves she ran over."
"Are we really doing this tomorrow.?"
Fear invades Kaiden's face and he takes out his scroll.
"I'm gonna check my health insurance."
Suddenly, a dizzy chibi Salem appears getting up from the floor of the car and looks around.
"Uh, can I have it for a second?" she asks pointing at Kaiden's device. "I need to call for a ride."
Cookie Rush.
Weiss is alone in the kitchen drinking her tea and reading a book. She finished her drink and takes the cup to the dishwasher. Her eyes then drift to the cupboard.
"Maybe I could grab one," she mutters to herself.
The Schnee summons a glyph that helps her to reach the cabinet and take out a cookie jar. Weiss opens it and munches a cookie.
"It's not like the one my biscuit butler used to give, but it's good," she says satisfied. Her eyes go back to the container, "Maybe another one."
Weiss grabs another one and eats it. Once done, she glances the jar once again before lifting the cap and engulfs the cookies non-stop.
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"Ugh, Ruby ate all the cookies again!" Yang growled seeing the empty jar.
"Damn her," Weiss says weakly lying on the couch, with her hands clutching her stomach and enduring a karma-deserved indigestion.
Surprise gift.
"Welcome to the Ultimate Soccer Match! Toka Hashibami here," Toka announces as commentator. "Today we're witnessing the breathtaking game of team Thunder Bunnies, formed by Pyrrha, Nora, Coco and Velvet, against team Royal Blazing Red Pumas, consisting of the girls of RWBY. Here with me is my fellow Special Unit, Ragna Rokker. What's up, pal?"
"This has been a really thrilling match so far. Both teams forcing the other to keep up with several attempts of scoring missed," Ragna commented from his seat.
"Of course you know about missing scores."
The redheaded guy scowls at his companion, "Shut up."
"Now, after a tied game, we're ending the penalty round with no score yet."
"This is gonna be interesting. Yang, who has been the assaulting the opposite goal, has another chance to rack up and finally defeat the girl who had stopped any shot she received, Velvet."
"This is it. The final shot," Toka exclaims excited. "Yang scores and her team wins."
"But if she fails, Velvet will be invict."
"Tension in in the air. Let's see what happens."
The camera aims to Yang, standing before the ball, and Velvet, preparing her gloves and getting in position to reject the shot.
Yang sprints and kicks the ball with great strength, missing the goal and fading far away in the distance.
"Well, this was unexpected," Ragna says with a pinch of disappointment in his voice.
"I wonder where it's gonna end up to," Toka guesses curious.
Meanwhile, at certain evil lair...
Salem, Hazel and Watts are singing a spiritless birthday song to Tyrian, who is sitting exited with a scorpion-shaped cake in front of him. All of them are wearing party hats and everyone, except the birthday boy, seem uncomfortable about them.
"Happy birthday, dear Tyrian. Happy birthday to you," they finish singing.
"Now, my boy, make your wish and blow the candles," Salem tells the guy with a forced smile.
Tyrian do as told, blowing out the fire of the candles of the cake.
"So childish," Watts complained. "Why are we doing this?"
Before the scorpion faunus could make a comeback, the glass of a window shattered and a soccer ball began bouncing around until smacking Watts right on his face.
Everyone is stunned by the event, looking at his fallen companion who was groaning in pain on the ground. Those present in the room were silent until Tyrian cried out in joy:
"MY WISH CAME TRUE!"
How were my cringe-worthy skits? I had been thinking about writing for a while so I hope you liked it.
Let's go with the reviews:
Alphazero524: Peor que una paliza de Yang? No hay. No existe.
Gizmo Gear: Yes, no, maybe. I don't know. Keep reading and you'll find out.
dandyrr0403: I had something before the Ultra Instinct appeared. You'll see more during the events after the fall.
The Mercenary Prime: I have in mind some upgrade in his equipment actually. You'll see one soon.
runelt99: Actually, I have some stuff planned for the aftermath of the Fall. Some stuff that all of you are gonna hate me for.
For now, wait for the next chapter and see you later.
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Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
*Pulls a rope and a billboard is lighted.*
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ARC 3: THE SHADOW OF THE FALL MAIDEN
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