A/N: Hello! I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But not in the dodgy Michael Jackson way.

"Please let us go" Itachi's lip was busted and he wept pleadingly.

"Yeah man, we'll do whatever you want, just please…let us go" Kisame pleaded with the dark and ominous figure.

"Bwahahahahahah!!!!!" the figure laughed evilly "But I'm not done yet!!!!" the dark figure stepped out of the shadows to reveal himself, it was non-other than.

NIGEL!!!

He grinned manically "Oh ho, ho, but I'm not nearly done with you yet." He stepped closer and the once terrifying pair shivered in their corner.

"And this is a carburetor" Nigel held up a metal object from a dismantled motor "Isn't learning fun!?" Nigel was really getting into this.

Kisame tried to cover his ear…gill things "Oh merciful Jesus make the torment stop!" Itachi was down to the point of rocking back and forth in a corner.

"This is a header!" Nigel held up another piece of machinery from the motor. "Cool huh?" Itachi started crying.

"Make the torment stop please!!" Itachi screamed and covered himself with his bare, yet hairy arms his pink g-string did not conceal much from the eye.

"But this is so informative, what would you rather hear about? Car parts and machinery or mathematical equations?" The two notorious villains ceased tier laughter and perked up instantly.

"Car parts." They said in unison and sat up at tentatively. Nigel continued his onslaught.

Shino on the other hand was having a great time with his new lady friend and all the young teens knew it as they sat in Sakura's room, fully disturbed. "Well that was just insanely creepy" Kiba spoke up as he picked fluff on his jeans. Sakura nodded as she sat on Gaara's knee who was sitting on her black computer chair. Shikamaru sat on the floor, his arms around both his women, Temari and Ino, who sat next to him quite contently. Naruto sat with Hinata between his legs, her head resting on his belly and Neji and Tenten were sitting in the corner whispering dirty things in each other's ears.

"Well I'm honestly bored of being here and it's about time this story ended anyway" Kiba stood up and dusted off his legs "I'm sure the author has an awesome was to end the fic." He walked out the door and trotted down the stairs shutting the door behind him. Everyone shrugged and nodded, Neji and Tenten left the room and went into the bathroom, the shower instantly started running and giggling was heard. Naruto laughed "C'mon Hinata, I'll take you out for lunch" He helped her to her feet and said goodbye to everyone.

Everyone left one…or pair by pair until it was just Gaara and Sakura left. So everything went happily ever after, The Atatsuki (sp?) had got their dinner and were munching it happily on the couch, the young horny teens were all together with their counterpart doing various things (probably dirty) and the readers are happy because this story is going to end soon with an awesome Gaara and Sakura lemon in the next chapter that will be up soon.

Not to mention that Shino got waaaaay lucky!!!

A/N: next chappie up soon, sorry the end chapters have been so disappointing but I've grown out of Naruto a bit, I've written too much and it's killed it for me! Lol!!!

Hope you enjoyed, the last chapter will be nice and long and epic.