Total Humor Island

Episode 55: New Year's Party

All 22 campers gathered around to celebrate the coming New Year. Not only that, they were also joined by Sierra, Alejandro, Kool-Aid Man (How many of you are happy to see him again?) and Me, of course. However, I notice Heather is in tears.

"I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me. But I just can't be with you like this anymore, Alejandro." Heather wipes her tears.

"She's got both hands inside her pocket." I give Alejandro a comforting hand on his shoulder. "And she won't look at you, won't look at you."

Alejandro wipes a tear from his eye. "She hides true love en su bolsillo."

"She's got a halo round her finger, around you." I pat him on the shoulder.

"You know that I love you boy." Courtney heads on over to Alejandro. "Hot like Mexico, rejoice!"

"At this point I got to choose." Alejandro is nervous.

"Nothing to lose!" I encourage him.

At this point, Kool-Aid Man bursts unto the scene. "Oh yeah! The chorus!"

He starts singing:

Don't Call My name, Don' call my name

Alejandro!

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe

Fernando!

Don't Wanna Kiss, Don't wanna touch

Just smoke my cigarrette and hush!

Don't call my name, don't call my name

Roberto...

Alejandro, Alejandro!

Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!

"That was weird." Ezekiel states the obvious. Kool-Aid Man returns to his corner.

"Hey Geoff! Tell us one if your jokes, man!" Duncan calls out. I head on over to those guys, because Geoff's jokes are always good.

"Ok, ok! See, this one time, this dude goes out to a costume party. Host asks 'What are ya?' Guys says 'an early ejaculation'." Geoff laughs at this point. "And the host looks at him and asks 'But, why are you only wearing pants?' And the guy responds 'Well, I just came in my pants!' Hahahahahahaha!"

We all howl with laughter! Sierra approaches me.

"Hey TenMillion! Are you excited for Total Drama Reloaded?" She asks me.

"I am, in fact, rather excited, and am hoping it is as good as Island!" I smile.

"Just a question, will the cast of reloaded make an appearance on Total Humor Island?"

"Why, if I like Reloaded, they will INDEED make a debut!" I pat her on the shoulder.

"Wow, TenMillion!" Katie walks up to me. "So, what plans do you have for 2011 concerning Total Humor Island?"

"Like, we're dying to know!" Sadie stands beside her.

"Tons! Why, I already have the next 15 chapters in my head!"

"Cool! Examples?" Katie and Sadie say in unison.

Ladies and Gentlemen, coming in 2011, please look forward to:

Zombie Movie Parody!

Song Parodies!

Geoff's dirty jokes!

Video Game parodies!

More comedy sketches!

Valentine's Day Special!

And so much more!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!