Title: So, you want a little taste of the Enigma?
Author: NeroAnne
Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff Hardy. Nor do I own the other wrestlers that will appear here.
Summary: This is for all my awesome reviewers! Just pick a guy, any guy! This guy will be paired with Jeff Hardy in a collection of one-shots. Here are the rules. It will be hardcore. It will be Jeff on bottom. It will be yummy and It will be your choice. The first one happens to be my favorite pairing, Matt/Jeff. This is just something I wanted to do for fun, something that I know I'll be able to update everyday.
If you want to do something that goes your way, let me know. Ex: Setting, AU, cross-dress, plot, high-school or WWE, and rating. I'm open to EVERYTHING but, it HAS to be a GUY.
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Ted/Jeff/Cody
For: Tristansgurl07
-Matt Hardy Monthly Bash; Front Yard-
"Not good!" Ted ran, glancing behind his shoulder. He squeaked when he realized he was still being chased by Cody. "Dammit, Codes! Put it out!"
Cody laughed loudly, twirling the sparkler around the air and running faster. "Don't you want to play with the sparkler, Ted?!"
"No! You're going to burn me with it!"
"No I'm not!" Cody laughed.
They ran through a crowd of people. Ted hollered out an apology to Randy, who was talking on the phone with his husband.
'Probably wondering if Alex and Randi are missing him…' (A/N: I couldn't resist…XD!)
"Theodore! Come play with the sparkler!" Cody yelled.
Ted rolled his eyes and rounded the corner.
Smack!
"Owe!"
Shit.
Jeff whimpered, rubbing his forehead. His teary eyes stared ahead. "Teddy?"
Ted rubbed his chin, giving Jeff a sheepish look. "I'm so sorry, Jeff…"
Jeff forced a smile. His head was throbbing. "Where ya headed to in such a hurry?"
Ted opened his mouth to answer but all that came out was a yelp.
Cody laughed uproariously, the sparkler close to Ted's neck.
Ted groaned, rubbing the back of his head. He shot Cody an evil look, "I'm going to kill you."
Jeff's eyes brightened. "Sparklers!" he took the thing from Cody's hand and stood, dancing and waving the firework around.
Cody blinked. "You like fireworks, Jeff?"
Jeff nodded eagerly. "I've got some stashed from last weeks bash." He pouted when the sparkler died out. "Matty wouldn't let me light them. Said I was gonna burn his house down."
Cody smirked, glancing over at Ted, who had gone pale. "How about we do them tonight? You, Ted and I."
Jeff grinned, "Can we?!" he looked over at Ted, whose face was still draining of all color. "Teddy…?"
"Theodore isn't a big fan of fireworks." Cody said calmly. "He's a big pussy."
Ted snorted. "No, I'm not. Don't call me Theodore."
"N-not a fan of fireworks…?" Jeff's eyes glinted. "I'll teach ya to be!" he grabbed Cody's hand and pulled him close, whispering in his ear.
Ted watched, intrigued as Cody's cheeks flushed a bit. He glanced down, muffling a surprised gasp when he noticed the tent in Cody's jeans.
"You sure?" Cody whispered, glancing over at Ted and then lowering his head to Jeff's. "What if you bleed?"
Ted blinked. "Bleed? You mean like, if a firework hurts you or something?"
Jeff smiled innocently. "Not so much a firework…more as a couple of…" he nonchalantly glanced down at Cody's tent and then looked to Ted's abdomen. "Big rockets."
Cody snickered, seeing the confused look in Ted's blue eyes. "No worries, man. You'll figure it out eventually."
Ted was still wary. "I hate fireworks…"
Jeff and Cody shared a heated look before smiling sweetly at Ted.
"You won't after tonight." Jeff promised.
Ted bit his bottom lip, feeling goosebumps trace over his arms.
Well. That sure sounded honest.
"You want us to bring anything?" Cody asked.
"Nah. I've got the fireworks. I've got the lighter. You two…just bring the rockets." Jeff winked at Cody before turning on his heels, walking down the hall. "Swing by the backyard in half an hour."
Randy cradled the phone against his ear, cooing gently. "Do you miss daddy? I miss you so much, Randi!" he made kissy noises, ignoring the looks he got in return. Let 'em vent. Until they have kids, they wouldn't know what it felt like.
Cody snorted. He adored Randi and Alex. Randy's fiancée on the other hand…
Ted rolled his eyes at his partner. Vincent was alright in small doses.
Cody glanced at his watch. His eyes shined. "Ted, it's time."
Ted looked to Randy, who was murmuring quietly in the phone. He caught the words, "blow job" and "sore throat" before flushing and dragging Cody away.
"Where are you two going?" Randy asked, holding his hand over the mouthpiece of the cell phone. He gave them a curious look.
Cody grinned, "Ted and I are gonna go hang with Jeff. He wants to show us something."
Randy shrugged, "Alright. We leave in about two hours, don't forget."
Ted nodded, "Kay."
He and Cody slinked towards the backyard, coming across Matt on the way there.
"Have you guys seen Jeff?" the darker Hardy asked, his eyes narrowing. "He's been acting sneaky and Evan told me he saw him carrying a bunch of fireworks."
Cody glanced over at Evan, who was napping on a lawn chair. 'Tattletale…'
He gave Matt a bright smile. "Nope. Haven't seen him!"
Matt nodded slowly and glanced at Ted. "Where ya guys headed?"
Ted shrugged. "Gonna go check out the woods…"
"Ah. Well, be careful. If you see Jeff, tell him that I want to talk to him."
The Legacy members nodded, watching Matt walk over to Evan to wake him. They glanced at each other.
"Let's go," Cody said, smiling brightly.
Ted groaned. He was not gonna like this.
They walked towards the backyard, saying hello to several co-workers as they went. Finally they reached the backyard.
Jeff was playing with a sparkler, twirling it around, spelling something in the air. His eyes brightened when he saw them. "Hi!"
Cody waved, "Ready for the fun?"
Jeff tossed the sparkler into a bucket of water and nodded, bringing his dyed hair up into a casual bun. His eyes shined, "C'mere, Teddy."
Ted swallowed. "Why?"
"I'm gonna help ya light a firework," Jeff answered sweetly.
Ted hesitated, wincing when Cody slapped him on the back.
"Go on, man," he said. "Ain't nothing bad gonna happen."
Ted shrugged and slowly walked over to Jeff. He took the offered lighter and stared at it.
Jeff giggled. "Come on, kneel down." He got down on his knee, holding the firework steady.
Ted moved his eyes down the younger Hardy's body. His blue eyes glinted but he did as he was told. He bent down, running his thumb over the lighter before lighting it, setting the small tip of the firework on fire.
Immediately, sparks began to shoot out and Jeff gently took a hold of Ted's hand, leading him a good few feet away from the firework.
All three watched the colors shoot out of the wrapped can, taking in the smoky smell.
"Pretty, huh?" Cody commentated, glancing at Ted as he said it. He smirked; the older man was staring at the fireworks with wide eyes.
"Yeah, very pretty," Ted mumbled. "Let's do some more!" he rushed off to light another one.
Cody discreetly wrapped an arm around Jeff's shoulders, bringing him closer, "How much longer till we get to our rockets?" he whispered, his tongue running down Jeff's neck.
Jeff bit his bottom lip to stop the moan. "Not much…" he cupped Cody's cheek, kissing him quickly before letting go and watching the other fireworks fly.
After a couple of minutes, the rest of the fireworks were done.
Ted looked around, "Where are the rockets you were talking about?" he asked Jeff.
Jeff gave him a sly grin. "Well, you've got one…and Cody's got one."
Ted blinked and glanced over at his partner. He wasn't holding anything.
Cody smirked at him. "It's in our pants, man."
Jeff giggled loudly when Ted moved to check his jeans. "I think its best I show him."
Cody watched Jeff slide down to his knees in front of him. He grinned, "Definitely." He moved his hand to his zipper, pulling it down and then lowering his jeans to his knees.
Ted stared, eyes going wide as Cody's thick cock disappeared into Jeff's mouth. 'Oh…my…fuck.'
Cody grunted, his bright blue eyes shutting. "Wow…damn," he thrusted his hips, hissing in pleasure as Jeff's lips stretched apart for Cody's thick girth to slide on.
Ted found himself getting really hard, really fucking fast. His hand slid down to his bulge, caressing it tentatively.
The wet sucking sounds of Cody's dick sliding in and out of Jeff's mouth was slowly starting to be deafening.
"God, you're too good at this," Cody murmured, his hips bucking harder into Jeff's face, "So tight…"
Jeff's muffled moan made Ted nearly cum in his pants.
Cody's eyes moved towards his partner. He smirked. "Hard, man?" he grabbed Jeff's hair, slowly pulling him off of his pulsing cock. He pulled Jeff up, crashing their lips together in a hard kiss.
Ted found himself moving, stepping closer to both guys. He moved his hands to Jeff's shirt, pulling it up a bit to touch his warm skin. He moved his mouth to the smaller man's neck, kissing it softly. Slowly, he pulled off his pants, his hard erection bouncing up to hit Jeff's covered ass.
Jeff tilted his head, sliding his tongue into Cody's mouth as Ted kissed at his neck. He lifted his arms, feeling his shirt slide up his body. Breaking the kiss with Cody, he helped Ted pull off his shirt.
Cody moved his hands to Jeff's zipper, pulling it down and pushing his pants off. He played with the straps of Jeff's purple thong before sliding it down. Reaching for Jeff's leg, Cody pulled it up around his waist.
"Rockets…" Ted murmured, his lips quirking into a smirk. "You meant our dicks?" he grabbed Jeff's ass, squeezing hard.
Jeff cast him a sly look. "They're big and red. Best rockets in the world."
"I want to go in first." Cody said, stroking his cock.
Ted snorted, "You've already has his mouth. I'm going in first." As he moved his fingers to his mouth, he found Jeff pushing up against him.
"No, don't bother," Jeff whined, "I just want it. The sooner you get it done, the better."
Cody smirked, nodding his head. "Come on, Teddy."
Ted bit his bottom lip and lifted Jeff a bit, pushing his hard dick inside the tight entrance. "Shit…tight, owe," he moved his hips, slowly pushing deeper inside. "Cody, man…he's so damn tight!"
Cody grinned eagerly, "Awesome," he pulled Jeff closer and gently circled the full ring with the head of his cock. "This is probably the part where you bleed," Cody said, pushing his hips forward and feeling intense pleasure as the head of his cock popped through the tight ring of muscle already stuffed with Ted's dick.
Jeff tossed his head back onto Ted's shoulder, mewling lightly in pain. His nails seared down Cody's back before bringing him closer. Cody let loose a shuddering breath and slowly but steadily pushed himself in to the hilt, groaning as his balls touched his partner's own.
"Shit, shit, shit!" Jeff chanted, his breathing heavy. God, he was stuffed to the brim. "It hurts," he whispered, feeling Cody kiss his collar bone. This caused him to shiver and tense, his ass cheeks clenching the thick rockets inside him. Both guys groaned.
Slowly, Ted motioned for Cody to pull out. Both of them did it slowly, agonizingly slow...so slow that Jeff could feel every vein and artery on the Legacy member's dicks. They pulled back until only the heads of their dicks were still in the other man. Jeff let out a low choking sound, his back arching high.
Sure enough, their cocks came out coated lightly in blood. Panting, Cody reamed forewords, his cock prompting Ted's to sink back into Jeff in a harsh manner. As Jeff wailed in pain, both Ted and Cody let out loud grunts, their cocks being roughly squeezed by the clenching muscles.
They thrust harder, bouncing Jeff back and forth as he cried out in bliss, his hard cock being pumped in his hand. There was a loud cry from Jeff's throat as he came, his cum spurting onto his rippling stomach.
The sensation of Jeff's ass clenching even further forced them both to cum at the same time. Ted let out a deep groan as Cody's loud gasp echoed in the backyard. Slowly, they pulled out, a large stream of cum slipping out of Jeff's ass as they did.
Jeff swayed, panting as he was caught by Cody. "Owe…oh shit…" he felt Ted's hands on his lower back and he smiled. "So, those rockets were something, huh?"
Ted smiled, "Exploded rather well."
"I bet ya like fireworks now, huh?" Cody grinned at him.
"I hope you like fireworks," Randy called out, a livid Matt Hardy following behind him. "There's gonna be a lot of them right now."
Ted and Cody paled at the look of the older Hardy's face.
"Hey, wai-owe!"
"Shit, Hardy! Not in the damn face!"
Randy snickered. He couldn't wait to tell Vincent.
I think I liked that a bit too much. XD!
Next: Brock Lesnar/Jeff
Oh, I'm gonna have FUN with that one, XD!
For: the amazing Slashdlite, XD!
