1 A/N: I'm really sorry GoT! I know I haven't done the 'How does she do
it?' chapter, but I haven't got enough ideas for it! And I really want to
get on with other chapters! Sorry bab!
2 Anyway, this is going to be short and sharp! Just a little bit of humour to keep you going!
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
PS. This is meant to be a couple of weeks (ish) after the chapter 54.
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4 Chapter 55
"Finally!" said Mary-Jo. She collapsed on the bed. "Right then. The checklist." Frodo picked up a clipboard and a pen.
"Bedroom." He said
"Check." Said Mary-Jo and Frodo ticked it off.
"Double bed."
"Check."
"Drawn curtains."
"Check."
"Sam."
"Check." Came a voice from the bathroom. Sam popped his head around the door. Mary-Jo freaked out, again.
"By the Valar!!! Why do you always turn up when things look promising?!" she screamed. "Why can't you leave us alone for 10 minutes?!"
"10 minutes?!" said Frodo.
"Well, preferably longer." She said. "But, that will do for now!" she turned back to Sam. "WELL! Why?!"
"Because I don't trust you!" he replied, innocently.
"Well, tough! Frodo's mine! You can't have him!" And with that, she picked up Frodo and ran from the house like greased lightning. She ran extremely fast. It was quite impressive, especially since she was carrying Frodo. She got to Tracey's house and ran through the door with out knocking. When she got inside, she put Frodo down. She looked over to the sofa and saw Tracey, Legolas and Michelle watching her curiously.
"Can we help you, Mary-Jo?" said Tracey.
"Can we use your master bedroom?" Mary-Jo said, breathlessly.
"Why? On second thoughts, don't answer that!" said Michelle.
"Sam will not give us a moments peace!" moaned Mary-Jo. "Whenever everything is all peaceful, nice, drawn curtains, comfy bed, he shows up! I don't know how he does it, but he always finds a way! I'm never going to have Frodo if this carries on!" She didn't stay to here the reaction. She grabbed Frodo's hand and ran upstairs. Tracey, Michelle and Legolas sat in shock.
"Right, has anybody else got nasty images in their heads?" said Legolas, but he didn't receive an answer.
"ARGH! WILL YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!" They heard Mary-Jo scream. "FRODO IS NO LONGER YOUR MASTER, SAM! HE'S MINE!"
"Tracey, what is Sam doing in our master bedroom?" said Michelle, slowly.
"I have absolutely no bloody idea!" said Tracey, astounded. Mary-Jo appeared downstairs again, with Sam at her side. She had his ear twisted in a painful looking way that made the three onlookers cringe. They were shortly followed by Frodo.
"Somebody take this good-for-nothing layabout off my hands, before I rip him apart, limb-by-limb, with my bare hands." She said, through gritted teeth. Tracey felt very sorry for Sam, so she stood up quickly and took Sam's hand.
"Sam, it's really not a good idea to get on the wrong side of Mary-Jo, because she has a tendency of carrying out her threats. Come with me, I'll take you home. Leave them to it." Sam whimpered, but suffered to be led away. He glanced back at Mary-Jo, who was smiling evilly and waving at him.
"Bye Sam." She said patronisingly. "Now then. I presume it's still OK to use Tracey's bedroom. Frodo, follow me." And they disappeared, back upstairs. Michelle and Legolas looked at each other and shuddered.
"Yes, I have nasty images." Said Michelle. "But still, you've got to feel sorry for Mary-Jo. I mean, can you imagine what it's like to be watched 24/7, just to make sure you don't do anything that you really want to do?"
"Yes, I can. Two words: your father!" replied Legolas. "He still doesn't trust me, you know! After that bloody party of yours!" Michelle shuffled closer to him.
"Oh well. He's not here now, is he?" she whispered.
"Yes he is." Faramir walked out from the kitchen.
"What are you doing here?" said Michelle.
"Watching you. Making sure you 'don't do anything you really want to do', as you put it."
"Oh, bloody hell!"
*****
A/N: So, it's a bit different, but it's good, right? (Boromir always was) Different is good. Please r&r! Of course you don't need to be told, but I have nothing else to say, so I decided to ask you to r&r! OK then, moving on…
Well, I'll go on to the next chapter now.
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
2 Anyway, this is going to be short and sharp! Just a little bit of humour to keep you going!
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
PS. This is meant to be a couple of weeks (ish) after the chapter 54.
3
4 Chapter 55
"Finally!" said Mary-Jo. She collapsed on the bed. "Right then. The checklist." Frodo picked up a clipboard and a pen.
"Bedroom." He said
"Check." Said Mary-Jo and Frodo ticked it off.
"Double bed."
"Check."
"Drawn curtains."
"Check."
"Sam."
"Check." Came a voice from the bathroom. Sam popped his head around the door. Mary-Jo freaked out, again.
"By the Valar!!! Why do you always turn up when things look promising?!" she screamed. "Why can't you leave us alone for 10 minutes?!"
"10 minutes?!" said Frodo.
"Well, preferably longer." She said. "But, that will do for now!" she turned back to Sam. "WELL! Why?!"
"Because I don't trust you!" he replied, innocently.
"Well, tough! Frodo's mine! You can't have him!" And with that, she picked up Frodo and ran from the house like greased lightning. She ran extremely fast. It was quite impressive, especially since she was carrying Frodo. She got to Tracey's house and ran through the door with out knocking. When she got inside, she put Frodo down. She looked over to the sofa and saw Tracey, Legolas and Michelle watching her curiously.
"Can we help you, Mary-Jo?" said Tracey.
"Can we use your master bedroom?" Mary-Jo said, breathlessly.
"Why? On second thoughts, don't answer that!" said Michelle.
"Sam will not give us a moments peace!" moaned Mary-Jo. "Whenever everything is all peaceful, nice, drawn curtains, comfy bed, he shows up! I don't know how he does it, but he always finds a way! I'm never going to have Frodo if this carries on!" She didn't stay to here the reaction. She grabbed Frodo's hand and ran upstairs. Tracey, Michelle and Legolas sat in shock.
"Right, has anybody else got nasty images in their heads?" said Legolas, but he didn't receive an answer.
"ARGH! WILL YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!" They heard Mary-Jo scream. "FRODO IS NO LONGER YOUR MASTER, SAM! HE'S MINE!"
"Tracey, what is Sam doing in our master bedroom?" said Michelle, slowly.
"I have absolutely no bloody idea!" said Tracey, astounded. Mary-Jo appeared downstairs again, with Sam at her side. She had his ear twisted in a painful looking way that made the three onlookers cringe. They were shortly followed by Frodo.
"Somebody take this good-for-nothing layabout off my hands, before I rip him apart, limb-by-limb, with my bare hands." She said, through gritted teeth. Tracey felt very sorry for Sam, so she stood up quickly and took Sam's hand.
"Sam, it's really not a good idea to get on the wrong side of Mary-Jo, because she has a tendency of carrying out her threats. Come with me, I'll take you home. Leave them to it." Sam whimpered, but suffered to be led away. He glanced back at Mary-Jo, who was smiling evilly and waving at him.
"Bye Sam." She said patronisingly. "Now then. I presume it's still OK to use Tracey's bedroom. Frodo, follow me." And they disappeared, back upstairs. Michelle and Legolas looked at each other and shuddered.
"Yes, I have nasty images." Said Michelle. "But still, you've got to feel sorry for Mary-Jo. I mean, can you imagine what it's like to be watched 24/7, just to make sure you don't do anything that you really want to do?"
"Yes, I can. Two words: your father!" replied Legolas. "He still doesn't trust me, you know! After that bloody party of yours!" Michelle shuffled closer to him.
"Oh well. He's not here now, is he?" she whispered.
"Yes he is." Faramir walked out from the kitchen.
"What are you doing here?" said Michelle.
"Watching you. Making sure you 'don't do anything you really want to do', as you put it."
"Oh, bloody hell!"
*****
A/N: So, it's a bit different, but it's good, right? (Boromir always was) Different is good. Please r&r! Of course you don't need to be told, but I have nothing else to say, so I decided to ask you to r&r! OK then, moving on…
Well, I'll go on to the next chapter now.
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
