Based on the old Spider-Man TV theme. Each verse is on a different Knightmare topic.

Brollachan, Brollachan
Does whatever Rik Waller can
Sits on walls, hungers lots
Quite appals, could be shot
Look out! Here comes the Brollachan

Maldame, Maldame
Does what Malice/Morghanna may
Spied throughout Series Eight
Vied for clout, came too late
Time out! Here comes the Maldame

Nemanor, Nemanor,
See his name and you may guffaw,
Hear his voice, laugh some more,
See his hat and you're on floor,
Look out! Here comes the Nemanor.

Martin Toole, Martin Toole,
To the Watchers he's pretty cool,
Dodged a shark, spooked a guard,
Beetles question was far too hard,
Look out! Here comes the Martin Toole.

Smirkenorff, Smirkenorff,
Quite a bit bigger than a dwarf,
Didn't give many hints,
Stuck to flying and dragonmints,
Look out! Here comes the Smirkenorff.

Arken Shield, Arken Shield,
Collect the pieces and Fear'll yield,
Cast a spell, trap a lord,
Win a quest, get reward,
Look out! Here comes the Arken Shield.

Anglia, Anglia,
Second only to Shangri-La,
Thanks to them, we've KM,
It's la creme de la creme,
Hurrah! Here comes the Anglia.

Christmastime, Christmastime,
Scene of Merlin's most heinous crime,
Poor old Giles and his team,
Yuletide dented their self-esteem,
Look out! Here comes the Christmastime.

OPPOSITE, OPPOSITE,
Helped a team out a proper pit,
Poison turned safe and clean,
Life Force turned red to green,
Go on! Spellcast the OPPOSITE.