I've learned quite a few valuable lessons in the past few days, lessons that should be a caution to anyone who prefers to go through life relatively pain-free.
One, maces are to be avoided at all costs.
Two, evil sorceresses are also to be avoided whenever possible, particularly when they have a fondness for pets that slither, hiss, and have the rather horrifying ability to live in the back of your neck.
But most of all, never– and really, I cannot stress this strongly enough – never get within three foot of an angry Gwen. Especially when there are pitchers around.
