November 5, 2006

Me: I feel sooo tired yawns hugely

Gaara: i can tell.

Me: i want to do something though! You and your stupid paper work! it takes HOURS!

Gaara: I know.

Me: It's so booooring! well, since your done for now, why don't we do something now? please?

Gaara: no.

Me: why not?!

Gaara: because.

Me: oh pfft. thats HARDLY an answer. I NEED to do something or ill go mad! all we do is sit on the damn couch! its like your sulking!

Gaara: you would be too.

Me: well, Im not! so, get over it! we have 15 days, and counting them down will make it seem longer. PLUS i am getting really sick of not doing anything. Im fourteen and I need to do something!

Gaara: you're a year younger than me. that doesnt mean you require more action than I do. usually, its the other way around.

Me: yes it does! I will bug you till you and I can do something, y'know that?

Gaara:glares yes, you go ahead and do that and see what happens.

Me: scowl you are such a sour puss.

Gaara??? oook...

Me: well, I cant think of anything else! I havent been able to read any books lately 'cause you dont want to, and if I get up to get something or do something, you pull me right back on the couch! I repeat, I am not your bitch!

Gaara: And I repeat, 'course you are.

Me: oh, bite me! i am so SICK of this!

Gaara: get over it.

Me: oh gee, thanks.

Gaara: no problem.

Me: sarcasm, idiot! swats him over the head

Gaara: what was that for?!

Me: 'cause you were being stupid.

Gaara: what?! No i wasnt!

Me: 'course you were. smirk

Gaara: your mocking me, aren't you?

Me: perhaps cheeky grin

Gaara: shakes head you're impossible.

Me: bite me.

Gaara: you've said that three times already, you know that?

Me: 'course I do...hey...

Gaara: what now?

Me: i realised you havent been telling me to go to sleep.

Gaara: what do you mean?

Me: well, I remember you usually telling me that I should be getting to sleep cuz I would get to sleep at quite an unreasonable hour, and youd say that i should really go to sleep now.

Gaara: dont need to. dont feel like saying it now.

Me: pfft. whatever.

-Click-

Me: huh?

Gaara: what was that?

Me: OMG! LOOK! waves arm around IT CAME OFF!!

Gaara: what?

Me: IT CAME OFF! IT CAME OFF! dances OMG YAY!!! ITS OFF! IM FREE!!!!
Gaara: it is? looks at wrist..hn...really is.

Me: ITS OFF! ITS OFF!! ITS OOOOOOOOFFF!!!!! WAHOOOOO!!!

Gaara: quit yelling!

Me: THE HAND CUFFS ARE OFF!! THE HANDCUFFS ARE OFF!! WE'RE FREE!!!

Gaara: slaps me shut up. your annoying

Me: But, arent you happy? I am!(ow)

Gaara: hn. whatever.

Me????? fine. TEMARI!! runs off GUESS WHAT!

Temari: what?

Me: LOOK! shakes hand around in her face ITS OFF!! EEEEEE!! grinning hugely

Temari: it is? oh, wow. it really is.

Me: YEAH! KANKUROU! runs off again

Kankurou: WHAT?

Me: ITS OFF! THOSE FREAKING HANDCUFFS CAME OFF!! YAAAAH!

Kankurou: huh? really? ah, damn...

Me: YEAH! WOOHOO! runs off...again

Gaara: you just did a round of the whole house, you know that?

Me: i know. i dont care, because THEY CAME O-

Gaara: swats hand over mouth shut up.

Me: hmm pghfhm fmmphm.

Gaara: huh?

Me: pokes his hand

Gaara: fine. removes hand

Me: why arent you happy? Temari and Kankurou aren't either...am i the only one?!

Gaara: looks like it.

Me: I CANT BELIVE IT! IT CAME OFF 15 DAYS EARLIER! WOOHOOO!!! IM SO HAPPEEEEE!!

Gaara: omg! STFU! slams hand on my mouth again

Me: MOHHHH!!

Gaara: translation, ow.

Me: i dont understand. why aren't you at least content? like..i dunno, maybe a SMILE?

Gaara: snorts

Me: oh gee, that sure sounds happy to me. shiver

Gaara:?? whyd you shiver?

Me: im cold.
Gaara: again?

Me: nods and shivers

Gaara: hey, you feeling ok?

Me: eh, im fine. coughs

Gaara: frowns you sure?

Me: im FINE! shudder

Gaara: liar.

Me: no, im serious! im just cold! coughs harder
Gaara: hell your just cold.

Me: mm...now im hot...

Gaara: what?

Me: never mind. im cold again.

Gaara: what?! make up your mind!

Me: bite me! im FINE! shivers violently

Gaara: no, you know what? im taking you to see a doctor.

Me: NO! NO DOCTOR!

Gaara: what, you're scared of them?

Me: course I am! they got them long needle thingers and they stick popsicle sticks down yer throat! and they they they shiver like ta poke and prod at ya like your some pin cushion!

Gaara: your talking funny...

Me: i dont care! no doctor! stays put and coughs.

Gaara: i dont care. im still taking you. lifts me up

Me: PUT ME DOWN! NO! squirms

Gaara: quit moving. carries me like a sack of potatoes

Me: JESUS, MAN! NO! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND OF 'NO DOCTOR'?! EH!? NO NO NO!

Gaara: sigh

Me: coughs longer

Gaara: you seriously are sick.

Me: no im not. shudder and sneezes

Gaara: oh great, now you're sneezing.

Me: bite me! cough look! points at clock its 12! I should be getting to sleep, no? cough cough

Gaara: nope. not until you see a medic.

Me: NO! I need to be in bed now! cough shiver

Gaara: yes, AFTER the doctor says so.

Me: this is UNFAIR! UNJUSTIFUL!

Gaara: unjustiful?

Me: i cant think right. cough

Gaara: whatever.

-Little while later and we come back-

Gaara: and this all started when the handcuffs came off. jesus.

Me: hoarsly bite me coughs

Gaara: bed.

Me: dont wanna. shiver

Gaara: oh, god. here hands me blanket

Me: thanks.

Gaara: do you want me to tell Temari and Kankurou?

Me:...nu uh...temari might make me eat something like chicken noodle soup.

Gaara: thats for colds idiot. you have a fever.

Me: whatever. arent fevers supposed to make ya hot or something?

Gaara: do i look like a doctor?

Me: no, but your da Kazekage, you should know dis kinda your speaking weird again.

Me: cant help it. i feel funny.

Gaara: 'cuz your sick.

Me: whatever.

Gaara: stupid medic. didnt think he even knew his stuff. he gave you pills...thats smart. you need rest and wait till the fever breaks. not damn pills.

Me: i might need them. ya never know cough oh oh yay.

Gaara: what?

Me: Desert Rose

Gaara: sigh

Me: yay sighs then coughs then shivers...haha love it.

Gaara: I know.

Me: ugh. my body feels all sore.

Gaara: again, its cuz your sick.

Me: pfft. cough cough nya

Gaara: i remember you made me admit i liked that song.

Me: heh...its cause you did.

Gaara: noooo, its because you got the damn song stuck in my head from you singing it all the time.

Me: hee hee hee...cough cough hack

Gaara: jesus...it sounds like your getting worse.

Me: no im not. coughing fit

Gaara: uh huh.

Me: hn...how come you arent leaving? dad and mom usually stay for like a few minutes, then go do something or other.

Gaara: shrugs dunno. i dont have anything else to do

Me: dont you have like Kazekage stuff or whatever to do?

Gaara:...mmmyeah, but it can wait.

Me: hn. ok. sneeze and shiver...haha, another combo

-silence-

Me: so...coughs noisily

Temari: what the hell is that sound?? its been going on forEVER!! Oh...sees me Hasame?

Gaara: shes sick with a fever.

Me: am not! shiver

Gaara: yes you are.

Me: AM N- Gaara shoves thermometer in my mouth

Gaara: there. that'll make her be quiet.

Me: Mphm-

Gaara: keep your mouth shut! it'll screw up the readings.

Me: pouts

Gaara: why the HELL does she deny it?

Temari: no idea.

Gaara: i dont get it. somethings about her are just so complicated that i dont think even YOU, being a girl, would get it.

Temari: i know! but still...looks at me shes just weird...hey...helloo??waves hand in my face

Gaara:...hn...think shes gone to sleep.

Temari: hahaha. cute.

Gaara: cute?

Temari: shes still got the thermometer in her mouth.

Gaara: oh right takes it out god...look

Temari: holy shit man...

Gaara: 105...

Temari: thats ferenheit, right?

Gaara: nods and looks at me hope she'll be ok.

Temari: 'course she will...she always seems to pull through one way or another.

Gaara: hn...