Title is supposed to be a pun, if you still don't get it, go play Undertale its full of them. And if you haven't gotten it by now, have you even played Undertale, if not why are you reading this story? Maybe you should read a pun book. So what your saying is that you've both read a pun book AND played Undertale and still don't get it? Oh for goodness sakes, interrogation + Temmie simple enough for you?
Lesson of puns from Author Megalo.
Frisk POV
We finally headed home from the park and all sat down on the couch, we started to discuss Flowey's possible relation with Temmie.
"Well what if he is harassing Temmie as an abusive relationship? He IS a demonic flower after all." Asriel stated.
"You would be the one to know." Chara said bluntly.
"Hey, I may have been stuck in that soulless husk of a Flower, but he developed a personality of his own."
They were arguing, not even about the important topic at hand. Well, time for the PaciFrisk to step in (Yes I gave myself that superhero like name and I like it! Well, not exactly superhero, but you should get the point!)
"Guys, calm down, your straying way to far off of topic here, what we need to worry about is Temmie and Flowey." I reminded the both of them. They turned their heads to me.
Chara put an arm behind their head, "Yea, sorry about that Azzy."
Asriel waved his hands in denial, "No, No, I was the one who said something back."
PaciFrisk to the rescue! I pumped my fist in the air and thought 'Yes!'
"So, how should we go about this, if we go in too directly, we could ruin an actual possible relationship between the two of them." Chara suggested.
"Yes, that would be the best possible way to go about this, to assume that they are in a relationship, until proven otherwise." I said.
"I suggest we go to Temmie first." Asriel said.
We thought about it for a moment, If we go straight to Flowey, he will deny anything we say to him. Unless we had proof such as Temmie's word for it. I looked at the two and nodded my head, and they did the same.
We waited until an hour after Flowey arrived back to make sure Temmie would be at her home by the time we got there.
We waved goodbye to Toriel as we left the house once more.
I wonder If Flowey is actually in an actual relationship with Temmie, he was just a soulless, emotionless, being after all. Maybe, when Asriel was extracted from him, it was like a two way door, Asriel and his feelings left, however allowing other feelings to be absorbed into Flowey?
As we walked to Temmie's house I told them my thoughts, and they mostly agreed with no real complaints. Although is didn't really matter HOW he got the feelings, it was more important that he DID have them after all.
We reached the neighborhood The Temmie's lived in, named Temmie Village Two (guess who named that one... Yup! King Fluffybuns himself.)
"Hey guys... Which Temmie was it anyway?" Chara said reminding us.
Chara had a point, which one of the many Temmie's was it?
"Oh, wasn't it the one with the tilted ear?" Asriel said aloud.
"Wait... THAT Temmie?" Chara emphasized.
"What about that Temmie Chara?" I asked questioningly.
"Well, That was the Temmie who was peeking out of the wall in Temmie Village remember?"
That was true! The Temmie in the village was the one peeking through the wall! Then a thought came to me. "So, a stalker Temmie that was looking at us through the wall, was also probably stalking Flowey as he Stalked us."
It hit Chara and Asriel right in the face, "Wow, that actually makes them quite a good pair I think!" Chara exclaimed.
"Yea definitely." Asriel added.
"Ooh! I'm going to have to add this to my Favorite Ships of all Time list!" Chara said excitedly.
"You have a list?" Asriel said.
"Oh yea, of course I do!"
"What is the top?" I asked, Already knowing the answer. 1. It was pretty obvious. 2. I totally didn't read the diary page that the list is on. 3. Chara is half of that relationship already -_-,
"It's Charisk-" Chara froze up.
A sly smile grew on my face, and Asriel crossed his arms. "Hmm, and what may that stand for?" I said seductively.
"Uh, um... I uh... Eh..." Chara wasn't able to piece any words together.
I stepped forward into a hug, "Its all right, I know. I read the diary."
Chara took a step back out of my hug. "YOU DID WHAT!?"
I turned around and started walking, "Alright back to business!~"
Chara was complaining and I just kept walking. I turned my head around and saw Asriel patting Chara on the back. They eventually caught up, and Chara kept eyeing me, but we continued forwards.
We reached the house that the specified Temmie lived in, and we knocked on the door.
A small Temmie came to the door, "oh! da humans! what r u doing here today? (Sorry, my usual Temmie Translator broke so I'm doing my best!)"
I kneeled down and petted the Temmie, "We Just came here to ask some fun questions? Do you mind if we do?
"tem has no problems with that! Com right in!" She said turning around.
We walked inside, the house was full of random junk and collectables, but each pile seemed to have its own feel to it.
There was a sofa, and a chair right in front of it, in which Temmie hopped right onto it. "take a seat, ask tem as many questions as u want!"
We all sat down, Some of the springs in the couch had obviously sprung, and some of the foam in the cushions had been ripped out.
"So, Temmie. Do you know somebody named Flowey?" Chara asked.
"oh! flowey is goods friend, he gives lots o presents!" I exchanged a few glances with my friends.
"What does he give you if I may ask." Asriel said leaning forward.
"oh, he gives lots o stuff! like, flowers, jewelry, a other such stuffs."
"Jewelry?" I asked.
"Ye!" Temmie hopped off the chair for a moment, and grabbed a ring with a very large jewel on it in her mouth.
"Temmie, can we see this ring for a moment?" I said.
Temmie placed in the table. I picked it up to inspect it. The first thing I noticed was that it was not real, It was a shiny silver plastic with a blue sapphire laid on top, most likely from a dispensing toy machine.
I looked to Chara and Asriel and shook my head, they sighed in relief.
I placed it back down and Temmie put it around her paw.
"So Temmie, how close are you with Flowey?" Chara asked tilting their head at the same time, I love it when they do that!
"oh, tem is realy realy goods friend with flowey! he meets up with me almost every day at da park. he even kissed tem on da cheek one time!"
So they are close. "Have you returned any sign of affection to him?" Asriel asked.
"ye! tem always hugs him a kisses him all over! I luv the flower!"
And that is all that we needed, "Well, we don't want to stay over for too long, we should be going now." Chara stated to Temmie as they stood up.
We went out the door and Temmie waved goodbye as we started our walk home.
"Now, to talk to Flowey" Asriel said.
"Yes indeed, however we need a plan, we will try to escape." Chara stated.
We planed that Asriel would be hiding behind the door of our room, and when Flowey is in there to pester us, he will close the door and we will interrogate him. And so we did.
From within the closet I could hear Flowey's wheels squeaking.
He peeked his head in the door, "Hey where are you guys, I really want to bother you today!" He said squeaking his way into the room.
Click* The door closed. "Eh!?" Flowey was surprised that the door closed behind him.
Me and Chara hopped out of our hiding spaces. "Alright Flowey, time to fess up." I said. Chara could hardly contain their excitement.
"What are you stupid humans talking about?"
I pulled a picture of Temmie out of my pocket, "This is what we are talking about!"
Flowey flinched for a moment, but retained a poker face. "What, a dumb Temmie?"
"Yes, a Temmie, a Temmie that we saw with you, yesterday, at the park." Chara exclaimed with pride.
He wheeled back about a foot. "Heh, I don't know what your talking about!"
I turned over the picture of Temmie to another picture of him and Temmie at the park with the Flowers surrounding them. His face distorted. "Ha! You think a picture will do? As if!"
Chara now pulled out a voice recorder they had kept in their sweaters front pocket and played the recording of Temmie spilling every last drop of evidence we had.
"No! No!" He wheeled back to the door and pounded on it with his petals. "Asriel! I know you are out there! LET ME OUT!"
We could hear him from behind the door, "Nope, Spill the beans Flowey!"
"ARG!" He turned himself around. "You, You... Fine..."
Asriel joined us inside the room and Flowey told us the whole story.
He had met this Temmie First when I was still walking through the Underground. They had talked a bit, but Flowey had remained who he had been at that time, and had every bit of a mean and rude personality. But as feelings started to flow back into him, he realized how cruel he had been and so he found that Temmie and apologized. However, it eventually grew into something more, the more and more times he would up meeting up with her. He was in love, with a Temmie.
