I still don't know exactly what I am going to write so I decided that instead of putting the story on Hiatus (which tends to be permanent due to the fact I forget to write them again) I will do some filler stuff. Um the Idea for this chapter came to me while I was half asleep...I am silly when I am half asleep.
Filler?
Back when Eri was doing Kenpachi's paperwork...
"Okay I am going to the captain's meeting. I don't want to though, I'd much rather fight." Kenpachi announced and complained.
"Bye Ken-chan!" Yachiru said waving at him.
"Bye." I said not looking up from the stack of folders that I was labeling with my sharpies. Thank you Gin.
"Captain, don't go!" Ikkaku said frantically.
"At least take Yachiru with you." a random 11th division member shouted.
"Captains only, I was told that I would not be allowed out on missions for a month if I brought her to this meeting." Kenpachi explained.
"Is it that bad that he is going alone?" I questioned looking up from my work as Kenpachi left.
"Yachiru is in charge now!" Yachiru said happily referring to herself in the third person.
"No!" Ikkaku exclaimed.
"Yachiru wants to have a tea party. Baldy is going to be Misses Picket. Yumi-chan (Yumichika) is going to be Mrs. Velvet. The Princess will be...a princess!" Yachiru said excitedly jumping around as she made plans.
"Yachiru..." I started thinking about complaining and saying that I had to do paper work. "Is there going to be snacks at the party?"
"Yes, cookies!" Yachiru said excitedly as he found some straggling 11th division member and decided he was going to bake them all cookies.
"Sounds like fun." I said grinning at the little girl.
"Oh, and Miss Picket you have to wear the hat." Yachiru said giggling.
"The hat?"
"Don't ask."
"Well I will find out soon anyway."
"Princess needs a princess dress." Yachiru said dragging me out of the room and into her room before she made a beeline for the closet.
"Wow." I said in awe as I saw the millions of different styles and types of clothes that she had available for dress up.
"This one should fit the princess." Yachiru said holding up a very frilly lavender dress. Then she opened a drawer and got out a tiara. "Change Yachiru ordered pushing me out of the room."
"Where?" I pondered.
Several minutes later at the tea party...
"Why Miss Picket your frilly pink hat is lovely." Yumichika said to Ikkaku while trying not to laugh histerically at Ikkaku when he walked in wearing a frilly pink easter bonnet and a matching dress.
"Why Mrs. Velvet your hat suits you well." Ikkaku shot back gesturing to Yumichika's dark purple outfit and big red hat.
"Why thank you." Yumichika said regally sipping from his tea cup.
"I think both of you look lovely." I said grinning at both of them.
"How does Yachiru look?" Yachiru questioned getting up and spinning around for effect.
"Lovely." Ikkaku muttered knowing that he would be bitten if he didn't say so.
"Gorgeous, my dear." Yumichika said.
"Cute." I said honestly. Somehow her outfit was the exact same color as her hair and filled with bows and lace. To top the outfit off she had fairy wings and a tiara. Plus her magic wand.
"Yachiru is the Pink Fairy!" Yachiru giggled.
"Indeed." Yumichika responded.
"Miss Picket sit down." Yachiru ordered right as the random division member from before came in with cookies.
"At least there are cookies, Miss Picket." I told Ikkaku trying to make him feel better so that he wouldn't explode with anger.
"True." Miss Picket...I mean Ikkaku said.
"I am pleased to have you here Princess." Yachiru said grandly pretending to be some rich society lady.
"Why thank you Pink Fairy, it is an honor to dine with a fairy such as yourself." I played along hoping we could eat the cookies soon.
"Yeah it's lovely to be here." Ikkaku said gruffly not playing along, just sitting there sulking.
"I think your hat is lovely, it hides your shiny head well." Yachiru replied grinning at him.
"Pink Fairy, something has been bothering me. Why is Miss Picket the only Miss?" I questioned.
"That's because no one will marry her, the poor dear." Yumichika said playing along easily.
"I see, poor Miss Picket." I agreed sipping my tea, which was actual tea that was brought by another random division member.
"I don't see you with a husband, Princess." Ikkaku retorted.
"Of course the Princess has a husband. He's the Prince!" Yachiru shouted for no reason.
"Did I hear something about a Prince in here?" Kenpachi asked getting back from his captain's meeting.
"Thank goodness you're back, Captain." Ikkaku said angrily taking off the hat.
"What's wrong with Miss Picket?" Kenpachi asked grinning evilly.
"She's sad because she has no husband." Ymichika answered.
"Why, my dear Miss Picket did you forget about me?" Kenpachi asked causing me to stare in shock at him and causing Ikkaku to choke on air.
"No! Ken-chan can't be with Miss Picket! Ken-chan should be with the Princess! As the Prince!" Yachiru argued pouting at Kenpachi. Kenpachi looked over at me for the first time since he entered the room, noticing that I had resumed eating cookies while sipping my tea calmly, then he looked back at Ikkaku.
"You're right. I am sorry Miss Picket but our love must end." Kenpachi said before he sat down at the table next to me.
"Gah!" Ikkaku said angrily stomping out of the room.
"It was a lovely party." Yumichika said gliding out of the room after Ikkaku.
"Yachiru is the Pink Fairy." Yachiru explained.
"I can see that." Kenpachi said dryly.
"Princess where are you going?" Yachiru asked as I stood up since I finished my tea.
"I was under the impression that since the guest were leaving the party was over." I told her.
"Oh." Yachiru said sadly.
"I don't know about Miss Picket and Mrs. Velvet but I will play dress up with you again sometime, even if he's here," I said pointing at Kenpachi, "As long as there are cookies."
"Yay!" Yachiru shouted happily.
"Why are you following me?" I questioned as I walked out of the room but Kenpachi was following me to the room where I had left my clothes before.
"I am escourting the princess." Kenpachi grinned at me.
"No need, good sir." I replied playing along while I closed the door in his face and locked it.
"That wasn't very lady like." Kenpachi complained as soon as I came out dressed once again in my shinigami outfit.
"So does this happen every time you go to a captain's meeting?" I questioned.
"Yeah, because Yachiru out ranks everyone once I am gone." Kenpachi explained.
"I see."
"The question I have is why you were there?"
"Cookies."
Preview from next chapter: Filler 2
"Renji you lazy bum you better do your own paperwork or so help me I will tell Captain on you."
"But I want to hang out with the guys..." Renji whined.
"You can do that after you do your work." I pointed out.
"What about you? You are going to hang out with Rangiku."
"I finished my paperwork."
"Yeah she even color coordinated it." a division 4 member said.
"Where did you come from?" Renji asked.
"I am here to collect your paperwork." the 4th division member said.
