A.N: So, this is totally embarrassing, I was so excited that we were coming up on the story's one year anniversary, I totally jumped the gun on when it actually was. The real anniversary is May 18th…yeah. The only upside is that I'll probably be posting on that day, so we can celebrate the story's anniversary properly when it rolls around. Isn't that awesome? But, enough about that, here's what's been happening in anime and manga while I was gone.

*Spoilers*

Bleach: So, after over 100 chapters and a ton of teasing, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez is officially back in Bleach's storyline. Kubo really loves to drag things out doesn't he? Other than that, nothing interesting happened, this chapter really only existed to reintroduce a fan favorite.

One Piece: Okay, who else thought Fourth Gear was freaking awesome? Huh? Pretty comical when you look at it, but that's just how Oda is when it comes to Luffy. Keep in mind, he actually designed Luffy's powers to be relaxed and fun. Although, really, when you look at the beatdown he gave Doffy this chapter, there's nothing relaxed and fun about it.

Naruto: Feels strange to be doing another thing on Naruto, but with the new Gaiden starting up, might as well. So, we now officially have a debate on who Sarada's real mother is. Is it Karin or Sakura. Of course, this also begs the question as to where Karin is if she is Sarada's mother. Either way, this should be an interesting little story arc as we gear up for the Boruto movie this Summer.

*End Spoilers*

So, I hope everyone enjoys the chapter. Let's get started!

Chapter 49: The Battle of Clover Town, My Comrade's Shield

In spite of his victory, Izuru Kira was more confused than elated. The Akatsuki were supposed to be S-Ranked opponents that only a few were capable of engaging. So why the hell did this guy go down so easily? Izuru found himself wondering all of this as he looked down at the decapitated form of Hidan.

Shūhei Hisagi was thinking along similar lines, but he could not focus too much on Izuru's opponent, especially when he was dealing with an opponent that was clearly much more dangerous than his partner. Said opponent sighed in annoyance and prepared to move. Shūhei was immediately on guard.

However, Kakuzu immediately moved past Shūhei and towards his partner's head. "You let your guard down again, Hidan." Kakuzu said disdainfully. "I really hate having to use my powers for something as pointless as sewing you back together."

What the—why is he talking to his partner's severed head? Izuru wondered.

"Oh screw you, Kakuzu!" Hidan's head suddenly screamed in anger. "I wouldn't be like this if you hadn't let me get my head cut off again!"

Izuru and Shūhei gasped in shock. Did that head just talk? "Need I remind you that I was fighting my own enemy?" Kakuzu told him. "I can't be around to hold your hand, fool."

"That is crap and you know it!" Hidan yelled. "I saw you move past that Soul Reaper like it was no problem. You could've helped me! You did that on purpose you old bastard!"

Kakuzu shrugged uncaringly as he picked up Hidan's head by the hair. "Hey, OW! Watch it, Kakuzu! How many times have I told you not to pick me up by my damn hair?!"

"And how many times have I had to tell you that carrying you this way is lighter than bringing your whole body?"

"Hey, you weren't the one who got decapitated, you ass!" Hidan screamed. "Show a bit more sympathy!"

"I would," Kakuzu said, as he brought Hidan's head to his body, "if this didn't happen so many times. Honestly, at this point I wish cutting your head off would kill you. It would save me the trouble of finding ways to kill you myself."

"Blah, blah, blah!" Hidan yelled. "Your threats are as empty as your blasphemous soul is, jackass!"

I can't believe it, Izuru was stunned, he's still alive. They're actually holding a conversation!

Kakuzu rolled his eyes as he sewed Hidan's head back to his neck. "And your insults are as empty as your head is. I've long recognized that I have no soul. I'm a criminal for a terrorist organization, I have no soul."

So that's why that guy is an S-Ranked threat. Izuru realized. He really can't die no matter what I do to him. Even decapitation does nothing.

Well, technically it could do something, Izuru continued, the only problem is that guy with him. As long as he's around, the immortal can be sewed back together.

"Shūhei!" Izuru yelled. "We need to separate them to have any chance to win this!"

Kakuzu heard this and chuckled. "That may be the case, boy, but you do realize that's easier said than done, right?"

Hidan cracked his neck, testing the durability of the stitches around his neck. "Damn straight." He said in agreement.

"Now than, Hidan, let's end this quickly. I have no time for useless trash who don't make me money." Kakuzu told him.

"Fine, fine, but I'm putting Blondie through my ritual, you hear? Bastard deserves it after cutting my head off." Hidan glared at Izuru as he took out a retractable spear.

"Ugh, just make it quick at least. I know you're not that smart, but at least think of a good balance between too much and too little." Kakuzu rolled his eyes.

(With Rogue Cheney)

Rogue moved across the ground in his shadow state at high speed towards the train station. There were several sentries posted at the front, standing guard at the train station's front door. Rogue moved behind the sentries and awaited his opportunity to enter, as he could not pass buildings and walls. He needed a clear path.

Rogue got his opportunity when the doors opened up. A soldier dressed in the garbs of an officer stepped out. "Concentrate your attention on the railroad." He ordered. "The attack has forced us to move ahead of schedule. We're loading supplies onto the train now."

Rogue moved inside of the building as the officers all yelled in acknowledgement. It was just as he had suspected; the train station may not have been the enemy base, but it was where they were holding the supplies. It made sense, really; they wanted to move supplies quickly to their comrades. Of course they would place it near the train, and there were no buildings nearby that could hold the amount of supplies needed.

Okay, Rogue thought, first thing's first, I need to take out as many men as possible before going for the supplies.

Rogue took a deep breath, he had fought in plenty of skirmishes during the Second Division's march to Clover, but he had not actually killed anyone yet, he had merely incapacitated. This time, however, there was no room for error; incapacitating was far too risky. He had to kill for this to work.

They're the enemy, Rogue thought, some of the men here have probably hurt some civilians too.

Rogue inwardly chuckled, he was justifying death just like the Coalition was, the irony was not lost on him.

Taking another deep breath, Rogue moved behind a man who had broken from the crowd. Materializing from the shadows, Rogue drew his katana and slashed the man's throat. He moved the man behind the crates and quickly transformed into shadows once again, but not before looking at the face of the man who he had fatally injured. He was looking at him with utter shock and sadness.

Forgive me, Rogue thought sadly, I hope you find peace in the afterlife.

Things didn't have to be like this, Rogue continued, perhaps things could've been different had we just learned to coexist. You wouldn't have had to die if your leaders hadn't decided that war was better, and for that I'm sorry.

"Hey, Shū, hurry up with those guns! We need to move fast, dammit!" A soldier called out to the man.

Your name was Shū, huh? Rogue had a grim look on his face. Your death will weigh on me, Shū, as will all of your comrades here. Know that at least.

"Shū?" The soldier frowned. "Hey, you're not slacking off, are you kid?"

"Where the hell is he? I know I saw him a few minutes ago." Another added.

The first soldier raised an eyebrow suspiciously. "Kōjū, come on, kid's probably slacking off."

Kōjū loyally followed the first soldier as they searched for Shū. Rogue quickly moved behind Kōjū and slashed his throat. He quickly moved the man out of sight and dematerialized into shadows once again.

"Hey, Shū, where are you?!" The first soldier called out. "You better not be slacking off! You know that Caesar hates that!"

"Hey, Kōjū, you see him?"

The man did not get any response. "Kōjū?"

The soldier spun around to see that his comrade was nowhere in sight. "What the hell?" The soldier was now getting worried. He called out to a few men on the second floor. "Hey, did you guys see Kōjū? He was right behind me!"

The two were carrying a particularly heavy crate. "No, sorry!"

The two continued moving the crate. The soldier on the ground floor was starting to get worried. "Aww crap, don't tell me…"

Before he could go on any further, Rogue materialized again and slashed his throat. Rogue wanted to move his body, but saw a few men entering and quickly dematerialized into shadows again.

Things are about to get more difficult. He noted. At least none of them are stronger than the average grunts.

"What the hell? Atsuki is dead? Someone contact the captain! We may need his help!"

Though he was still in the shadows, Rogue could not help but sweat-drop as he sighed in annoyance. Ugh, so this is how Sting feels whenever he puts his foot in his mouth. Rogue lamented in frustration. I really shouldn't speak so soon.

Back in Crocus, Sting Eucliffe sneezed.

Oh well, might as well get rid of these guys before this captain shows up.

(Meanwhile)

"An enemy has infiltrated the train station? How? How did you idiots let whoever's doing this past the sentries? There is no way they could've gotten through!"

"Ugh, never mind, I'll be there as soon as possible. But at least one of you better still be alive to explain to me how someone got past all of our soldiers and is now hiding in the damn station picking you fools off one by one."

Aaroniero Arurruerie shook his head in frustration as he cut communication. "Babysitting grunts is so troublesome." He complained. "This is what we get for expanding our communication techniques."

Shortly after being resurrected, Aaroniero expanded on his broadcasting technique to now allow for communication between him, his comrades, and his subordinates. Caesar Clown may have been insane, but he was still a genius.

"Those fools may be insignificant, but those supplies aren't. We need to get moving."

(Pantherlily vs. Wapol)

Pantherlily was not an arrogant man by any means. He had certainly grown to be a confident and proud warrior due to his time with Gajeel Redfox, but he was not arrogant. He always gave his opponent the proper respect. However, he could not for the life of him take his new opponent seriously. Maybe it was because of how fat he was; maybe it's because of the fact that he was picking his nose at the moment; maybe it was just that strange laugh of his.

No, wait it can't be that last one. Gajeel's laugh was just as strange. Who's laugh sounds like 'Gi hi hi?'

Tin Plate Wapol took his finger out of his nose, looked at the booger in his index finger and ate it. Pantherlily groaned in shock and disgust at this. "Did you seriously just eat that?" He asked. "Please don't tell me you actually ate that!"

Wapol looked at him like he was stupid. "Well, of course, I'm hungry, why wouldn't I?"

"That was from your nose!" Lily yelled.

"And you know what," Wapol ignored Pantherlily's disgust, "I think it's time for the main course. I think I'd like a nice, delicious dish of human cat!"

"Munch Munch Pounce!" Wapol leapt at Lily with his enormous mouth wide open.

Pantherlily sidestepped and watched as Wapol crashed into a building. Wapol then chomped down on the building's wall and started chewing on it. "What kind of diet do you have?!" Lily screamed in surprise.

Ironically, the Exceed was saying all of this while forgetting that his partner and friend had just as strange a diet as Wapol did. Well…okay, Gajeel did not eat his boogers, so this guy probably had a stranger diet. At least, Lily hoped he did not.

"Stupid cat man," Wapol swallowed the wall. "I ate the Munch Munch Fruit. I can eat anything I want."

Pantherlily sweat-dropped at this. "That may be the most useless power I've ever seen in my life. And that's saying a lot, I once watched a dog-man fight with claws that could paralyze people."

Wapol's mouth dropped open in shock at how quickly the Exceed had dismissed him. "WHAT?!" He yelled. "How dare you call my mighty power useless! I am a king! Don't you know that it is against the law to insult the king?!"

"Chess, Kuromarimo, execute this criminal for his crimes!" Wapol demanded.

Wapol received no response. He then remembered something. "Oh yeah, those two are unconscious." He remembered.

Pantherlily almost fell over at this. "How did an idiot like you become a king?! It's an insult to someone like the young prince of Edolas—well, young king of Edolas now—that someone like you is actually a king!"

Wapol walked over to Chess and Kuromarimo. "Hey, don't ignore me!" Lily yelled.

Wapol then did something that surprised Pantherlily: He started eating both Chess and Kuromarimo. "Wh-what the hell? He's eating his own subordinates."

"Munch Munch Factory!" Wapol yelled. "Now, time to create a fusion for these two useless clods!"

Wapol then spat out a giant and combined version of Kuromarimo and Chess. "Behold, we are Chessmarimo!" The behemoth said in a double voice.

Pantherlily sweat-dropped. "And just when I thought your powers couldn't get any lamer." He muttered.

"Destroy him Chessmarimo!" Wapol ordered.

"Yes, my king." Chessmarimo said obediently as he charged Pantherlily.

Chessmarimo took out four axes. "Marimo's Super Surprise Quattro Axe!" Chessmarimo yelled, swinging the axes wildly.

Pantherlily groaned in annoyance and raised his sword, expertly blocking each axe with relative ease. This guy, Lily noted, even though his raw power has increased he's still sloppy.

I just need to wait for an opening and cut him down. Lily thought to himself.

"Munch Munch Tongue Chain!" Wapol suddenly yelled.

Pantherlily gasped in surprise as a chain suddenly wrapped around his sword and pulled it from his grip, leaving him to be slashed by all four axes at once. Lily gasped in pain as blood spurted from his injuries.

Damn, I should've figured he wouldn't fight fair. Lily thought in frustration.

"Ooh! This sword looks like it tastes good." He heard Wapol say in delight.

"HEY! Get the hell away from my sword!" Pantherlily yelled in anger, punching Chessmarimo in the face to keep him from interfering.

Wapol pulled the sword to his mouth with his Tongue Chain. Pantherlily then appeared in front of Wapol and punched him in the forehead, flooring the king and snapping his mouth shut, breaking the chain in the process.

Pantherlily grabbed his sword as Chessmarimo leapt at him in defense of his king. "Marimo's Super Surprise Quattro Hammer!" Chessmarimo took out four mallets.

Pantherlily quickly blocked the four hammers with his massive sword. "You know, if you want to catch me off guard, don't give your attack such a long name. Better yet, don't yell out the name of your attack!" Lily criticized.

Chessmarimo looked at Pantherlily like he was insane. "But, we must call out the name of our attack." He stammered.

"Why?!" Pantherlily yelled in annoyance.

Chessmarimo thought it over. "We just have to!" He yelled, attempting another attack on Lily. This time, he attempted to swing two of his hammers at Lily's side.

Lily leapt away as the attack ended up hitting Wapol instead. Chessmarimo screamed in shock and horror. "King Wapol, no!"

"You idiot, why did you hit me instead of him?!" Wapol yelled.

"Our apologies, Sir, the cat-man dodged!"

Wapol glared at Pantherlily. "You, why didn't you dodge?"

Pantherlily sweat-dropped. "Umm, because I didn't want to get hit?"

"Chessmarimo, what law did he just break?" Wapol inquired.

"Law 13, all citizens are required to protect their king from harm, even at the cost of their own life." Chessmarimo.

"I'm not even a citizen under your rule." Lily reminded him.

"Law 22, wherever King Wapol goes, all laws of Drum Kingdom apply to that place."

"That law doesn't even make any sense!" Pantherlily yelled. "You can't make up rules for other countries! They have their own laws!"

"Law 22 was absolute the minute it was approved by King Wapol, as such, all countries are required to followed it." Chessmarimo insisted.

Pantherlily shook his head. "Forget it, there's no reasoning with you two…or three, or whatever." He said.

"I couldn't agree more," Wapol said, "Chessmarimo, destroy him. I'm going to my 'kitchen.'"

Pantherlily's eyes widened at this. Kitchen? His Devil Fruit powers allow him to eat everything, and from what I saw with that chain he used in his mouth, he can use them as part of his body.

Pantherlily narrowed his eyes. Damn, this kitchen of his must be an armory of sorts. I can't let him get there!

"First thing's first," Wapol said as he devoured himself and spat himself out as a slimmer version of himself, "Lean and Mean Wapol!"

"Now I can get to the kitchen faster!" Wapol grinned as he started running away.

"No you don't!" Lily yelled, trying to run after him.

"Leave King Wapol alone!" Chessmarimo yelled back, drawing his axes once again.

Pantherlily narrowed his eyes at this as he blocked Chessmarimo's acts. "Get out of my way or I'm cutting you down for a second time!"

"We have the strength of both Chess and Kuromarimo, you won't beat us."

"You know, I'd be a bit more intimidated if your strength separated wasn't so pitiful." Pantherlily pointed out.

Chessmarimo glared at Pantherlily. "Die you freak!" He screamed, forcing back Pantherlily.

"Snow-Cutting Grass!" Chessmarimo yelled, sending a slicing shockwave across the ground towards Pantherlily.

Pantherlily swung his Musica Sword, dispersing the attack instantly. "See, you're still nowhere near my level."

Chessmarimo's glare hardened. He started twirling his axes rapidly. "Snow-Cutting Buzzsaw!" He yelled, sending shockwaves in the form of buzzsaws at Pantherlily.

Those are fast. Lily noted as he dodged all four shockwaves.

Chessmarimo yelled in anger as he charged Lily, swinging his axes wildly. "Die, freak, die!" He yelled.

"You know, that is really the pot calling the kettle black." Pantherlily frowned as he effortlessly blocked all of Chessmarimo's attacks. "You're not exactly normal looking yourself."

Chessmarimo tightened his grip on the axes upon hearing this. He found himself looking not at Pantherlily, but at Tony Tony Chopper, the one who defeated him on Drum Island.

"Silence! You're nothing but a freak just like that monster that dared to try and attack King Wapol! You should die just like he should! So die already!"

"Multi-Directional Snow Splitter!" Chessmarimo flailed even more wildly than before.

He's swinging his weapons with no purpose. What a fool. Lily thought in annoyance.

Closing his eyes, Pantherlily weaved his way through the attacks closer to Chessmarimo. This one, Lily thought as he was cut shallowly in several different places, is far too weak to deal lasting damage to me.

Even the slash to my chest he gave me earlier cannot cut through my body. For my body is covered by a will of iron. The will of Fairy Tail!

Gripping his Musica Sword with both hands, Pantherlily delivered a powerful slash to Chessmarimo's midsection.

"Flailing your arms like a madman leaves far too many openings in battle." Pantherlily told him as Chessmarimo collapsed onto his size. "The minute your start swinging your weapon with no purpose, you've already lost the fight."

"Curse…you…" Chessmarimo choked out as he lost consciousness.

"Whatever," Lily rolled his eyes, "now, let's go and track down your bastard of a king."

Pantherlily took a moment to sniff the air. "I certainly got a good idea of his scent thanks to being in such close contact with that bastard, so I can track him down pretty easily."

Pantherlily followed Wapol's scent, cutting down soldier after soldier as he tried to track down the detestable king.

Lily eventually reached a large building where Wapol's scent disappeared. "This must be his kitchen." Pantherlily realized.

"I took care of his subordinate quickly, so if I hurry I can stop him!"

Before Pantherlily could move into the kitchen, an explosion knocked him off his feet.

"Damn, don't tell me I'm too late." Pantherlily groaned.

"Ma ha ha! Ma ha ha ha ha ha!" He heard Wapol laughing. "The ultimate ability of the Munch Munch Fruit! Munch Munch Shock: Human Weapon!"

Wapol stepped out of the smoke. His body was covered in tons of weapons, from cannons, to guns, to even weaponized lacrima as well.

Pantherlily's eyes widened. He could almost see the power radiating off Wapol. Damn, I'm too late. Pantherlily came to the grim solution.

Pantherlily gripped the Musica Sword tightly. He's clearly a lot stronger than before…but I still have to try and defeat him, for the sake of my comrades!

Pantherlily yelled as he charged Wapol, preparing to swing his sword. Wapol grinned darkly as the two lacrima on his shoulders started to crackle with electricity. Pantherlily's eyes widened as he was suddenly struck by electricity.

Pantherlily screamed in pain at this. "Human Weapon: Arm Cannon!" Wapol yelled, firing two cannonballs at Pantherlily, striking the Exceed dead on.

Pantherlily cried out as he was sent backwards again by the blast. "Ma ha ha ha! See? This is the ultimate power of the Munch Munch Fruit! This is the power that could've gave me my kingdom back. Not even that damn Straw Hat brat could've beaten me with this power!"

Pantherlily chuckled weakly at this. "So you claim…but let me tell you something; the way Luffy is now, you still wouldn't stand a chance against him!"

"Not just Luffy, you'd still lose to quite a few people that are here tonight!"

Gajeel, Lily thought, you could take this guy with no problem.

"You can cover yourself with as many weapons as you want, but you're still just a second-rate fighter who happens to be a third-rate king. You're pitiful."

In spite of his injuries, Pantherlily managed to stand strong and grip his sword. "Come at me, third-rate king. Let me show you how pitiful you are."

Wapol glared at Pantherlily, furious that he was not cowering, groveling in fear of him. "If that's how it's going to be, than I'll simply keep blasting you until you realize who the real pitiful one is!"

With that, Wapol started to shock Pantherlily again, who continued to scream in pain. Wapol then started firing cannonballs at him as well. Eventually, Pantherlily dropped to his knees from the onslaught of the attack.

(With Flare Corona)

Flare Corona screamed in pain as she was sent into the wall by Nullpudding's latest attack. The former Raven Tail Wizard struggled to her feet, trying to survive against the onslaught from her former comrades.

Well, were they really her comrades? Looking back, Flare knew the answer to that. They were not. Lucy Heartfilia was more of a comrade and a friend to her than her fellow Raven Tail Wizards ever were, and she not only barely knew her, but Flare had tormented her for no real reason during the Grand Magic Games. Yet Lucy still treated her like a friend. Lucy was a comrade, Nullpudding and the rest of Raven Tail were not.

Nullpudding chuckled darkly at Flare. "Man, I love it when they screamed." He grinned. "It's always much more fun that way."

"Hey, get out of my way, Nullpudding." Black Snake demanded. "We agreed to alternate on attacks, remember?"

Nullpudding frowned at having his fun cut short. "Fine, fine, we did agree on that." Nullpudding sighed.

Black Snake grinned and stepped forward. "Now than, why don't I show you a little something I picked up from the Grand Magic Games, eh Flare?"

"Aerial Phose!"

Flare was slammed against the wall once again. She felt her head hit the wall, hard. She dropped to her knees.

"Ooh, that looked like it hurt." Black Snake mocked.

Before Flare could recover, she was struck in the side by Nullpudding, sending her flying back.

Ivan Dreyar watched this happen with glee on his face. Flare was certainly lasting longer than he had expected, and that made this much more enjoyable for him and his subordinates.

Black Snake stepped forward. "Sand Rebellion!" Black Snake yelled, swiping his hands around.

Flare screamed in pain as she was struck by the sand generated by Black Snake. The girl was soon sprawled on her back.

Nullpudding prepared for another attack. "Nullpudding, stop." Ivan suddenly ordered.

Nullpudding and Black Snake were surprised by Ivan's order. "What, Boss, why?" Nullpudding was shocked.

"Yeah, we want to keep torturing her." Black Snake added.

"Did you really think I would let you boys have all the fun?" Ivan grinned. "Look at her, she's at her limit. I will deal the final blow myself."

Nullpudding and Black Snake gasped at this. "Oh, of course, Master Ivan." Black Snake bowed respectfully.

"Go ahead Boss." Nullpudding added.

Ivan chuckled and stepped forward. With a swipe of his hand, Ivan sent a wave of Shikigami at Flare. Flare cried out as she was cut up by the Shikigami.

"Look at you, Flare, as pathetic as always." Ivan derided.

Flare gritted her teeth in anger despite the pain she was in. She could deal with all of this torture, but she could not let Ivan destroy her pride like that.

"Honestly, do you even know why I allowed you into Raven Tail?" Ivan inquired. "You were so easy to manipulate because you were so naive about the outside world. I could mold you into whatever I desired. You were the perfect, convenient little tool for me to use."

Ivan then narrowed his eyes in anger and sent another torrent of Shikigami at Flare. "But than you just had to go and show yourself to be what you really are: Useless! You couldn't even beat that blonde brat from Makarov's guild without Obra's help. Honestly, if the Magic Council hadn't disbanded us after the tournament, I would've banished you from the guild because of your pathetic displays during that tournament!"

Ivan then returned to his grin. "I simply cannot express in mere words how much I despise you, Flare. Only my stupid son and father probably surpass you in that regard."

"For that reason, you would not believe how happy I was when I heard what happened to the Sun Village when we took over Fiore. Honestly, for a bunch of giants they apparently didn't put up much of a fight. I guess they were weak in the face of what destroyed them. The only thing that would've made it better was if you hadn't escaped."

Flare's eyes widened in anger. "You…shut up!" She glared at him. "You have no right!"

Ivan frowned and knocked her back again with yet another wave of Shikigami Magic. "No, you have no right, Flare." He said. "Pathetic trash like you has no right to speak to someone like myself."

Flare chuckled at this as she coughed up blood. "Maybe I was pathetic once, but only because I was lumped in with people like you Ivan."

Ivan glared at her. "You're the one who's pathetic, Master." Flare told him mockingly. "You can boast about your superiority all you want, but you'll just end up falling like you did in the Grand Magic Games. In the end, you're weaker than me!"

"My family from the Sun Village was not weak. They had the resolve to give their lives to protect me. That's strength that a bastard like you could never have, because you don't know the meaning of love and family! That's why the giants were always my true family, not Raven Tail. And that's why no matter what you do, you'll never surpass Fairy Tail!"

Flare certainly knew where to hurt Ivan, as the fury on his face was now evident. Nullpudding and Black Snake were clearly offended as well. "You bitch!" Nullpudding screamed.

Black Snake stopped Ivan before he could move forward. "Master Ivan will punish her." He told him.

Ivan had barely contained fury on his face. "You ungrateful bitch!" He screamed. "I will destroy you with this attack! Do you hear me?! They won't be able to find a single trace of your body after this!"

Ivan then sent a massive wave of Shikigami Magic at Flare. Flare closed her eyes and awaited her fate. At least, I'll see you all again. She thought, smiling slightly.

The torrent of Shikigami crashed down on where Flare was. By the time the attack was finished, there was indeed nothing left of Flare. Ivan cackled madly at this. Nullpudding and Black Snake laughed as well.

"Well, what do you know, there really was nothing left of the bitch." Nullpudding grinned.

Ivan smirked. "Behold, boys, the punishment for those who dare stand against me, Ivan Dreyar."

Before the trio could celebrate any more, they heard a new male voice. "You know, beating up a defenseless, pretty damsel in distress isn't exactly a good way to get on my good side."

Ivan, Nullpudding and Black Snake looked up to see a man in Soul Reaper garbs…

…Holding Flare Corona on his shoulder.

Ivan furiously glared at the Soul Reaper who had stolen his kill from him. "Who the hell are you?"

Renji Abarai glared back down at Ivan. "I'm the knight."

(With Pantherlily)

Pantherlily was burnt and bleeding all over. He was completely exhausted from Wapol's onslaught. The Exceed collapsed onto his stomach. Dammit, Lily thought in frustration, I underestimated him. He's…too strong.

No sooner had he realized this, Pantherlily suddenly reverted back to his smaller form. No! I'm out of power, too! He thought in fear.

Wapol grinned at Pantherlily's change in appearance. "Well, I think I like this look for you better, cat." He said. "Yes, it fits you. Weak and pathetic in the eyes of a mighty king like myself."

Wapol stepped forward. "Now than, let's see how cats taste, shall we?"

Am I really going to die here? Pantherlily thought. This is how I'm going to die? Dishonoring my guild by losing to this man?

Wapol was soon standing over Lily. "It's too bad I don't have anything to add to you to make you taste better, but I guess plain will do just fine."

Pantherlily clenched his fists in anger. Dammit! He thought in anger.

Wapol opened his mouth and reached down to grab Lily. Suddenly, a massive club came out of nowhere and struck Wapol in the forehead, driving him away from Lily. Pantherlily's eyes widened in shock at this. He had been saved!

"Were you seriously gonna eat my cat, you fat bastard?" A familiar voice inquired angrily.

Gajeel Redfox leapt down in front of Pantherlily. "Gajeel…" Lily said weakly.

Gajeel looked absolutely enraged. "That ain't gonna fly with me." He said. "Why don't you taste my iron fists instead?"

Wapol clutched his head, groaning in pain. "Ugh, what the hell just hit me?" He wondered, getting to his feet.

Wapol glared at Gajeel. "You! Did you hit me?!"

Gajeel's serious and enraged face vanished, replaced by a confused one. "Uh, were you not listening?"

"Don't bother, Gajeel." Pantherlily said weakly. "He's not exactly the brightest star in the sky."

Gajeel looked at Lily. "Oh yeah? How dumb are we talking about? Salamander-dumb?"

"Worse."

Gajeel's eyes widened. "Worse?! You're kidding me! You mean this guy's dumber than Salamander?"

Gajeel looked at Wapol in surprise. "How do you function, Man?"

Wapol glared at Gajeel. "Don't you dare insult me!" He yelled. "Tongue Cannon!"

Gajeel rolled his eyes in annoyance as he held out his arm; catching the cannonball in the process. Wapol's eyes widened in surprise. "Impossible! How did a worthless cur like you stop my cannonball so easily?"

Gajeel then surprised Wapol by taking a bite out of the cannonball. Wapol watched in shock as Gajeel devoured the whole thing in seconds.

"Simple," Gajeel said, "stuff like that is a delicacy for an Iron Dragon Slayer like me."

(With Renji Abarai)

Ivan Dreyar stepped forward and addressed the Squad 6 Lieutenant perched up on the roof. "Soul Reaper!" Ivan called out. "That is a traitor to my guild you are holding there! You are currently interrupting her punishment! Let her go and we will not destroy you!"

Renji frowned. "No thanks!" He retorted. "The thing is, she's my comrade, and I wouldn't be a very good comrade if I let her continue getting beaten by you three"

"Oh, is that right?" Ivan grinned. "Very admirable, Soul Reaper, but I'm afraid the decision you've made will now cost you your life."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, really," Ivan said, "now, Obra, drain him of his power!"

Ivan did not get a response. He frowned in anger and impatience. "Obra, now!" He screamed.

Renji raised an eyebrow. "Hey, by any chance were you referring to this thing right here?" He inquired, holding up a familiar creature.

The three Raven Tail Wizards gasped in shock as they saw Obra's unconscious body being held up by Renji. "When I came here, I saw him giggling like a madman while you three were beating Flare up." Renji explained. "I didn't like that, so I stomped his head and knocked him out."

Ivan narrowed his eyes at this. Renji dropped Obra to the rooftop floor, and gently laid Flare down. "Now that we've got that out of the way, how do you want to do this?" He inquired.

"Um, I'm not sure I understand what you mean, Soul Reaper." Ivan admitted.

"Do you want to take me on one by one, or all at once?" Renji asked.

"Is that bastard seriously giving us an option?" Nullpudding was surprised.

"I don't think he's taking us seriously." Black Snake frowned.

"I'm surprised you're actually giving us a choice." Ivan admitted.

"Well, I don't want to make things unfair for your subordinates right there." Renji replied. "You can send them both after me if you want. Although if you really want a chance, all three of you might as well attack me at the same time."

"Why you!" Nullpudding screamed in anger, charging forward and leaping into the air.

"Nullpudding, no!" Ivan yelled.

Nullpudding sprouted needles out of his arms. "I'll show you!" He yelled. "I'll show you the power of Raven Tail, than you'll be sorry!"

Nullpudding slammed both of his arms onto the roof, only for Renji to away from the attack. Renji then placed the hilt of his Zanpakutō near Nullpudding's forehead and unsheathed his blade, sending the hilt into Nullpudding's head and Nullpudding himself flying into the building directly in front of the one Renji was on. Renji then sheathed his blade

Black Snake then leapt into the air. "Sand Rebellion!" He yelled, generating a wave of sand.

Renji acted quickly. He picked up Flare and Flash Stepped away from Black Snake's attack. He reappeared on another rooftop.

He then noticed Nullpudding getting to his feet. "Hey, not bad!" He mockingly complimented. "The last person I hit with my hilt was beaten by that attack."

"Bastard…" Nullpudding growled.

Renji then noticed Black Snake coming at him again. "High Speed Magic!" Black Snake yelled, speeding up. "Falcon Heavenward!"

Renji, while still holding onto Flare, drew his Zanpakutō and blocked Black Snake's kick. He then noticed Nullpudding coming at him. "Needle Blast!" Nullpudding yelled, attempting to hit Renji again.

Renji gritted his teeth and forced Black Snake away from him. He quickly raised his blade above his head to block Nullpudding's attack. The attack sent a noticeable shockwave off behind Renji. Nullpudding flipped over Renji and landed behind him.

Renji frowned at his opponent. "Hey, can't you at least wait until I set Flare down?" He inquired. "It's kinda hard to go all out when she's nearly keeps getting caught in the crossfire."

"After I'm done with you, she's next!" Nullpudding declared. "Better to take care of you both right now!"

Renji sighed. "I was afraid of that." He said, setting Flare down again as Nullpudding started to charge him again.

"Roar, Zabimaru!" Renji shouted, sending his now whip-like blade at Nullpudding.

Nullpudding's eyes widened in surprise. Before he could react, the blades were dug into his shoulder. Nullpudding screamed in pain at this. Then with a powerful yank downwards, Renji cleaved Nullpudding's arm off of his body.

Nullpudding continued to scream as he clutched the stump where his arm used to be. Renji then noticed Black Snake preparing for a second assault with High Speed Magic. He quickly whipped Zabimaru towards Black Snake, who noticed the attack coming towards him.

"Rock Body!" He yelled, changing the magic he was using.

The attack struck Black Snake, sending him into the side of a wall. "My arm," he heard Nullpudding whimper, "you cut off my arm."

Renji had a deadpan expression on his face. "Well, yeah. Those are a big part of your magic after all. I figured removing your arms would be a good way to ensure that you don't hurt anyone anymore. I just need to get your other arm…"

"Like hell you will!" Nullpudding screamed, sprouting a needle out of the stump where his arm used to be. "I'm going to kill you, and then I'll kill Flare!"

"Okay now that is gross." Renji frowned.

Nullpudding leapt at Renji, aiming the massive needle at him. "Die!" He screamed.

Renji sighed in annoyance as Nullpudding came towards him. He simply held out Zabimaru in front of him, stopping Nullpudding dead in his tracks. Nullpudding grinned and brought up his last arm over his head. "Needle Blast…" He began.

Renji knocked the giant needle away and quickly swung Zabimaru at Nullpudding's neck. The only reaction Nullpudding had time for was for his eyes to widen as the Shikai passed cleanly through his neck, decapitating him.

Nullpudding's headless body fell to the ground. "Killing you is even more effective than just removing your arms though." Renji noted. "I certainly can't let you keep hurting my friends after all. Sorry."

Renji then sensed Black Snake coming towards him again. He turned to see Black Snake leaping into the air. "You're certainly going to a lot of trouble to protect that traitor from us, Soul Reaper. And now you've even killed Nullpudding!" Black Snake noted angrily. "I wonder what you would do if anything happened to her?!"

Black Snake's fingers started to shine brightly. "Light Magic!" He shouted. "10 Rays of Light!"

Renji's eyes widened. An attack like that would come too fast for him to just pick Flare up. It was the speed of light after all. He quickly Flash Stepped in front of Flare and raised Zabimaru upwards. He gritted his teeth as five of the points of light pierced his body while the other five were blocked by Zabimaru.

Renji dropped to his knees at this while Black Snake gracefully landed. "You're real tough you know that?" Renji sarcastically told him. "Takes a lot of strength to attack someone that can't even fight back!"

"Oh boo hoo." Black Snake mocked. "Didn't we tell you that she was being punished? We're not at fault here. The only one's who's at fault is you for getting in our way."

Through all his gloating, Black Snake failed to notice Renji subtly moving the position of Zabimaru.

"Since you are so insistent on getting in our way though, you can join in her punishment." Black Snake told him.

Renji chuckled. "Punish me all you want, I've never been good at learning my lesson."

Renji smirked at him. "I'm just a dirty rat like that."

"Roar!" He yelled, swinging Zabimaru diagonally.

Black Snake gasped, realizing he had been tricked. He had no time to dodge as he was slashed by Zabimaru. Black Snake gasped in pain as he fell backwards onto his back.

Meanwhile, Renji got to his feet. "Well, other than getting pierced by those lights, I'd say that went exactly as I expected it too."

Renji walked to the edge of the roof and looked down at Ivan, who did not look happy. "Looks like you're the only one left now." He noted. "Why don't you come on up since you don't have any more subordinates to hide behind."

Ivan narrowed his eyes. "I was not hiding behind them, Soul Reaper." He said.

"Rather, you were." He continued. "And you're going to regret coming out of hiding by the time this is over."

(Gajeel Redfox vs. Wapol)

With his cannonballs failing to injure Gajeel, Wapol resorted to attacking with the lacrima on his shoulders instead. Gajeel frowned in disappointment. Can't believe Lily lost to a guy like this. He thought. Must've been weakened by a previous fight.

Wapol then revealed more lacrima on his elbows. "Die, Iron Dragon Slayer!" He yelled, shooting fire from his lacrima.

Gajeel narrowed his eyes. "Iron Dragon Scales."

The fire from the lacrima enveloped Gajeel. Wapol grinned darkly. "Farewell, trash." He stated insultingly.

The flames suddenly dispersed with a swipe of Gajeel's hands. "Is that it, Fat-ass?" Gajeel inquired, frowning. "If you really think that's gonna be enough to take me out, than you're definitely a lot dumber than Salamander."

"I mean, really, those flames are nowhere near Salamander's level. Hell, after experiencing Salamander's flames, anything else seems cold as ice." Gajeel continued.

"Cold as ice, huh?" Wapol growled in anger. "Well than, let's see how you like both lightning and fire!"

Wapol fired from all of his lacrima, combining lightning and fire in two beams of Magic Energy. Gajeel frowned and crossed his arms in an x-form. Wapol watched in surprise as Gajeel easily blocked the attacks.

"If you're trying to impress me now, you're failing miserably." Gajeel told him. "Salamander mastered that particular ability already. A bunch of miserable lacrima, even weaponized lacrima that the military uses, are nothing compared to what he can bust out."

Wapol glared at Gajeel for insulting him again. "After Fairy Tail's disbandment, I joined the Magic Council. I'll admit, it certainly isn't my first career choice but I had my reasons. One of them was to try and seek out worthy opponents in the form of criminals taking advantage of the void left by the Baram Alliance." Gajeel explained. "That way, when everyone came back and Fairy Tail started up again, I could kick ass, take names, and establish myself as top dog in the new Fairy Tail Guild."

Gajeel sighed. "But do you wanna hear something disappointing, Fat-ass? Not a single guy I brought down and arrested proved to be as big a challenge as Salamander and all of the people I fought when I was a part of Fairy Tail. I guess in the end, Fairy Tail had a tendency to attract seriously strong enemies."

"So, I tried to make up for it by putting myself through the training courses the Council puts their recruits through at difficulty levels that are supposed to be restricted, and do you know what? That still wasn't enough for me. Those weaponized lacrima that you're using; I've already been hit by plenty of those back on the training courses at the highest level."

Gajeel grinned. "I'm afraid the only way to damage me is power from flesh and blood, not some dumb inventions. Your power is nothing to me."

"Nothing? Nothing?!" Wapol furiously screamed. "I am the King of Black Drum Kingdom! Don't you dare look down on me you filthy commoner!"

"Munch Munch Shock: Foot Wheels!" Wapol yelled, sprouting wheels on the bottom of his feet.

Wapol rolled towards Gajeel, who caught him and stopped him dead in his tracks.

"Got you!" Wapol yelled, biting forward.

Gajeel gritted his teeth and moved his body away from the attack. However, Wapol did managed to graze him, taking away some of his scales in the process. Wapol swallowed the scales and showed displeasure. "Ugh, I better find something to put on you when I eat you!"

"How about no?" Gajeel growled. "Iron Dragon Sword."

Wapol gasped in pain as he was sent reeling backwards. He then lost his balance due to the skates and fell on his back. Gajeel sweat-dropped at the pathetic display. "You sure putting wheels on your feet was a good idea?" He inquired.

Wapol managed to get to his feet. "How dare you make a king lose his balance!"

"That was totally your fault!" Gajeel yelled comically.

Wapol shook in anger. "Damn you," he said, "Tongue Cannon!"

Gajeel raised his arms and blocked the attack. However, the sheer force still knocked him backwards.

Wapol looked down at his gut, where Gajeel had cut him. "You hit me in the head, and then you slash me." Wapol growled. "It's one thing to strike a king, but to make him bleed is unforgivable! That is royal blood you are spilling! You have no right to do such a thing!"

Wapol took aim at Gajeel. "Prepare for my strongest attack! And than we will see just how durable you really are, commoner!"

"Munch Munch Shock: Razing Upchuck!" Wapol yelled, firing every single weapon on his body at once.

Gajeel calmly stood his ground as the attacks exploded all around him. Wapol grinned at this. "Ma ha ha! See? That is what happens when you go against a king, commoner!"

When the smoke cleared, however, Gajeel was revealed to be unharmed. However, his scales had cracked in several places. Gajeel noticed this and grinned. "Well what do you know? You weren't a total waste of time after all. I guess you do have potential if you were able to crack my scales."

Wapol's eyes widened in fear. "Now, it's my turn." Gajeel grinned, taking a deep breath.

"W-wait!" Wapol pleaded. "You may be a commoner now, but I can make you something better. Join my kingdom! I'll give you whatever rank you want!"

"Iron Dragon Roar!" Gajeel yelled.

Wapol screamed in fear as he attempted to turn tail and run, only to stumble due to him losing his balance on the skates that were still on his feet. As a result, Wapol was struck by a massive tornado filled with several metal shards. When the attack finally ended, Wapol was lying on his stomach, unconscious. The metal shards that had cut him up all over the place were laying around him.

"Sorry, Fat-ass," Gajeel said, "but I'll definitely take being a commoner in Fairy Tail over working for a creep like you."

Gajeel walked over to Pantherlily, who was struggling to stay consciousness. "You okay, Lily?" He asked, concerned for his closest friend.

"I'll live," Pantherlily replied, "I can't believe I lost to a guy that weak."

"Don't beat yourself up," Gajeel said, "I can tell just by looking at that guy he didn't beat you because he was stronger than you."

Gajeel picked him up. "Come on, let's get you to the medical tents." He said with uncharacteristic care and compassion.

(With Caesar Clown)

Caesar Clown looked irritated as he listened to the sounds of battle going on all over Clover Town. "I cannot believe those fools haven't taken care of the enemy yet." He shook his head. "I guess it just goes to show how useless an army of brutes are without the intelligence of a genius such as myself."

Caesar looked at the unconscious form of Lisa Yadōmaru. "You are proof of that, aren't you. All that brute strength you Vizards had meant nothing without strategy."

"Than again, no strategy could have helped you against my Gas Gas Fruit." Caesar added arrogantly.

"Butcher him, Kubikiri Orochi!"

Caesar frowned as he was suddenly bifurcated by Hiyori Sarugaki from behind. He sighed as he reformed instantly, much to a panting and struggling Hiyori's anger. "Bastard," she growled.

Caesar raised an eyebrow. "And here I thought you had already succumbed to my Gas Robe." He noted. "You are more resilient than I had expected. I honestly thought your small size made you more susceptible to my poisons."

"Piss off, Creep!" Hiyori snarled. "I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to Lisa and me!"

"I'm afraid not." Caesar waved his hand. "Land of Nothing."

Before Hiyori could move forward, she suddenly found it difficult to breathe. "I…can't breathe…what the hell did you do?"

"This attack removes oxygen from the area." Caesar explained as Hiyori collapsed to the ground, immediately losing consciousness. "I'm afraid you are done, my dear."

Caesar cancelled his attack and watched the two. "Now than, let's see how your particular bodies react to my poisons."

"Slam, Tengumaru!"

Caesar looked off to the side to see a flaming club coming straight towards him. Caesar's eyes widened as his body exploded upon contact with the flaming club, sending him flying back into a building.

Caesar groaned in pain as Love Aikawa appeared in front of him. "These are my friends you just hurt, Gas-Man." He told him. "Not cool."

"Another Vizard, huh?" Caesar growled. "And you're clearly stronger than these two I just beat."

"Excellent," Caesar continued, "I suppose I can run another experiment before I help out the rest of the Coalition."

"You know what, I'd like to run an experiment too." Love admitted. "Here it is: What happens when I kick your ass? I hypothesize that I leave you beaten, bloodied, bruised, and maybe even dead."

(With Rogue Cheney)

Rogue panted as he stood around the corpses of every single guard in the train station; even the ones that had been standing guard outside, as they had come in when they had heard nothing from their comrades.

"Okay," he said, "now it's time to take care of the supplies in this place."

"We think not."

Rogue frowned in annoyance. "I thought I sensed someone new coming in. I was honestly hoping I had more time."

Aaroniero Arurruerie chuckled. "Aww, don't get so upset." He said. "You can't always match up with the speed of an Espada after all."

Aaroniero looked around and frowned. "So, are every single one of our men dead?" He inquired.

"Yes," Rogue replied.

Aaroniero sighed in anger and annoyance. "Damn, and we even told one of those idiots to stay alive. How the hell are we supposed to explain that a bunch of low-level peons all died at the hands of one guy and put our supplies in danger?"

"Who the hell is this we?"

"Oh, where are our manners? We are Aaroniero Arurruerie, Espada 9. And we are extremely upset with you for killing our men; now we have to take the fall for their failures."

"Is that all they meant to you?" Rogue growled.

Aaroniero shrugged. "They were expendable peons. They're meant to take the fall for their superiors. Now, unless I kill you, I'm going to get in trouble for losing our supplies."

Aaroniero pointed Nejibana at Rogue. "But enough about my problems, I'm going to take my anger out on you if you don't mind."

"That's fine," Rogue channeled his shadows onto his katana, "because I'm going to take my anger out on you for brushing aside the deaths of your comrades."

Aaroniero smirked. "This is gonna be fun."

Omake: Why Certain Worlds Were Not Involved 2

"So this is where the Holy Sword Excalibur resides in." Chitsujo looked around the damp, dark cave he was currently walking in.

When observing this world, known as the Death Weapon World, Chitsujo had ultimately decided that his 'candidate' should be paired with the legendary Holy Sword. The idea just sounded so heroic and perfect.

"I hope I'm going the right way. I know there's only been one path so far, but it never hurts to ask for directions." Chitsujo said to himself.

He then noticed a fairy flying towards him. He smiled at the fairy politely. "Excuse me," he called out, getting the fairy's attention, "is this the way to the Holy Sword Excalibur?"

The fairy froze for a moment, than revealed a look of…well, it was kind of hard to describe with one word, so we will use several: Disgust, annoyance, despair, defeat, you get the idea. The fairy flew past Chitsujo before he could say anything else.

"I wonder what that was all about?" He wondered. "She didn't even answer my question."

Chitsujo sighed and continued walking forward. He eventually found himself in a large room where a beautiful looking sword was etched into the ground in the middle. "I may be pointing out the obvious, but that must be Excalibur." Chitsujo noted.

Chitsujo walked up to the blade and placed his hand on the hilt. "I guess the only thing left to do is pull out this sword and see what happens."

Chitsujo placed both hands on the hilt and gave it a quick pull. The blade popped right out of the ground and started to shine. Chitsujo watched in amazement as the blade started to transform. "Amazing," he said breathlessly, "it's so…so…"

Chitsujo than got a good look at Excalibur's true, miniature form. "Lame." He finished.

"Salutations," Excalibur said, "since you have freed me, I take it that you know who I am?"

"Well, yes…"

"Fool!"

Chitsujo blinked in surprise. "Excuse me?"

"My legend dates back to the 12th Century, of course you know who I am." Excalibur pointed out.

"I just said that I did know you." Chitsujo sweat-dropped.

"Now than, good sir, what is your favorite number?"

Well, that was certainly an odd question. "Umm, well, I guess it is…"

"Fool!"

"But you just asked me what my favorite number was." Chitsujo reminded him, now in complete shock of his personality.

Excalibur prepared to say something else. However, he seemed to change his mind and said. "Now than, let us begin."

"Don't change the subject just like that!"

Excalibur took out a large stack of papers seemingly out of nowhere and shoved them into Chitsujo's hands. "There are one thousand provisions in total if you are to become my Meister." He explained. "While all of them are important, the one that I must stress the most is the five hour storytelling session."

Chitsujo's eyes widened as an even larger sweat-drop than before made its way down his head. "Perhaps you would like to hear my tale?" Excalibur inquired.

Chitsujo wanted to say no, but Excalibur had already begun. "It all began on a warm Tuesday morning. And what a fine Wednesday it was."

(Later)

A pale and wide-eyed Chitsujo stumbled his way back to the entrance of the cave. On the way back, he met the fairy from before.

"Hello," she greeted, "did you meet Excalibur?"

After a brief moment, Chitsujo's face contorted into the same look the fairy had given him before. With that, he went back to stumbling past her.

The fairy sighed and gave the man a sympathetic look. "Yep, he met him alright."

The universe must never know that on this day, the Being of Order was beaten by the world's most powerful, yet annoying Death Weapon, the Legendary Holy Sword Excalibur!

A.N: For those of you who don't know, this particular world was the world of Soul Eater, a very fun anime and actually the third anime I watched after D-Gray Man and FMA Brotherhood. For those of you who do know, I'm sure we all remember Excalibur. Ugh…I wasn't even in the show and watching characters deal with him gave me a headache, and made me laugh too, but that's beside the point.

Now, I'll admit, cliffhangers get annoying even for me to end with, but that's really how anime and manga roll when it's all said and done. They end on cliffhangers until the end of the story arc, so what can you do in the end, am I right?

Now than, onto the Q&A

To Painlover792, patience is a virtue, my friend. You'll see some Ichigo-action in due time. Unfortunately, it'll be when the First Division fights again, which is a ways away.

To videomaster166, Not at all, the omakes exist for humor and humor alone. They're really not meant to be taken seriously in the end, other than for a good laugh.

To AnimeEmperor, I actually did one for the Alliance already. I know that it is somewhere in the late thirties or early forties.

To Devilslayer420, They are indeed, I myself am quite excited about it. Now, as for the reactions.

Ichigo: Oh my God he's a parent now…

Rukia: Aww, what cute kids.

Natsu: Naruto, your son painted my face! What the hell are you gonna do about it?

Lucy: How did Naruto get married? I haven't even had my first boyfriend!

Erza: What adorable children…why do you have a paintbrush in your hand, Boruto?

Luffy: Hey, Boruto, do you like food?

Nami: Naruto, did you even know how kids were made back than?

Robin: You are such a polite girl, Himawari.

Franky: SUPER!

To darkmachines, even if Grimmjow was strong, Zeref has always struck me as the type to have high standards, especially when Natsu is involved.

Yeah, I did mean the remaining five, my bad.

Now, as for the team-ups between Espada and Sternritter, the only thing I can think of off the top of my head is Grimmjow and Bazz-B, just because seeing those two argue because they're literally the same person sounds hilarious.

To Guest 1, Maybe he will, maybe he won't. You'll just have to wait and see.

To 333Lucy, ah, that's my bad. Well, the reactions would go something like this.

Natsu: What? Lucy can't marry that creepy guy, she won't be able to go on jobs anymore!

Gray: Is it too early to object?

Erza: Lucy, I swear I will save you from the clutches of that evil perverted man-lion!

Happy: He loves you.

Juvia: Yes! My love rival is out of my hair!

Now for the reactions to Lucy's love for her friends and spirits.

Ichigo: I get it, Zangetsu isn't just my partner, he isn't my friend.

Luffy: That's good, you should always be loyal to your friends.

Naruto: You've definitely got the Will of Fire, Lucy.

Now, Samui x Elfman.

Omoi: Samui dating? She's the ice queen though! How did Elfman melt her heart? Does that mean hell is freezing over? What if hell freezes over so much the dead walk the earth? And then the zombie apocalypse happens…

Karui: No, I lost to Samui again.

Atsui: Damn, sis, you got a real man. That's hot.

Mirajane: Aww, good for you, Elfman.

Lisanna: Way to go, big brother Elf.

Evergreen: Damn you…

Considering that most of the pairings are definitely crack pairings (and I'm just pointing this out based on who was paired with who), most of them would react with absolute disbelief over being paired with someone they see no chemistry with.

Now, Cana x Kankurō

Gildarts: Hurt my daughter, and you die, Doll-boy.

Temari: Aww, you found someone who can look past your love for dolls and makeup. That's so sweet.

Gaara: Well done, Kankurō.

Lucy would probably say to the majority of them: "Insult me all you want, all I need is the approval of my friends from Fairy Tail!"

Next, Lucy x Grimmjow

Ulquioirra: Trashy man meets trashy girl, it fits.

Nnoitra: Ooh, have you been disciplining her, Grimmjow?

Natsu: Oi, you better not hurt Lucy!

Erza: Lucy, are you sure dating this man is…safe?

Next, Luffy x Orihime.

Nami: Does Luffy even know what dating is?

Sanji: Damn you Luffy!

Hancock: No!

Ichigo: Er…you sure Orihime?

Tatsuki: Great, Orihime just had to find someone more out there than she is.

No problem, by the way, being nice is the natural thing to do. You guys, along with everyone else reading this are taking time out of your day to read my work so the least I can do is be nice. I mean, I don't want to come off as rude, or arrogant, or anything else like that to my readers, because that's just not cool.I especially don't want to be like that to fellow creative people. This is actually the main reason why I do this Q&A, because I want to establish a friendly relationship with my readers.

If that OC is for me though, I appreciate it, but the thing is I'm not accepting OCs, sorry.

I haven't seen X-Men. Other than the Avengers movies and Batman, I've never been much of a superhero guy.

Heh, yeah, jumped the gun on that anniversary. Sorry. I got so excited being close to it, I just totally jumped the gun. The real anniversary is May 18th.

WHATTHEHELL, how I get Aquarius back is a secret of course. I can't reveal all of my tricks after all.

Now than, Lucy x Gaara

Naruto: Hey, way to go man, you've found some happiness.

Kankurō: Gaara found a girl first? Is the apocalypse coming?

Temari: Gaara is now a man. I'm so happy

Luffy x Wendy

Erza: Wendy, aren't you a bit young to be dating.

Lucy: I'm inclined to agree with Erza on this one.

Nami: Luffy, you do know that this makes you a pedophile, right?

Zoro: She's a bit young for you, Luffy

Temari x Zoro

Gaara: The first words you will hear out of me if you make Temari cry are 'Sand Coffin' Roronoa.

Kankurō: I think I'll leave the protective-brother crap to Gaara.

Shikamaru: Troublesome, at least she'll get off my back.

Elfman x Tenten

Lee and Guy: So youthful!

Mirajane: Aww, you got such a polite and sweet girlfriend, Elfman.

Evergreen: But I thought we…ugh, never mind. I'm gonna go see if Freed, Bickslow, and Laxus is available.

Kisame x Lisanna

Elfman and Mirajane: Hurt my sister and you die.

Itachi: Kisame, please do not hurt that girl. She seems like the fragile type.

Franky x Momo

Zoro: This seems wrong.

Robin: I hope she knows what she's getting into.

Tōshirō: Momo is like my little sister. Don't even think about hurting her.

I'm going to have to skip Akon x Sabo. Addressing yaoi is not something I do. I don't have a problem with it, I just prefer to avoid it.

Nami x Natsu

Lucy: Does Natsu even understand the first thing about women? Every single girl he knows he treats like a buddy, and not as a woman.

Gray: How did Flame Brain…ugh, never mind.

Erza: Natsu, you've finally grown up.

Lisanna: No…

Luffy: You can't date Nami? She still has to be our navigator, Natsu!

Sanji: No!

Robin: Well done, Natsu, Nami.

Franky: Super!

Brook: Does this mean I can't ask for panties anymore?

Sakura x Laxus

Freed: Dammit!

Bickslow: What, you can't get a chick with a chest, Laxus? Come on man, you're Laxus-freaking-Dreyar!

Makarov: Laxus my boy, I am proud of you.

Naruto: No, Sakura why?

Ino: Forehead girl beat me? Impossible! I refuse to believe that!

Itachi x Mirajane

Sasuke: You've chosen well, Itachi

Kisame: Itachi, it appears you are a ladies man at heart my friend.

Elfman: Way to go, Sis!

Lisanna: He's kinda terrifying, but he seems…nice.

Kisame x Baby 5

Trebol: How many is this now, Baby 5? 9, 10?

Buffalo: Ugh, not again.

Doflaming: Don't make me kill this one as well, Baby 5.

Sai: What about me? Dammit!

Itachi: Kisame, just because she can't say no to anyone doesn't imply consent.

Monet x Kabuto

Law: Two twisted human beings. You two deserve each other.

Doflamingo: He seems like he'd make a good addition to the Family.

Orochimaru: What an interesting girl, Kabuto. Would you mind allowing some experiments to be done?

Nnoitra x Angel

Cobra: Angel, I can here nothing but perverted thoughts from this guy.

Yukino: Sis, really?

Granz x Yukino

Nnoitra: You gonna tame this one, Granz? I'm not gonna lie, I always thought you were gay.

Angel: Don't even think about hurting my little sister, Pinky.

Sting: Yukino's the princess of Sabertooth. We get pissed when our princess is hurt, buddy.

Oh, God, if Lucy met Nnoitra, she would immediately become his target to become his 'slave.' Now, as for the reactions.

Natsu: Stay away from Lucy or I'm going to burn right through that Hierro of yours.

Gray: Sorry, not handing over a friend to a creep like you.

Erza: I can tell just by looking at you that you have nothing but hostile thoughts for Lucy.

Ichigo: Stay the hell away from her, Nnoitra.

Kenpachi: Oh, focusing on a girl now, Nnoitra? And here I thought you wanted a rematch.

To Guest 2, Thank you, glad to see that was well received.

To JadenCage, Oh, my 50th chapter falls on that day? Cool. Anyways, I can't really reveal what Gray's opinion of those characters are. I don't watch Avatar, so I can't say for sure what the reactions to those would be.

To Guest 3, most would be shocked at the fact that Alucard is practically invincible, and disgusted that he's kind of a major a-hole.

To Lightningblade49, Well, it kinda comes with the fact that I can't respond via PM's with most of them, but honestly, I don't mind.

To Nothingness93, Maybe you're right, but whether that'll happen or not remains to be seen.

To Guest 4, No problem. Like I said to your sister, being genuinely nice and encouraging to people taking time out of your day to read my work is the least I can do.

To TheSolInvictus, Things are still a bit normal, but things are gonna pick up the longer it goes on.

Now, as for the reactions

Mei x Shunsui

Mei: Hmm, I could think of worse men.

Shunsui: I could think of worse women.

Kisuke x Robin

Kisuke: Mmm, I wouldn't mind.

Robin: I would

Gin x Anko

Gin: Sorry, but I have eyes for Rangiku and Rangiku alone.

Anko: I don't date men that remind me of my old sensei.

Lee x Mashirō

Lee: This could certainly be a youthful relationship.

Mashirō: I may finally have someone to do my poses with!

Sasori x Giselle

Sasori: This one may actually make me fear for my life. That's saying a lot because it takes a lot for me to die. And I'm note even sure that she's even a woman.

Giselle: Aww, Sori might be fun to date.

Naruto x Halibel

Naruto: Me and Halibel? Not to sound creepy, but I really wouldn't mind that.

Halibel: I refuse to be tied down with a disgusting man.

Naruto x Hinamori

Naruto: Isn't she a bit young for me?

Hinamori: If anything it's actually the other way around.

Naruto x Rangiku

Naruto: Oh hell yes!

Rangiku: Um, actually I'm still kinda moving on from Gin…

Ichigo x Levy

Ichigo: Levy seems like a nice girl and all, but no…

Levy: I'm kinda interested in someone else.

Kisuke x Konan

Kisuke: Fine with me.

Konan: The Angel of the Rain will not be stained by dating a homeless pervert.

Byakuya x Shizune

Byakuya: My loyalty is to Hisana.

Shizune: Oh my (blushes)

Ace x Temari

Ace: You know, I actually have never thought about dating. Temari might be a fun start.

Temari: Fun? That's all you can think of!

Kabuto x Giselle

Kabuto: Uh, no…

Giselle: Aww, I'm not good enough for you, Kabu?

To Blindguy95, Thank you.

To Hades the Scribe, check the response to DevilSlayer420, he asked something similar.

To KratosTheGodofWar, I have played God of War. Awesome series. Now, as for the reactions.

Enel: No! I refuse to believe that a weakling like him has killed a god!

Tenryubito: How dare he stand against gods?!

Gorosei: This man is too much of a threat. He must be eliminated.

Lucci: A man who killed gods? He might be a bigger challenge than Straw Hat.

Kaku and Jabra: Damn.

Doflamingo: You killed gods? You may be a bigger threat than D.

Mihawk: Such interesting blades you've got there, and to think that they've even killed gods. Want to test them against the world's strongest sword?

Luffy: Cool, I beat up a god too.

Zoro: So what, my captain beat up a god.

Usopp: You are terrifying.

Sanji: You also slept with the Goddess of Love, right? Dude, you are my freaking hero. Besides the killing part.

Natsu: Whoa, you're a god slayer too, like that Zancrow guy?

Gray: You did all of this with no regards for consequences? Really?

Lucy: Whoa, you are scarier up close. Yeah, you definitely killed gods.

Erza: You did all this for revenge? You damn fool.

Ichigo: Come near my friends, and I'll crush you.

Naruto: I've beaten up a few gods too, it's no big deal.

Sasuke: Interesting…

Sakura: Whoa…

Tsunade: As long as your no threat to the village, we're cool.

A: What do you say we fight some time? I'd very much like to see the power of a god killer?

Onoki: Damn, just seeing what you did to those gods makes me ache in pain all over. But, maybe that's cause I'm so old.

Gaara: Hmm…

Yamamoto: Those gods are weak, compared to me. I am far more powerful than them.

Komamura: We are gods as well. I do hope you don't get any ideas, Kratos.

Dragon: A man who challenged gods as well, I can respect that. Especially since you won.

Shanks: Damn, even I might have trouble against this guy.

Yhwach: You've killed the Olympians? Let's see how you compare against the Quincy King.

Blackbeard: Ze ha ha ha! Why don't you join my crew, Kratos? We can rule the world with your power.

Zeref: You have caused nothing but destruction with your actions! Repent, Kratos!

Madara: Humph…

Aizen: If I had achieved godhood, you would've definitely been unable to compare to me, Kratos.

Kaguya: You are still nothing compared to me.

Sengoku: You must be eliminated.

Kakashi: Huh, well, I'm now scared of you.

Akainu: In the name of justice, I will destroy you.

Aokiji: You're not thinking of killing the gods of our world are you? That's gonna get you on a lot of people's hit-lists, Kratos.

Kizaru: Whoa, now that's scary.

Smoker: Monster…

Tashigi: Murderer…

Makarov: I do hope that you don't try that on my children. I don't want to have to use Fairy Law on you.

Ichibe: Filthy human, you really should know your place.

Nimaya: Damn, Kratos got the moves.

Kirinji: Geez, imagine the damage he'd do to the palace.

Senjumaru: Ugh, he just wears a loincloth, how am I gonna sew any traps on him when he barely wears anything!

Kirio: Hmm…

To Lewis, I have seen D-Gray Man, FMA Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Kill la Kill, Higurashi, Nisekoi, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Needless, Highschool of the Dead, Highschool DxD, SAO, and Attack on Titan. I'm currently in the middle of Magi, Gurren Lagan, Sekirei, Rosario Vampire, Blue Exorcist, and Future Diary.

Next, the reactions. Starting with the one involving Yhwach

Mard Geer: You…how dare you do that to Mard Geer!

Wapol: How could you do that to me? I'm a king, damn you!

Doflamingo: My arm! You didn't even leave anything for me to put back together with my strings.

Moriah: Ack! How could you! How am I suppose to steal shadows with one arm?

Spandam: Eek (faints)!

Kuro: Damn you!

Hody Jones: Filthy human, how dare you do this to me?!

Brain: Damn maggot…

Zero: Heh, I kinda like you Yhwach. You love destruction as much as I do.

Hades: You bastard, you think this means anything to me? I've literally faced death at Zeref's hands! This pain is nothing to me!

Midnight: This pain…it's nothing compared to other times…

Orochimaru: Heh, I'll just create something to regenerate, fool!

Deidara: Damn you! You've nearly taken my ability to make art away from me!

Hidan: Ow, that hurts you bastard! I may be immortal but that still freaking hurt!

Kakuzu: Ugh, I don't think I've ever had to regenerate like this before.

Kimimaro: Damn you, how can I be useful to Lord Orochimaru like this?

Tayuya: You bastard, you blew my damn arm off!

Kidōmaru: The difficulty of this game has officially gone up.

Lucci: How dare you…

Kaku: Ow! Come on, Man! A giraffe can only move with four good limbs.

Maynard: Why am I always getting severely injured?

Onigumo and Doberman: Bastard!

Kyōka: How dare you do this to me! I'm a demon from the Books of Zeref.

Jackal: Bastard, that freaking hurt!

Franmalth: You blew off my arm! How much will this sin cost you!

Now Ywhach's replies

To Mard Geer, Hody, Lucc, Kyōkai: I dare because you are still beneath me.

To Wapol: Interesting, I am a king as well you know.

To Doflamingo: I do believe that was the point.

To Moriah: Simple, you don't.

To Spandam: Weakling

To Kuro, Brain, Deidara, Tayuya, Jackal, Onigumo, and Doberman: Hate me as much as you want. You are not strong enough to make a difference against me.

To Zero: Not quite, I love peace before destruction.

To Hidan and Kakuzu: Your immortality means nothing to me.

To Kimimaro: I do not care much for your loyalty to Orochimaru.

To Kidōmaru: I'm afraid I do not understand your reference.

To Kaku: You're going to have to get used to three limbs.

To Maynard: Simple, you're weak.

To Franmalth: Absolutely nothing.

Now, the reactions to Kenpachi

Mard Geer: Impossible, how could Mard Geer's thorns not hurt this man? Will I be forced to use Memento Mori?

Jackal: No way, no matter how much I blow this guy up, he just keeps going! What the hell is he?

Doflamingo: This is starting to get annoying.

Kyōka: He's resisting my Sensation Curse? How the hell is that even possible?

Deidara: How dare he resist my art! This is infuriating!

Hidan: This guy…he's completely taking my ritual like it's nothing. I freaking love this guy!

Lucci: Unbelievable…

Kaku: This guy's shrugging off all of my Tempest Kicks like they're nothing.

Jabra: What the hell…how is this possible?

Kuro: My Out of the Bag attack is having no effect on him.

Brain: There's no way…how could this maggot be stronger than me?

Diamante: What the hell? Even my Hangetsu Glaive has done nothing against him!

Orochimaru: This one is definitely going to make a fine host…if I can just hit him!

To thewhitedragon1993, As you can see, I have.

To Guest 5, that chapter was awesome, so was Fourth Gear.

To Guest 6, kinda hard to say, considering we've never actually seen bounties in Soul Society, and we've only seen bounties for Asuma and Chiriku in the Ninja World. So I really can't say for sure.

To Guest 7, Videl would thank the old lady, but would probably not give it to her father. From what I've heard, her relationship with her father is pretty strained.

To Guest 8, okay, starting with the Sternritter retorts

Liltotto: The only thing those losers are good for is food.

Meninas: I think I'll smash their heads in, sorry.

Candice: Shut up, before I fry you!

Giselle: Nah, I'm going to turn them into zombies. In fact, I'm gonna turn you into a zombie as well.

Bambietta: Screw that, I'm blowing every single one of you up!

Driscoll: Bah, hell no. It's painful to be weak. I'm gonna kill every single one of them.

Bazz-B: Che, I won't even need to use my fingers. Maybe I'll just use a Heilig Pfeil.

The two will furiously tell them that they cannot kill the creators of this world.

The Sternritter would refer to them as trash and false gods, compared to Yhwach.

Now the replies to the Nobles

Candice: I think I'm going to shut you up now. Fall to the Thunderbolt.

Giselle: Aww, but that's not very nice. I'll tell you what, why don't I turn you into a zombie too so you can join him.

Meninas: Because you all make me mad.

Liltotto: Hey now, big difference between killing and devouring them. Honestly though, I'm thinking eating them is not a good option either.

Bazz-B: Do you? I can literally kill you with a finger you know.

Haschwalth: You are insulting the wrong man, Noble. I am Jugram Haschwalth, Grandmaster of the Sternritter.

Just about every male member would terrify them. Bazz-B and Driscoll would bully them.

To Guest 9, I wouldn't put too much stock into that stuff to be honest. Luffy and Grimmjow would confusingly wonder what the heck Araña is saying, although Grimmjow might be a bit more explicit than Luffy.

Now as for the voices. I personally think Brian Mathis and Ray Hurd have done great jobs as Garp and Kizaru.. As for other female voice actors who can voice males, it's hard to say, considering that girls like Laura Bailey, Brina Palencia, and Luci Christian have voiced males, but very young ones at that, unlike Maile and Colleen.

Now, as for Squad Zero.

Tenjiro: Quentin Flynn (raspier, older Axel-voice)

Kirio: Debi Mae West

Nimaya: Catero Colbert (aka Killer B)

Senjumaru: Laura Bailey

Ichibe: Kirk Thornton or William Frederick Knight

To Guest 10, they would both point out that having Luffy using it would be a major misuse of it.

Hina and Tashigi's replies.

Hina: Hina is not going to let you do that, Luffy.

Tashigi: Luffy, you can't just forcibly draft people.

Haven't seen the video yet, sorry, been pretty busy lately thanks to college.

To Guest 11, Boruto won't appear in this story. Mainly because the timelines have officially deviated from what they really are. It's kinda like in Back to the Future II, a new timeline has been created where Boruto might not even exist in the future.

To monkeydnatsu, I'm probably going to use it, yes.

To King, thank you. I'm not really sure who would win. Although, if Ulquiorra went all out against Yammy with his Segunda Etapa, there's no doubt he'd win.

I'd say Vasto Lorde Ichigo wins. Vasto Lorde Ichigo owned Segunda Etapa Ulquiorra, and I'd argue that form might even be a match for Starrk.

Ulquiorra would beat Fullbring Ichigo.

Itachi vs. Ulquiorra is a tough one, especially because we've only seen Itachi go all out once against Kabuto, because he did not have to worry about his illness at that point. That being said, Itachi is probably the third strongest of the Akatsuki behind Nagato and Obito, and Ulquiorra is definitely the strongest, considering that he hid his full power. So, I'd say Ulquiorra pulls it off.

To Guest 12, this is an interesting one considering that Makarov can't use Fairy Law against them, and we've only seen him go all out once against Jose and Hades and we haven't seen Ichigo go all out yet at the moment. I'd give it to Naruto in Naruto v. Makarov, and a tie between Makarov and Ichigo.

To Guest 13, I ship the hell out of NaLu and IchiRuki, so I'm hoping that Mashima pairs Natsu with Lucy and Kubo pairs Ichigo with Rukia. With Luffy, it's tough because he had literally shown no interest in the opposite sex. Probably either Nami and Hancock though.

To Guest 14, in order.

Lucci: Am I feeling fear? I've removed my emotions years ago, how is this possible?

Kaku: Holy crap…

Jabra: I'm out!

Kidōmaru: This may be the hardest boss fight ever.

Tayuya: Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!

Deidara: This guy will make a good canvas for my art…but he's too strong for me to do that!

Hidan: No way, I cannot be scared of this guy, he needs to fall to Jashin!

Itachi: Unbelievable, he may even be a match for Lord Jiraiya.

Kisame: Damn, I definitely need to fight this guy.

Onigumo and Doberman: This guy, I can't let him intimidate me, for the sake of justice!

Doflamingo: Heh heh heh, this guy is tough.

Crocodile: Good thing I'm made of sand, this guy might be able to kill me with no problem.

Haku: Unbelievable…

Zabuza: This guy…he's more of a demon than me.

Moriah: This guy will make for my strongest zombie. But I have to get near him first!

Perona: I am officially scared of this guy.

Mihawk: Hmm, it appears I've found a rival as worthy if not more worthy than Zoro.

Mard Geer: This power is insane, but nowhere near that of Mard Geer.

Tsunade: Whoa…he may even be a match for Sarutobi-Sensei in his prime.

A: This guy may be more of a challenge than the Yellow Flash.

Gaara: This man is the real demon.

Natsu: Whoa, he's scarier than Gildarts.

Lucy: I'm terrified now.

Gray: Aww crap.

Erza: His power is insane, maybe greater than Gildarts, maybe even the master.

Luffy: I totally want to fight him.

Zoro: This guy will definitely make for a good steppingstone to reach Mihawk.

Usopp, Nami, Chopper and Brook would all scream in horror.

Orochimaru: What power, he can definitely make a good host.

Aokiji: Oh my, my.

Kizaru: Whoa, now he's scary.

To Guest 15, This seems to be more of a miniseries than anything else meant to build up to the Boruto Movie.

The Tartarus guild would generally not think too much of the Soul Reapers, due to their usual arrogance. However, they would show fear and confusion at Kenpachi's power.

Zeref, however, would be more respectful, due to having a bit more respect than his creations.

To Generation Power, first, the question on the nobles.

Nobles: This is how you are treating us now?! You have betrayed your gods!

Next, the nobles as slave question.

Charloss: Meanies! Stop this now, we are gods!

Sharlia: Damn you, damn you all to hell!

Roswald: You trash, I will get back at you all for this!

As for the replies

To Charloss: Gods that are now slaves.

To Sharlia: Curse at me all you want, it's not going to help you.

To Roswald: You are in no position to threaten me.

Now, the replies to Jozeine

Roswald: Stop that, commoner, stop that this instant!

Charloss: Daddy, make him stop!

Mjosgard: You trash…I'll kill you for this!

Sharlia: I won't stand for this! Guards, execute this man immediately!

Jalmack: How could you…how could you?!

Angira: Maybe you're right, but you are proving yourself to be no better.

Lyankiri: Yeah, we are weak. But I'd prefer you stopped beating us up. I need to stay alive for my revenge.

Kiyili: Stop it, meanie!

To Guest 16, okay, starting with the retorts to Whitebeard

Virgo: I'm terribly sorry, Master. Will you punish me?

Aries: I'm sorry I'm such a brat.

Aquarius: Why you…why don't we see what happens when I splash that giant-ass body with my Water Magic.

Taurus: Moo, I don't like being insulted old man!

Loke: Screw you, I probably get more action than you, pal!

Aquarius would comment in amazement on Fishman Island, openly admitting that she feels at home with them.

If the Celestial Dragons wanted them as wives and slaves, Aries would cower in fear, Virgo remained stoic, while Loke, Taurus and Aquarius prepared to beat them for suggesting such a thing.

To Guest 17, in order

Roswald: G-go away, now!

Charloss: Daddy, get them away from me!

Sharlia: These men are real gods? No way…no way!

Jalmack: Get the admirals, somebody get the admirals!

Mjosgard: Go away before I shoot you like that boy!

Five Elder Stars: These men are true gods…

To Guest 18, starting with the voices.

Driscoll: Patrick Seitz

Accutrone: Kirk Thornton

Askin: Troy Baker

NaNaNa: Ogie Banks

Quilge: Doug Erholtz

Nödt: Steve Blum

Pepe: Catero Colbert

Next, the replies to the situation.

Halibel: My dear, you do not deserve punishment at all. So stop insisting that you do.

Nami: You're a little girl, not a demon.

Zoro: Cutting down little kids isn't the way of a swordsman. So stop asking me to do it.

Chopper: A doctor treats any patient.

Riku: My dear, your blood is the furthest thing from filthy.

Otohime: Do not insist such things. We are making progress on peace, do not give up.

Hachi: If I let you drown, O don't think I could forgive myself.

Jinbe: That may be true, but that wasn't your fault, that was someone else's fault.

Now the replies to Sikka

Apacci and Mila Rose: Stop trying to kiss up to us, dammit

Sun-Sun: You two could do well to be a bit more grateful.

Now the replies to the king

Halibel: You will die now. I will avenge Sikka

Starrk: You know, I don't think I've ever been this angry before.

Lilynette: You've made Starrk remember what anger feels like, dumb ass. You're screwed now.

Mila and Apacci: Shut up you damned murderer!

Sun-Sun: You…

Luffy: I'm gonna make you pay for making these people cry.

Nami: You damn monster!

Robin: I am going to break every bone in your body.

Sanji: You made her die crying, that's unforgivable.

Brook: I will make you pay for treating life like it's nothing.

Toshiro: Not all Arrancar are bad…and than there's you.

Yamamoto: To think I am fighting to avenge an Arrancar.

Shunsui: I'm not happy, you made a cute girl cry.

Jushiro: You anger me…

Shinji: Making ladies cry ain't cool man.

Lisa: Bastard

Hiyori: I'm going to rip your damn spleen out!

Ichigo: I won't forgive you for stepping on that girl's dream.

Renji: You are a monster you know that. Soul Reapers exist to kill those monsters.

Chad: Evil…pure evil.

Orihime: I…couldn't save her.

Momo: You'd slaughter your own people? What kind of monster are you?

Izuru: Prepare for your execution

Komamura: How dare you mock such pure dreams?!

Grimmjow: Damn you!

Uryu: By the honor of the Quincy, I will kill you.

To Guest 19, starting with the Donquixote Pirates

Baby 5: This girl's not very bright, is she?

Dellinger: Aww, she actually looks really cute in that outfit.

Buffalo: She's still not as dumb as you, Baby 5.

Gladius: I'm going to blow her up.

Machvise: She's funny.

Lao G: This girl is incredibly brainless. G!

Jora: That annoying little brat. How dare she call me a princess!

Pink: Well, she's certainly interesting. This is why I don't like children.

Sugar: That's it, I'm turning her into a toy. Not like anyone will miss her.

Monet: You turn her into a toy, and then I'll bury her into snow, Sister.

Vergo: This girl is dumb

Trebol: Be he he, this girl is hilariously stupid.

Diamante: Hey, Doffy, she may be dumb but she's easy on the eyes. Why don't we make her a slave.

Pica: She is insulting the Family when she does this.

Doflamingo: So this is what commoners think we do?

Now the Halloween Party reactions

Tatsuki: Wow, they are really getting in character. I hope they really don't mean to shoot us though.

Chizuru: Ugh, that girl is hideous. Where is my hime?

Ryo, Mahana and Michiru would just sweat-drop in confusion.

Mizuho: Ugly bastards aren't they?

Keigo: Wow, those people are weird.

Mizuiro: Pot calling the kettle black, Mr. Asano.

Now the marines reaction

Fujitora: I don't need sight to know that you are all making a terrible mistake.

Kizaru: Whoa, that's some scary talk right there.

Sakazuki: Damn brats, how dare they show obliviousness?!

Sengoku: Ugh, these kids could give Garp a run for his money in the department of stupidity.

Tsuru: I think I will chalk this one up to the folly of youth.

Doflamingo: Heh, I kinda like these kids actually.

Tashigi: Do they have death wishes?

Smoker: Ugh, these kids are brainless.

To Guest 20, now, I know I definitely haven't done these bounties yet.

Immortal Flame Yamamoto 600,000,000

Hagoromo the Six Paths Sage 700,000,000

Tree God Hashirama 600,000,000

Red Death Kushina 400,000,000

Yellow Flash Minato 550,000,000

Great Fist Sakura 210,000,000

Devil Arms Chad 100,000,000

Uryu the White Archer 200,000,000

Beast Man Elfman 120,000,000

'Demon Eyes' Sasuke 400,000,000

To thesupremebeard, you make fair arguments, and the thought has crossed my mind a few times. The reason I've been focusing on fights from different universes is because I want to show people fights that would otherwise never happen. Even if Ichigo and Ulquiorra will never finish their battle, we still saw what it was like.

To Guest 21, You know, it's funny, to this day we still haven't seen what his actual face looks like? He's always got it covered somehow. You'd think Kishi would've showed it at some point but no, that's one mystery he's never going to solve for us.

Anyways…

Robin: Oh my…

Rukia: Wow, he's as handsome as my brother…wait, that didn't come out right.

Nami: So hot…

Orihime: Wow, I never knew Kakashi-sensei was so handsome. I'm like a schoolgirl that has a crush on her teacher. Does this mean our love will cause a scandal.

Yoruichi: Mmm, jackpot.

Erza: I love Jellal…I love Jellal…I love…oh God, why do I love Jellal?!

Lucy: Dammit, why can't I be close to his age? He'd make a great first boyfriend.

To humbertorojo96, Hey man, what's up, it's been awhile hasn't it? Don't worry, I'm not mad. It'll take a lot for you to actually piss me off, especially since you probably had a good reason for not being here for awhile.

Now, anyways, when you reference the talk no jutsu, are you talking about Naruto and Erza's chat on Icha Icha or something else?

Yeah, I do want to try and expand on Ichigo's powers a bit. In fact, what I end up doing may surprise you.

Good to hear you found that hilarious, that is what I was going for (especially Luffy)

Zeref's a bad guy, that's what he does.

Grimmjow's got his reasons for being with the Coalition. Maybe he'll defect, maybe he won't. The thing with this story is that it's gonna be so long, I can go in any direction I want.

I'm not sure how they would fare, I'm not that far into Hellsing yet.

Now, reactions to Ichigo and Konan

Nagato: I'm glad to see you've found some happiness.

Jiraiya: Ichigo my man, you have found a hottie.

Naruto: Ichigo, treat her right.

Orihime: No…

Renji: No way, I refuse to believe that idiot found love first!

Rukia: Are you sure you can trust her, Ichigo?

Honestly, you can have Madara have that debate with any of the Acts of Order, since all four of them always have had an opportunity to become as twisted as the worst villains. It is a good idea though and I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

Now, for the reactions to the not-paired IchiMira

Ichigo: Umm, I'm not really ready for a relationship.

Mirajane: You're not? You're gonna make me cry, Ichigo.

Good to have you back, man.

So, I hope everyone enjoyed the chapter. As usual, I'll see you all next week. Peace out everyone!