Disclaimer: Harry Potter (C) J.K Rowling
Booming music, many shades of green headlights and the Slytherin House on the dance floor. Draco's party was going well and he was enjoying himself, sitting the Dark Lord's throne, fiddling with his father's cane, feeling like a prince.
While that, the Dark Lord was also enjoying his time in the bath tub, taking a delightful bubble bath with his pet snake,Nagini, while listening to Snakes Classics from his headset, totally unaware of the chaos outside. But he will know sooner or later…
-Meanwhile at Le Random Forest-
"Dolohov! Will you stop singing those annoying camp fire songs!" exploded Lucius, couldn't take any of this anymore.
Dolohov ignored him and continued on his tune, along with Bellatrix, mainly to annoy Lucius and Snape.
Lucius covers his ears with his hand in frustration, Snape couldn't handle it as well and stuffed dirt into his ear.
"Bella, Dolohov," spoken Narcissa, worried for her husband, "I think that's enough….."
Bellatrix angrily grunted and stopped as well for Dolohov.
"Thank goodness, it's over," said Lucius, in relief.
"Severus, it's over now, you can stop stuffing dirt into your ears," reassured Narcissa.
"What? What language are you speaking in?" replied Snape, as he try to remove the dirt out of his ears, "…Damnit, the dirt wouldn't come out!"
Bellatirx gave out a chuckle, "Now, he is deaf!"
Narcissa sighed and Lucius senses something weird.
"Why am I getting the feeling someone is ruining my brush collection?" spoken Lucius, worried.
"Why are you fucking someone is rumbling my bewbs collection?" repeated Snape, wrongly.
Bellatrix laughed hard along with Dolohov.
-Back at Le Malfoy Manor-
Voldemort finished his bath, still listening to Snakes Classics, and brought over a towel to cover his private area and about to turn over the door knob. Nagini tagging along with him, sensed something wrong and spoke to him in Parseltongue, "Master, I sensed a lot of teenagers outside….and I would advise caution..."
"Oh silly, Nagini, why would teenagers be doing here? The manor was deserted and we are the only ones left….," replied Voldemort, in Parseltongue, ignored Nagini's caution and turned over the doorknob, thus opening it to be smack in the face with a champagne bottle and fallen over back to the bathroom door. Nagini simply tail-palm.
But the Dark Lord stood up once again and looked around to find the culprit but they seemed to run away after seeing his face. It seemed they was indeed, scared of the very Dark Lord standing there, thought Voldemort, giving a proud smile to himself. The smile faded as he wondered how they entered in. His question was answered when he hear the booming music outside.
He goes over to the keyhole to the living room to see what's happening, apparently someone's ass was blocking his view. He grunted and decided to open the door, with Nagini on his tail. To his shock, he was surrounded by a crowd of teenagers.
"Dude, nice cosplay! You look exactly like that Bald douche," spoken a fat teenager.
"Excuse me, Bald douche? Cosplay?" said Voldemort in confusion and anger.
"Take a chill pill, dude, it's my opinion," said the fat one, sipping on his drink.
Voldemort had been angered and that will be the only mistake that everyone had done in their lifetime if they ever anger him. He took out his wand but he didn't notice he was holding a banana.
The fat teenager wasn't impressed and walked away due to boredom.
Voldemort wondered why didn't he fear him and looked at his hand, shocked to find out he was holding a banana.
"Where is my wand?" shocked Voldemort, looking at Nagini.
Nagini shook her head, and said, "I didn't took it."
Voldemort threw down the banana on the ground in frustration and immediately look for the person behind this chaos, instead he spilled off the banana he threw and cracked his back.
"Nagini, help!" he whined in pain.
The snake sighed and went over to his rescue.
A/N: Draco's Party is going well...but soon a certain someone will appear-?! *Coughs* Sowwy!~ The spoilers will be relieved in the next!
