Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns Inuyasha manga, anime, characters, storyline, etc... The only thing I own is my love for the characters.
Ugh I need a spanking! I can't believe I've been neglecting my baby! Ugh My poor poor story! Don't worry guys I'll try to make this funny for you!
He's Not So Bad Part 3
With sweet little Shiori in the full of horny demons, it became quite a task for each male to keep their libidos in check. Of course that wouldn't stop a few of them from sending sexy winks here and there or blowing some hot kisses.
Sesshomaru sat next to Inuyasha feeling the pressure of his erection pressing firmly to the front of his pants. He should curse the foolish human daiyoukai for putting him in this predicament in the first place, but at the same time he wanted to thank the fool for given him some extra kinky ideas for enticing his lovely mate for future references.
"Shiori…Sweetheart don't you want to go back to the playroom to play with Uncle Takemaru's toys?" Asked her extremely horny father.
The female folded her short arms and shook her head. "No. I have to make sure you stop being naughty. Daddy you always tell me that it's bad to do naughty things, so I have to make sure that you all be good."
Hiten groaned falling back against the couch. "Oh man we're never going to get back to our fun."
Takemaru agreed but with a child in the midst how could they continue their entertainment without traumatizing the poor girl? He too was feeling the effects of needing some 'ahem' attention downstairs by a certain sexy spider demon sitting next to him. His dark onyx eyes shifted over to see lavender orbs of seduction staring at him with as much want and desire as he. Oh boy and when one of those eyes winked at him he knew that he was done.
That's when and idea struck him. It was cutting it kind of close but it would be the only way they could get some type of relief while the girl was in there. "How's about we play a game to pass the time." He suggested.
Koga shook his head not really up for playing any games. "Listen if it ain't gonna help us with our little problem" He turned his eyes over to Hoshiyomi who's head was placed in his hands from being sexually frustrated. "Then I don't want to play it."
"But young one I assure you that it'll help us with our little problem a great deal."
The other human shot up from the couch at that information. "So you know of a way to fix or uhh…little problem?"
Takemaru nodded.
The fox demon ran over to hug Takemaru tightly around his neck. "Oh thank you Take! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He said giving the daiyoukai a kiss on his face for each thanks.
Menomaru stood up to pluck up his mate and placed him back on the couch with him. "Don't press your luck Shippo." He scolded tugging his ear. Then he set his red eyes to his fellow elder. "So Takemaru how do you plan to fix this little problem?"
"Indeed. I'm interested in knowing how you'll fix this… little problem as well." Ryura winked.
But as always when in a group of people talking on the sly, you'd have that one who was slow to catch on. "Hey are we still talking about screwing or are we on another issue." Inuyasha said rudely, not caring that there was an underage child in the room.
Sesshomaru couldn't believe his lover. "You are so naïve little brother."
"What did I do?"
The others groaned, not understanding why Inuyasha was the only one without a discreet bone in his body.
Takemaru made this no mind and stood up to go get his secret game. He knew that he was risking his own ass for this but it would still be an interesting game. But first he needed to take care of the child. "Shiori could you come here a moment?" He gestured for the small girl to come to him.
Shiori popped off the couch and ran over to the kneeling human. "Yes?"
"I need to tell you a secret." He whispered.
"Ohhh what is it?"
Take lend in to quietly tell her a secret that had her giggling and nodding her head. "Do you understand?" He mumbled handing her something in her hand that the other's couldn't see.
Shiori nodded her head and saluted. Then she turned to the group of demons and bowed her head. "Have fun Daddy!" She squealed and immediately ran down the hallway leaving the group of males stunned.
Takemaru then left to head for his bedroom and returned with a small box and a large box under each arm.
"What on earth did you tell my child to get her to leave?" Asked the concerned and impressed bat lord.
"I simply told her that her uncles and father wanted to have some quality time with each other and….I paid her to stay in the play room for the next three hours."
Tsukuyo's mouth dropped to the floor. "You bribed my baby!" He said appalled. "What the hell are you? So type of gigolo? Hold on darling! Daddy will save you from the acts of men with cash!"
Hiten grabbed his lover before he could make a dash down the hall to his daughter. "Oh relax Tsukuyo. The kid is only five. How the hell would she know what that a bribe is."
"Hey forget that. Let's get to the games." Bankotsu said excitedly.
Takemaru smiled holding up the small box and pulled out a deck of cards. "Ok gentlemen the game is called Sexy Truth or Dare."
Koga inched to the edge of his seat. "Oh hell yea now this sounds fun."
"The games rules revolve the same regulations as the usual game of truth or dare only this one is more adult style. But on this one I will be changing the rules a little bit."
And this was where he might be getting his ass kicked. "The rules will be the same. If you answer to the dare you have no choice but to do it, if you answer truth you have to answer the question that is asked. Oh and the new rule will be that you cannot ask or dare you counterpart to do something with you. That seems a little too easy. So Koga and Hoshiyomi that's a no go.
"Oh damn!" You can't be serious!"
Take moved on to the next couple. "Ryura and Bankotsu that means you too."
"Hey that's fine with me." "This is so unfair!"
Now to the next. "Sorry Hiten and Tsukuyo. Even though you two aren't mates that means you follow the same guidelines as us."
"Oh that's bullshit." "Indeed. A large piece of bullshit."
Now to the calm couple. "Menomaru and Shippo that means you two as well."
"I don't have a problem with it." "Nor do I."
Now for the troublesome inu mates. "As for you two. Of course the rules will definitely be the same for you as well."
"Ohhhh hell." "Indeed this will be hell on earth."
Takemaru then turned his spider lover. "And as for us my dear, sadly we must follow these harsh rules as well." He kissed the spider on his lips softly and winked. "Alright is everybody ready?"
Everyone nodded their heads in anticipation.
"Alright I'll pass the cards to Inuyasha to begin."
"Cool!" Inuyasha took the deck of cards and pulled the first one on top and pass it along for the others to pull one as well. When everyone received a card, Takemaru placed the cards by his side and waited.
Inuyasha read over his card and smiled mischievously looking between two demons in particular. "Hey Hoshi, truth or dare?"
"I fear nothing. I dare."
Oh that was exactly what Inuyasha had hoped. "Good I dare ya to kiss Sesshomaru on the lips. And I want full tongue action!"
"I beg your pardon? I will do no such thing!"
Koga nudged his mate in the ribs. "Come on Hoshi that's the rules. You gotta kiss Sesshomaru." Hell he wanted to see these two get it on too.
Sesshomaru frowned menacingly at Hoshiyomi. "If you place your lips upon mine I shall kill you." Came the low threat.
"But Sesshy it's the rules." Yasha explained.
"Does it look like I could care about some silly made up rules?"
"I swear if you don't do this you won't be seeing this ass for the next five hundred years!"
Now that wasn't something Sesshomaru was too keen on missing out on. To think that he has to be reduced down to kissing his ally on the lips and with tongues. How disgraceful. "Let's…just get this over with Hoshiyomi." He growled standing up.
Hoshiyomi signed already regretting this stupid game. He stood up and walked over in front of Sesshomaru. The two stared at each other for a very, very long time wondering who should be the one to make the first move.
"Umm do you want me to hold you?" Hoshiyomi asked uncomfortably.
Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed to small slits. "I'd rather you didn't."
"Oh…well do you want to hold me?"
The inu demon wanted a long while before answering with a firm. "No."
"Well hell can somebody hold somebody?" Bankotsu yawned. "This is getting boring."
"Oh for the love of god!" Tsukuyo and Ryura jumped up, each of them taking a demon in their arms.
The bat had the dog and the dragon held the ninja.
"Unhand me you fool!" Said a very angry dog demon.
"Yes release your hold on me!" Shouted the ninja.
"Pucker up guys." The dragon and bat simultaneously pushed the two together forcing them into an accidentally lip lock.
The other guys gasped as they watched in widened eyes, as the two demons finally kissed.
Hoshiyomi and Sesshomaru couldn't move. For all the shame there was in the world they wouldn't dare move from this position. Green eyes stared into gold as the two debated on whether to just sit there or to eventually pull apart. The strangest thing that occurred to both of them was that the other demon had some very soft lips…
"Hey you've been kissing for about ten seconds!" Inuyasha stated pointing at his invisible watch. "Do you know how long that is in lip time?"
The two finally broke the caress of lips and watched the other's flushed face carefully for any type of unwanted reactions. Hoshiyomi blinked his eyes blushing as he took in all of Sesshomaru's facial features. "Do you ummm… want to do it again -"
"Don't even think about it." Mumbled the pale haired dog returning back to his seat.
"Oh man that was hot I wanna go next!" Bankotsu volunteered picking up his card to read. After reading the demand he snickered and looked at his favorite demon. "Yo Hiten. Truth or dare?"
"Hell I'll do the dare." Hiten said.
"Good. My card says that you have to lick whomever I pick on the neck. So I want you to lick on Hakudoshi's neck."
"Say what? Hell no I'm not doing that."
"What's wrong Hiten? Are you scared?" Haku teased batting his eye lashes.
"Fuck you I'm not scare of nothing!" Hiten crawled over to the spider demon and grabbed him roughly by the shoulders. "Now don't get mad at me if you fall in love with me and stuff."
"Sure whatever."
Then every watched in their perverted anticipation as Hiten lend in to start at the bas of Hakudoshi's neck with his tongue and trailed a slow lazy wiggling path upward. The spider demon didn't want to admit it but…it felt good having the thunder youkai licking his neck this way… "Oh Hiten…" He moaned his eyes rolling to the back of his head. "That feels so good."
Takemaru and Tsukuyomaru were watching a little too closely and fell over off the couches. Haku's moans driving the other demons crazy too, as they too lend in more at each hitched moan and breath until Hiten finally completed his dare with a glazed expression on his face. He didn't know that Haku sounded like that when he was horny…
"That felt amazing Hiten." Haku rasped panting slightly.
"Yea…well what can I say." He laughed nervously, removing his arms from hi suddenly sexy looking friend. When he turned to go back to is head he was suddenly met face to face with ten curious eyes. "What the hell…Move out of the way you perverts!"
Every scrambled back to their seats either snickering or mumbling an apology.
"Ok who's next." Take said really excited about the way this game was developing.
"Oh man I want in on this action!" Koga scanned over the card laughing. "Oh man I know who I want to do this one. Yo Menomaru."
"Uh yes?"
"Truth or Dare?"
Menomaru considered the consequences and decided to play it safe. "I shall go with truth."
"Ok then fine be a chicken but I won't let you get off that easy." Warned the clever wolf demon. "Is it true that you consider Ryura attractive?"
"What!" Meno immediately looked over to his long time friend and shook his head. "No no, no, no! I've never seen him in such a way."
"That's not true Meno." Shippo said narrowing his eyes.
"Shippo be silent!"
"Nah-uh! You told me once that you thought Ryura had some soft looking skin and really nice hair."
Ryura was stunned. "WHEN THE HELL DID YOU SAY THAT!"
"I swear the boy is lying! He has no idea what he's talking about." Explained the frantic moth lord.
"There's no need to lie Meno." Shippo said telling the truth. "Do you remember when we had that bar b que party at his house? You told me that you would've did Ryura had you not meant me."
"SAY WHAT!" Roared the angry dragon.
"I'm telling you he's lying Ryura!"
Shippo folded his arms. "Ok so I was just imagining when you accidentally caught Ryura coming out of the shower naked and blushed like a strawberry. I know you enjoyed looking at his body. You did tell me after all that he had a nice set of abs."
"What the devil!" Hoshi shouted laughing out loud. "You were looking that close to notice how his abs appeared?"
Meno dropped his face in his hands miserably. "I only happened to glance down and noticed that he was well toned. I didn't think it would matter."
"Then what about the comment concerning my hair and skin?" Asked the now curious dragon god.
"YES, YES! I will admit that I admire your sky blue hair and your delicate skin." He groaned. "There are you satisfied?" He was so embarrassed.
Ryura blushed wildly. His face was so red it was hard to tell where his eyes were.
"Damn did you have to go into detail about it?" Bankotsu said crudely. "I mean all you had to say was that you liked his hair and skin but you said sky blue and delicate. Hell you must like him a lot to be paying that much attention." He turned his midnight blue eyes to his mate. "Should I we be expecting company? Because I don't mind sharing."
"No you dumb fool!" Ryura popped his mate on the head from such a foolish remark.
"My turn, my turn." Shippo cheered holding up his card. His green eyes brightened with a sneaky glee. "Oh I know who I want for this one… Hey Koga truth or dare?"
"I'm going with a dare."
"Great! I dare you to lick on Bankotsu's stomach from top to bottom and you have to get the nipples too."
"Oh wow is that all? Tsk that's easy." Koga crawled over to his human comrade and smiled. "You heard the man Bank. Let's get it on."
"Sure thing babe!" Bankotsu lifted up his shirt and laid on his back ready for the tongue bath.
Koga saddled on Bankotsu's hips and lend down to start at the top of his chest with his warm wet tongue gradually slipping down the pecs, lending down to the dark brown nipples, circling around the taut flesh.
Bank moaned slightly arching his back from the wonderful feel of Koga's tongue on his body. Had he'd known that his friend was this talented he would've been tried to sleep with him.
Koga's tongued reached down at his belly button darting in and up of it before dipping around the corner paths of abs and finally kiss on the last part just before reaching his pants.
"Aww come on don't you wanna go lower?" Whined the horny human.
Koga wiped his mouth casting a sexy wink. "Let's save it for another time ok babe?"
"Ya know it babe!"
Hoshi and Ryura made a mental note to find when that so called next time would be so they could have front row seats for that one. As did a few others who knew they were going to need permission to look at that event.
"Whew that was nice." Hakudoshi said lifting his card up to read. "Since it's my turn now I'm going to go with Tsukuyomaru. So truth or dare?"
"I fear nothing… Dare."
"Ohhh I'm so glad you feel that way because I dare you to leave a hickey on Takemaru's neck."
Tsukuyomaru looked at the other daiyoukai who looked back him nervously. Then without another word the bat demon stood up from his chair and walked off toward the front door. "I'll see you all later." He waved.
"Oh no you don't!" Sesshomaru jumped up from his chair and tackled the bat demon to the floor along with Hoshiyomi coming over to assist him. "You wished for me and him to kiss remember? Well now it's time for you to pucker up!"
"No, no, no! This is where I draw the line! Get off me damn you!"
"Yo Bat boy if you ever want to see this sweet ass again I suggest you get to sucking!" Hiten threatened, knowing that that would be the only way yo get his lover's attention.
And like magic it worked. Tsukuyo immediately stopped his struggling and bucked off the two demons on his back. He straightened out his clothes and walked over to stand behind Takemaru who was sitting in the couch. "Now be still and don't moan." Said the bat demon.
Takemaru nodded his head blushing madly. His love wavy hair was pushed to the side of his head and then he felt a set of creamy smooth lips descend on his neck, suckling at the skin. He bite his lip trying his best not to make a sound from the way the daiyoukai was nibbling on his flesh. He knew it was so wrong…oh so very wrong for a daiyoukai to be sexually enticed by another but this felt heavenly.
He clenched his legs together tightly as the sucking became harder, slightly bruising the flesh to a dark purple color. The hickey was there now but for some reason Tsukuyo was still going to town on Take's neck.
"Hey do you mind saving some of his neck for me to try later?" Haku fussed.
Tsukuyo reluctantly removed his mouth from the human's neck, noticing that he nearly broke the skin. His face burned to a dark red color after seeing his handy work. "My apologies." he mumbled.
"Well damn Tsukuyo. I didn't know you liked that guy that much." Hiten said staring at the large lip print on his neck.
This game was starting to get very, very, very interesting. Hmm I wonder who will be next on the game's list.
A/N: HA! I loved this chappie! You guys I've officially been motivated back to writing this story again. So expect the next update by tomorrow night. This might end up being longer then I thought lol lol lol. If you have annnnnnnnnyyyy ideas as to who you want to see do who just let me know and I'll work in there the best I can. I hope you enjoyed this freaky game. Thanks for reading. Review your thoughts!
