Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby

Chapter Fifty-Three: The Starters in Common

When Bandana Dee and Haddle leave the house?


"Mitchi, I'm gonna go out on patrol so you're in charge," Bandana Dee announced, "and make sure if there's a fire, run away and don't stand there in awe and get your own butt burnt in the process."

"That has never happened before!" Mitchizuka cried indignantly.

"It nearly did."

Without waiting for any form of retaliation, Bandana Dee slammed the door in the waddle doo's face. Sighing, Mitchizuka turned around to face his room. Might as well just take a nap now that he could. Or eat some of those gummies Bandana Dee had bought last week. Nodding to himself proudly, he sauntered towards the kitchen, only to see a shadow creeping towards the bedroom with the crinkling sound of plastic.

The waddle doo paused in his tracks, blinking curiously, but his mind went blank when he noticed the packet of gummies he was supposed to claim.

"Midori!" Mitchizuka yelled, parkour-ing over the couches and bolting towards the door. It gracefully slammed in his face (second door-slam-in-his-face of the day). He raised his stubs and slammed them onto the wooden door continuously. "Open the door!"

"No!"

"Let me in! Those are mine!"

"They aren't yours! I took 'em first! First come, first serve!"

"Didi, you better open the door!"

"Why would you think I'd do that?!"

"Bandana Dee left me in charge! I am the law!"

"As if some crazy lunatic who got an F on his maths test can be the law! Go away! I'll sue you for harassment! You can't do this to me!"

"I've been sugar-deprived for three days! Three days!"

"I've been sugar-deprived for a week, thanks to some orange one-eyed buffoon!"

Thankfully, Haddle managed to get home within the next hour. The few cons remaining was that the door had succumbed to Mitchizuka's rapid beam-firing and bust itself over and the two went in a mad frenzy for the gummies and practically ruined their bedroom. Bandana Dee permitted Haddle to punch both of their faces. The remaining gummies that hadn't been destroyed in the process were tossed into the dragon's mouth.


7 October 2014 SGT

I just restarted Gates to Infinity yesterday and I am dying have you seen the speed of the text