Ron: Percy, I really respect and admire you. I think that you are an inspiration and sniff you're the best brother a guy could have!!!


Harry: I miss Dudley!


Hermione: Hey Winky! Bring me a butterbeer!

Winky: What am I your slave?

Hermione: Yes!

Winky: What about S.P.E.W?

Hermione: Screw S.P.E.W. and bring me my damn butterbeer!!


Voldamort: I'm a supergirl im gunna rule the world with my supernatural powwweeerrrssss!

Lusious: Du da du da duda day, IMA SUPERGIRL!

Draco: Du da du da du da day SUPERGIRL!


Dumbledore: They see me mowin, my front lawn! I jknow there all thinking im too white and naerdy!


Snape: I cant belive you draco, bullying can be hurtful to your future! and to my favorite student, Harry!


Ron: lavender, im after herminie!


Draco: Ned, I need your school survival guide!


HARRY: Oh my password? In excange for ginny? Alright, 1...2...3...4...5.


Herminie:Guess who Won won?


Vernan: Harry, its Transfiguration, not transfiuraion. You need help, Ill hel;p you with your transfiguration homework!


Ron: Crookshanks, your the best cat ever!


Draco: How come wizards are reproducing so fast, are they sex addicts or something?


Ron: (on the hogwarts express) The wheels on the train go round and round.


Herminie: Screw spew, im out ! Get me my fricken butterbeer!


Draco: Herminie, can i join spew? Crabb and goyle like it and i want to be JUST LIKE THEM!

Hermione: Buzz off!


Ron: (Makes a beeline for the closet) Hermione, come here!


-Fred and george are in a broom clostet hiding from flitch-

Fred: Hey george, want to invite that chinise chick cho chang?


Percy: POOF! Yes its true dean im gay! Wanna take a shower with me

-Dean runs -


Ron: Seamus, harry! Gather round! I gots pics of hermione naked!

Harry: (yawns) Ive already seen a naked girl. Remember when me and ginny were in the same room?


Bill: Yes, im marrying flour too! Remember, im a sex addict.