Ron: Percy, I really respect and admire you. I think that you are an inspiration and sniff you're the best brother a guy could have!!!
Harry: I miss Dudley!
Hermione: Hey Winky! Bring me a butterbeer!
Winky: What am I your slave?
Hermione: Yes!
Winky: What about S.P.E.W?
Hermione: Screw S.P.E.W. and bring me my damn butterbeer!!
Voldamort: I'm a supergirl im gunna rule the world with my supernatural powwweeerrrssss!
Lusious: Du da du da duda day, IMA SUPERGIRL!
Draco: Du da du da du da day SUPERGIRL!
Dumbledore: They see me mowin, my front lawn! I jknow there all thinking im too white and naerdy!
Snape: I cant belive you draco, bullying can be hurtful to your future! and to my favorite student, Harry!
Ron: lavender, im after herminie!
Draco: Ned, I need your school survival guide!
HARRY: Oh my password? In excange for ginny? Alright, 1...2...3...4...5.
Herminie:Guess who Won won?
Vernan: Harry, its Transfiguration, not transfiuraion. You need help, Ill hel;p you with your transfiguration homework!
Ron: Crookshanks, your the best cat ever!
Draco: How come wizards are reproducing so fast, are they sex addicts or something?
Ron: (on the hogwarts express) The wheels on the train go round and round.
Herminie: Screw spew, im out ! Get me my fricken butterbeer!
Draco: Herminie, can i join spew? Crabb and goyle like it and i want to be JUST LIKE THEM!
Hermione: Buzz off!
Ron: (Makes a beeline for the closet) Hermione, come here!
-Fred and george are in a broom clostet hiding from flitch-
Fred: Hey george, want to invite that chinise chick cho chang?
Percy: POOF! Yes its true dean im gay! Wanna take a shower with me
-Dean runs -
Ron: Seamus, harry! Gather round! I gots pics of hermione naked!
Harry: (yawns) Ive already seen a naked girl. Remember when me and ginny were in the same room?
Bill: Yes, im marrying flour too! Remember, im a sex addict.
