Weiss Reacts to Normal School Days!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! *looks around to make sure Nora or Velvet isn't waiting to knock me out again*

Now, for the chapter you all may have or may not have been waiting for, Weiss goes to class! And Cinder's teaching! Don't worry, Ninjas of Love fans, you'll get an update later in the day.

Also, a little heads-up about the voting; the next Reactsverse Oneshot will come out tomorrow, so if you want your votes in, get them in before 12 PM GMT on Thursday! Thus far, it seems a lot of people WANT to see just what Glynda was planning with that yandere summoning scroll! Le gasp!

Also, a shout out to GN Over-Kite and his story Yet Another Weiss Christmas Story! Why? Because he namedropped me and Weiss Reacts! Thanks, you're awesome! I'd also like to announce that merikflame's 'Velvet's Obsession' and 'A Shared Mind' will be featured! Thanks!

Well, I'm going to go let you guys read this now. Have fun!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Otherwise Jaune would have Iskander, Kamina and Nia, among other people, as uncles.


Weiss sighed irritably as she grabbed her school things. For some reason, Ozpin saw fit to hold a teacher assessment day today, of all days, in the middle of vacation- Yang nearly punched a hole in the dorm's walls when she found out- and so the students were forced to haul their backsides out of bed and get learning today.

She personally found it annoying.

"Ruby." Weiss called over. "Why, exactly, does our headmaster believe that shoving us out of bed on a nice Monday morning in the middle of school holidays will give him a good assessment of his teachers?"

"I dunno," the crimsonette said, shrugging. "Sounds pretty contrived to me."
"I know." The heiress grumbled.

"Pretty stupid." Yang sighed. "Seriously, I have Goodwitch and Peach first!"

"I have Ms Faust." Blake stated, massaging her temples. "Well, at least Milly's with me."

"Hah! I have that idiot Dove." Yang complained. "Why can't I be in Melanie's class? At least she has Port!"
"We have..." Weiss and Ruby said, reading their updated planners on their scrolls. "...Ms Fall? Who's she?"

"Probably some new teacher." Blake said, munching on a tuna sandwich.

"She sounds familiar." Yang nodded, thinking. "Isn't Cindy's last name Fall?"
"Cindy?" Weiss raised an eyebrow.

"Cinder." The brawler said, as if it was obvious. "She and I are really cool now; we both eat a lot, we both like fire, and we're both hot. Both ways~"
"Apart from your inherent narcissism, Xiao Long." The heiress retorted. "Personally, I don't understand how she doesn't go crazy again."
"Eh, she and Sieg-kun got their stuff sorted."
"Sieg-kun? Did you just refer to my father as Sieg-kun?!" Weiss glared at Yang.

"Hey, your dad doesn't mind! He's much cooler about it than you, princess~"
"And here I thought my family would be dignified." Weiss sighed; as much as she loved her father, Siegfried always embarrassed her.

"Least you aren't Jaune." Blake chimed in. "His dad uncles are boisterous...but they're so manly..."

"Wasn't one of them that blue-haired guy with a drill weapon?" Yang asked.

"Which one, his dad or his uncle?"

"I think it was his uncle. His uncle's the taller one. And he's wearing that glowy drill thing on his neck."

"Ah, him? Yeah, he and Jaune's aunt are really cute." Yang responded. "I mean, she's a grown woman, but that hair, her eyes, the way she says and does things..."
"Heard she accidentally rejected his proposal because people can't fuse into one." Blake remarked.

"Well, I'm going to go let you two go off on a tangent about that crazy woman." Weiss said, picking up her bag. "Me and Ruby are going to go to class and meet this Ms Fall."
"If it IS Cindy, say hi to her for me!" Yang called over as the heiress and the reaper left.


Minutes later...

Ruby and Weiss walked into class, taking their seats. Ms Fall wasn't there yet, for some reason.

"This is a good sign." Weiss grumbled. "The rest of the class is already here and yet our teacher isn't."
"Maybe she's a little late!" Ruby shrugged. "Don't be so pessimistic."

"Pretty hard when I live with Yang Xiao Long." Weiss retorted.

"Point."

Suddenly, a loud crack and a bang emanated from behind the door. Glynda's shouting could be heard. Weiss raised an eyebrow.

"What was that supposed to be?"

"...I dunno..." The crimsonette shrugged. Muttering could be heard throughout the classroom, until the door opened and someone walked in.

The moment Weiss saw her hair and eyes- and the burrito plushie in her hand-, she facepalmed.

"Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me."

"Good morning, class." Cinder said, walking up to the board, clutching her burrito plushie tightly. "Unfortunately, Professor Momoko has transferred to another subject." She strolled over to the teaching desk, rubbing it slightly.

"So, I will be teaching Self-Defence from now on. I am Professor Fall, but you may refer to me as God. Or Cinder, or Cinder-chan, or Cinder-sensei. All are interchangeable, though I prefer God."

"Really...REALLY." Weiss muttered. "Xiao Long was right...It WAS Cinder..."

Russell and some other person were mumbling something behind them; judging by the terms used, Weiss reckoned they were simultaneously making fun of Cinder and gushing over her attractiveness.

'What pigs...' The heiress grumbled, then her eyes widened as a fireball soared over her head and between Russell's and his friend's heads, landing harmlessly on the wall. Cinder's hand was extended, and she sighed.

"Please, pay attention when I am teaching. This education will get you far in life and you will not regret what I teach you." Cinder smiled sweetly; Ruby shuddered at the sight.

"...I think I'll stop dozing off in class from now on..."

"I still can't believe Ozpin let Cinder teach..."


Cinder stood in front of the whiteboard, where stick figures of two men fighting were drawn on it.

"You see this?" She tapped it with Burrito-kun- the name that she'd given that plushie of hers- nodding to the class.

"Yes."
"Uhuh."
"Got it."

"Well, forget it." Cinder chuckled, flipping the board; on the reverse was a tiny stick figure was standing in front of a very large man, sweating. "Forget what Professor Momoko or Glynda may have taught you about fighting Grimm; you see the White Fang? You see the various petty criminals? Hunters are also trained to deal with them.

"So I'm going to train you to fight people." Looking away, Cinder sighed, before snapping her fingers and flicking a fireball at Russell's hair; the fireball soared over his head and set the top of it alight. He squealed in fear and hid his head, trembling.

"As I said, pay attention to what I'm teaching you. I just HATE people ignoring me. It REALLY gets me burning inside." Cinder smiled. "Now...bah, who am I kidding, the best way to fight is how you best JUDGE it to be. There's no such unified theory to battle except 'survive'!" She laughed, pulling out a clicker. Pressing it, the entire teaching area transformed into a large semi-circular arena, with several portcullises dotted around the wall leading into it.

"Whoa." Ruby's eyes widened.

Shortly, the pyromancer put Burrito-kun on her desk and stepped into the arena. She cracked her knuckles.

"...and you're going to start by fighting me." She smirked.

The collective thoughts of everyone in the room all amounted to various variations of 'Oh crap'. Everyone knew Cinder's reputation as an incredibly skilled fighter- even a year of retreating to enjoy a supply of burritos hadn't stopped her being a badass.

'Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.' Weiss thought.

'F-Fight...CINDER?!' Ruby mentally panicked.

"Mr Thrush." She called in a singsong voice. Russell poked his head out from under the desk, shivering.

"Y-yes...P-Professor F-Fall?"

"I would like you to demonstrate how YOU would fight a human opponent." She put her hands behind her back, tapping her foot. Slowly, the boy roused himself and clambered down to the arena, his swords at his side.

Cinder smiled sweetly. "Now, would you like to fight?" She put up her hands in a combat stance. "I promise not to use my Semblance."

At this, Russell felt braver; surely Cinder couldn't own him without a Semblance?

He readied his swords. "W-whenever you're ready, Miss."

Cinder chuckled, extending her fingers and motioning him to attack.

The boy charged at her, swords at the ready, yelling. Cinder remained calmly in her original stance, waiting.

"Is she going to block?" Weiss tilted her head.

"It's Cinder, what do you think she's going to do, lose?" Ruby muttered, but she was indeed waiting to see what she would do without a Semblance.

Russell prepared to slash at Cinder, his right hand approaching her side...and suddenly, within a blink of an eye, Cinder thrusted her palm at the blade, pushing it away, before swinging her palm into Russell's face. As the boy tumbled in the air, Cinder pulled her other palm back and thrusted it into his torso, forcing him down. He was on his knees, panting. He flinched instinctively when he saw Cinder's hand approaching him, but when nothing finished off his Aura, he looked up to see her offering him a hand up. Shivering, he took it and she pulled him up.

The battle was over in moments.

"Excellent demonstration, Mr Thrush. Return to your seat." Russell nodded hurriedly and rushed back.

"Now, class, firstly, that is the punishment for disrupting my lesson." She smirked. "I won't be as hard on you as I just was- I will hold back." She cracked her knuckles.

"Form a line in front of me, my students. The first one to beat me will get a pizza on me." She smiled. "That is, if you can beat me."

At that, everyone's apprehension was gone, and everyone lined up. Weiss sighed.

'Nobody's getting that free pizza...' Weiss noted.

Cinder readied herself for the first challenger. "Ms Silvertongue!'


Half an hour later...

"I can't believe you got that free pizza, Ruby!" Weiss looked amazed. Ruby folded up Crescent Rose triumphantly, and bowed to the defeated Cinder, who bowed back.

"To be fair, she WAS holding back..." Ruby chuckled modestly. "And I don't think I would have won if you hadn't come up with Plan Alexandria to deal with that kinda stuff."

"Excellent fighting skills, Miss Rose!" Cinder clapped. "Excellent. This, class, is how you SHOULD fight, and not like a bunch of limpets! Especially you, Ms Oakenshield! That was disappointing!

Now, since I cannot be bothered to continue teaching you how to fight for this lesson..." She sighed. "We're going to watch DustTube videos instead. Your homework is to get me burritos and tell me how best to deflect an enemy attack from behind. Mr Thrush, you have to get me double burritos."

"Y-Yes, S-Sensei!"

"That's better. Better than calling me a...what was it, a nice looking bitch, yes, that's what you called me." Cinder smiled sweetly. "I can hear perfectly well, thank you very much."

Russell nodded and hurriedly hid his face. He'd been humiliated thoroughly by the new Professor. Weiss smirked; one less idiot to disturb her lessons.

Cinder turned to her computer to turn on DustTube, clutching her plushie tightly. She smiled to herself.

'Great job, Cinder. Great job. You really did it this time. Hell, you might actually LIKE teaching.

Eh. Worth it for burritos.'


At lunch...

Team RWBY sat together, eating; Blake was eating tuna, Yang was eating donuts, Weiss was eating sorbet and Ruby cookies. They were chatting.

"So it WAS Cindy?!" Yang asked.

"Cinder is indeed our new teacher for Self-Defence." Weiss nodded.

"Oh my Dust..." Yang squeed. "Now we can all hang out together! And we can finally settle that I am the better Brawl player!"

"Tch." Blake snorted. "You two are weak. I'm better."
"Says you!" Yang shot back.

"Sis, how was your class?" Ruby inquired.

"Oh, it was...hilarious." Yang chuckled. "Guess what happened to Goodwitch?"
"What?"
"She came in, her face covered in soot, her hair all messed up, and then when she tried to open her suitcase, she got a faceful of maple syrup!" The brawler chortled.

"So THAT'S what Cinder did..." Weiss nodded, sighing. "Great, even our teaching staff are obsessed with antics."

"Hey, who's Ms Arc?" Ruby said. She was checking her planner.

"Ms Arc? Wait, don't tell me that's Jaune's mom!" Blake sounded pleasantly surprised.

"Or his aunt." Yang shrugged. "Or his other aunt."
"You mean the one who looks like Saber?" Ruby inquired.

"Either of his aunts would be awesome, really."

"You guys are getting ahead of yourselves." Weiss sighed. "How do we know it's Jaune's mom?"


"Good afternoon, class." Yona Arc smiled. She was a tall woman, with gold eyes and long red hair; affixed with a skull pin, a white and gold longcoat- it remained unbuttoned and revealed her bare stomach and her large chest, covered by a red and blue halter- long fleshtone stockings and black boots.

Blake was currently squeeing, as was Yang. They had both met her and Jaune's father at Parents Evening last year and she'd regaled them with tales of her exploits in Beacon; Blake mainly squeed over her because she was a dead ringer for Yoko.

Weiss had her palm firmly on her face. "Really? Jaune's mom is teaching? What exactly is she TEACHING?!"

"I will be your new Weaponcraft professor." She said, brushing the lapel of her longcoat. "Any questions?" She looked around the room, seeing Dove chatting with Russell. She sighed, before grabbing a chalk off the table and with a deft hand movement, lobbed it near Dove's head. The pair ducked, squealing in an unmanly manner, and the chalk stuck squarely in the wall behind them.

"Class, listen." She smiled. "Open your books up to-"
"Yona." She looked up to see a soot-covered, maple syrup-smelling Glynda at the door.

"Yes, Glynda?"
"Where is Cinder?" Her voice held barely restrained anger. "I need to...talk to her."

"Haven't seen her." She shrugged.

"Right." Glynda sighed. "Now-"

"Present, Glynda." Cinder waved at her- Weiss and Ruby shot up with a start, as they hadn't noticed her at all. "Did you like what I left you?"
"You..." She clenched her fists.

"Hey, not my idea. Ozpin-senpai started it." Cinder shrugged, nonchalantly.

"You're lucky I can clean this all up with ease." Snapping her fingers, Glynda's hair returned to its neat, coiffed rings and her face was cleaned of soot and syrup. "Now, let us settle this, shall we?"
"Oh, like all those fights we had over Ozpin-senpai?" Cinder giggled teasingly.

"You...I told you I don't like him that way..." Glynda blushed. Yona grabbed her large rifle and got out of the way- as badass as she was, even she couldn't stop Glynda and Cinder in a middle of a fight.

"Shall we?" Cinder snapped her fingers, a fireball appearing in one. Light danced around Glynda's fingers, as she glared down at her opposite number, who was smirking.

"Indeed. Class, remember this duel. This is how TRUE Huntresses duel."
"For the love of Ozpin-senpai!"

"I TOLD YOU, HE ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND!"Glynda screeched and charged at Cinder.

What followed was a flurry of palms and kicks as Cinder deflected Glynda's flurry of strikes.

Such was the brutality in her blows that if Weiss didn't know Glynda better, she'd have thought she was trying to kill Cinder.

In all honesty, she probably was.

"Ooooh, the tension~" Cinder giggled.

"He. Is. Not. Someone. I. Am. INTERESTED. IN!" Glynda said, her words punctuated by blows.

"Then why are you being in denial about it~"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

"She's more tsundere than you, Weiss~" Yang giggled.

"Shut up." Weiss grumbled. "I am NOT a tsundere."

"Suuuure."

Yona Arc could only watch in wonder as the two women fought on stage. "...this reminds me of the good ol' days." She chuckled.

"Ozpin and Glynda, sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-"
"No such foul language in MY classroom." Yona shouted. Cinder looked to her left before a giant boxing glove shot at her head and sent her into the wall. She whimpered.

"Ow..."

"What." was Yang's reaction.

"..." Weiss tilted her head.

Glynda regained her composure almost instantly. "Well. That was...amusing. Return to your class. I am sorry for intruding, Miss Arc."
"Oh, don't mention it." She chuckled. "That was pretty fun to watch."

"I assume I'll be seeing you and your husband at the Alumni dinner in a week's time?"
"Oh, definitely. I'll have to drag him with me, though."
"Excellent." Glynda nodded ,fixing her glasses. "And if Cinder wakes up, tell her that if she wants Burrito-kun back, she can go buy me some milkshakes in exchange. Good day." Bowing, she ducked out.

Weiss sighed. "...well."
"I think learning from Glynda-sensei might teach us more about antics." Yang mumbled.

"Oh come on, Yang! You're obsessed with antics!"

"One can never be too well-versed in antics."
"YOU'RE OBSESSED!"

"Ahem!" Yona cleared her throat. "Now. As I was saying, the forges are closed, so, we will be doing..."

"...why do I feel like this is going to suck?" Weiss sighed irritably.

"...a little game of Humans versus Zombies."

"...I hate you."


Needless to say, Weiss sucked at Humans versus Zombies.


END


A/N: That was a thing! Woo! Uhuhuh...heheh...*sigh*

Well, next chapter, Weiss Reacts to Tournament Arcs! Le gasp! What could it be! I dunno!

I hope you guys enjoyed that, leave your reviews, ideas, suggestions, comments, criticisms and thoughts, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!