Love that this story is back!
Alright then, How does everyone feel to be back?
"Pissed." said Clementine. "I'm constipated."
"Mind keeping that to yourself?" said Luke
"Shut up, weenie breath!" she said scowling.
"I hate being here!" said Nick who was locked in the stocks still.
"Shut up, you big baby!"
"I'm kinda happy to be back." said Lee. "I say kinda because of a certain someone taking me to court and I really don't feel like being near him!"
"You took me to court!" said Larry. "Anyways as me for, I couldn't give more or less of a shit to be honest."
"I guess I am." said Sarah shrugging.
"Bring on the questions!" said Duck.
"I was getting bored, so yeah." said Gill. "Glad to be back."
"I suppose so." said Christa.
"Not really." said Bonnie. "I don't even know why I came back. Every time I turn around, I got killed or injured! I need to talk to the producer or whoever's over this bullshit. I need to get outta here."
"Don't really know how I feel." said Carlos. "I guess it's good to be back?"
"I'm pretty neutral at the moment...at least until we get deeper into this bullshit." said Kenny.
"As long as Lee's here, I don't care where I am." Carley said happily, only saying this because she was still under the influence of the love potion.
"I hated it here and I still do." said Lilly. "I need out."
Hey cool I'm glad you're continuing this! Also will you still be doing scumbag court?
Yeah, I will.
Lee, Carley or Lilly to have sex with?
"Carley, duh." said Lee.
Carley, how's the baby? Cheater!
"She's fine and I'm not a cheater!" said Carley.
"Technically you did cheat." said Lee.
"How was I supposed to know that was him?!" said Carley.
"Whose baby was it anyways?" asked Duck curious.
"Duck, that's a rude thing to ask!" said Katjaa.
"What? You're wondering it too!" said Duck.
"Mind your business, Duck!" said Carley offended.
I'm fucking pissed of that the fucking network wouldn't let said Fuck on Tv. Does those people know who I'm am I'm fucking Negan.
Well that's how things are. You can't change it. I mean wouldn't you rather be censored than not being on tv at all? I'm sure other things aren't censored.
Clem would you rather suck Gill's dick or Duck's dick.
"Why do people keep asking me this?" she said rolling her eyes. "How about neither? I'm still pissed about what happened before."
Clem in season 3 you have boobs.
"So I've been told." said Clementine. "900 times! Yeah, boobs happen!"
"That's rude." said Sarah.
Welcome Back This Show Is Great Fun
Now For My Question Who Here Wants To Play A Game Of Pin The Carver On The Alvin? ( Pulls Out Carver Who Had Been Shrunk Down To A Tiny Size)
"What's up with people wanting to stick Carver on my body all the time?!" said Alvin.
"Aw, he's so tiny!" said Clementine. "He's kind of adorable!"
Bill Cipher:(appears in a flash of light) oh oh scumbag interviews it is good to be back!
"Oh god not this dick again!" said Lee.
(sees nick still in the stocks about to be eaten by the hyenas from lion king) Hey bad dogs get out of here leave my meatsack alone! (Chases the hyenas away who run to their new boss clementine) Well well well good to see ya nick lets get you out of this medieval torture device (turns hand into an axe and accidentally stabs nick in the shoulder) oops don't worry I only nicked you haha get it nicked you ahahahaha!
"Hahaha!" laughed Clementine.
"That's what you get!" said Sarah still pissed over him dating Liara.
Goku: Clementine, I believe I owe you something from Chapter 5 *Kamehamehas Clementine*
"Clementine!" Lee watched as the little girl was blasted into the sky.
ben I had a dream that you and me had SEX! and it was AWSOME and you got me pregnant with a girl
"Well that was...weird." said Ben looking uncomfortable. "And oddly specific."
Q: ben I had a dream that you and me had SEX! it was AWSOME but you got me pregnant with a girl you were so happy that you were going to be a dad then you and me kiss the end
"Yeah, you've told me." said Ben even more weirded out. "And yeah...not gonna happen."
I burst in through the doors everyone turns to look at me. I ignore their whispering and continued to walk to the best looking man I'd ever seen. Lee Everett.
"Hey Lee what's up?" I sat on his lap,wrapping my arms around his neck kissing his cheek. Your single now right I ask glaring at carley.
How could you ever want to cheat on a man like Lee?
"Well no actually." said Lee. "I'm still with Carley."
"I didn't cheat!" said Carley. "I was tricked!"
Lee, LET ME LOVE YOU!
"He's mine!" said Carley.
