Miss.Ecofreak: before we start I have a message to EJ Amber who's coming with false accusations. I would never steal your ideas on purpuse! I'm no Zelda-fan so I don't read Zelda-fics (don't know much about Zelda so I wouldn't get the jokes anyway), the fact that we may had the same idea is just a coinsidence. You probably write better parodies than me on that game, I did try to do a Zelda-parody once (why? I don't know), but since I know nothing about the Zelda-games other than what my little brother told me, it sucked:D (oh yeah, there were some cameos of Zelda and Link earlier in this fic so I can't hate them that much (I like playing as Sheik on Super Smash Melee! I kick my brothers butt everytime alhtough he's always playing as Link:) and I use Sheik, Pikachu, Pichu (the tiny one), Mewtwo or Bowser))
Sorry if you thought I was copying you. I guess there is no way to see who got the idea first;) thanks for liking my story.
Zakura: but on to this fic again
Miss.Ecofreak: yes. That one. I thought of something one day, I remembered Seem's entrance in Dork3, where she was portrayed as extremely childish and claimed the whole world was unfair whenever Jak got something she wanted. Neji was also portrayed as quite childish earlier in this fic, so what if those two had a fight?
Zakura: over a teddy bear quite obviously
CHAPTER 50
SEEM AND THE NINJA-BUDGIE
There was sale at the toy store that day.
"AREN'T ANYONE GOING TO CARE ABOUT MY INJURIES HERE?" Keira yelled.
Neji really wanted to buy himself a new teddy bear.
"I'VE GO SERIOUS BURNED SCARS HERE!"
"Come on hurry! Before the store closes!" Neji said to his two team-mates, and ignored Keira who was making ugly faces on the windows in the mall.
"Oh joy. He's back in his childish-mood again" Tenten sighed. "And he was almost back to normal".
"Can't you go buy a teddy bear yourself?" Lee asked.
Neji looked at the two with big puppy-eyes.
"Aw… I can't say no to those eyes" Lee said (Just as Neji can't say no to Lee's peacemaker, lol) and followed his team-mate to the toy store.
But at the toy store, they realised there were no teddy bears left, not counting the one Seem was holding.
"Seem! Are you going to buy that?" Neji asked.
"I don't know. I'm considering it, I'm a pretty childish person" Seem said.
"But you can't! I'm even more childish and I want that teddy!" Neji yelled.
"No way stupidhead! I'm king childish!" Seem said.
"I thought you were a girl"
"Then I'm emperor childish!" (Miss.Ecofreak: Oh I know! She's the childlike empress from Neverending story! Zakura: no. she's just an idiot like everyone else you write about! Miss.Ecofreak: I'm writing about you too you know.)
"You're dumb! Give me that bear!"
"Why should I give it to you?"
"Because I want it!"
"I want it more!"
"I want it even more!"
"I want it even more times 100"
"I want it even more times infinity! I win!" Neji said and snapped the teddy bear out of Seem's hands.
"Hey! Give that back!" Seem yelled and started chasing Neji around.
Tenten and Lee had been silent throughout the whole conversation and were now staring at their two friends with puzzled expressions; Lee was having problems holding in his laugh.
"That sure was weird" Tenten said.
"Hope Seem catches him" Lee giggled.
And she did, Seem threw herself at Neji and started pulling the teddy.
"Mine!" Seem said.
"Mine!" Neji said.
Everyone who's seen kids fight knows where this is ending.
"You two, knock it of!" Tenten said.
Seem and Neji stopped yelling "mine" at each other and looked at her.
"She started!" Neji said and pointed his finger accusingly at Seem.
"Na-ah, you stole my teddy bear!" Seem said.
"You hadn't bought it yet!" Neji yelled.
"Drop it both of you!" Tenten said and grabbed the back on Neji's headband to keep him from attacking Seem. "Neji, why can't you just let Seem have the teddy? They'll have new ones in tomorrow"
"But I want one now!" Neji cried. "And your finger makes my headband is too tight! Let go!"
"I want it more than you!" Seem said.
"You're cutting the blood circulation to my brain!" Neji complained. (Miss.Ecofreak: It's been cut a long time ago. Zakura: at least since the start of this chapter)
Tenten grabbed them both and pushed them away from each other and into some conveniently placed chairs, finally letting go of Neji's headband so blood could come to his brain again… which it obviously didn't cause he was still acting like a three-year old.
"There are other ways to solve this than fighting… and crying to get your will" she said, looking at Neji who had now burst into tears.
"My (sob) head hurts!" Neji cried.
"Hey Tenten! Look what I found!" Lee said, and showed her a Naruto-game he had found. "I'm in it!"
"Not now Lee. Just let Seem have the teddy Neji. It's not like it's got a valuable diamond in it or something" Tenten said, ripping of Neji's headband so he would stop crying over it being too tight.
"It has!" Neji said.
"No. It hasn't, and come to think of it, doesn't Hinata have a teddy bear just like that she never plays with? Maybe she wants to give it to you" Tenten said.
"I don't want Hinata's stuff! They has girl-lice on it!" Neji said stubbornly.
"It's not "they has" it's "they have" and doesn't that bear has girl-lice on it now that Seem has touched it?" Tenten said.
"But Hinata's stuff has head family-lice on it!" Neji said. (The Hyuuga has some rather special traditions. Being the oldest clan in Konoha they feel they need extra protection so they have a "branch family" who have to protect the head family. Neji and Hinata's fathers were twins but Hinata's father was born first so he came in the head family and Neji in the branch family... I think… It's a bit complicated. Zakura: and Miss.Ecofreak has never seen any proof of this she only read it on the internet one day.)
"What the (Miss.Ecofreak: hey! You can't say that word in a toy store!) is that?" Tenten asked.
"Everyone in the head family have lice!" Neji said.
Sweat.
"It's not the head family that has lice! It's just you and your branch family-scum!" Seem said.
"My family aren't scum! But Hinata's family is!" Neji yelled
"You're cousins!" Tenten commented.
"She's an idiot!" Neji said.
"Oh my good, look at the graphics in this game!" Lee said, still drooling over the video-game he found.
"I should still have the teddy bear since I'm a monk!" Seem said.
"That's not a good reason! I come from the oldest clan in Konoha!" Neji said.
"Only the branch family"
"So? You're not a head family member either"
"But I am older!"
"But you're also slower!" Neji said, he grabbed the teddy bear again and ran out of the toy store laughing.
"You'll pay for that!" Seem yelled and ran after him.
"Aw man, it's all in kanji!" Lee complained. (Zakura: Kanji is one of three Japanese alphabets… and Lee can't read it? Miss.Ecofreak: well I can't!)
"I give up" Tenten said.
"Speaking of payments, who's going to pay for the teddy bear?" the store owner asked.
I am so going to kill Neji when I catch him Tenten thought.
Wonder if Tenten wants to pay for this game Lee thought.
Neji was already miles away… or not really, he was only two shops away.
He was hiding from Seem inside a large bird-cage in the pet shop.
Seem entered the shop half a minute later but was unable to see Neji in the cage.
"Where did that teddy-thief go?" she wondered.
"Where did the teddy-theef go? Squawk!" Neji said, trying his best to sound like a parrot.
"Cool! A talking budgie" Seem said. (And she doesn't notice something's wrong with the so-called "budgie"?)
"A talking buddy. Squawk!" Neji said.
"Can you say hello budgie?" Seem asked.
"Hello buddy. Squawk!" Neji replied. (Miss.Ecofreak: he can't say budgie, giggles)
"Say "Polly wants a cracker""
"Polly wants beer! Squawk!"
"Say "Jak3 is the coolest game ever"
"Naruto is the coolest manga ever. Squawk!"
"Close enough. Say "Neji is an idiot"
"Neji's damn cool! Squawk!"
"Hm… Neji must have been here and taught it that. Hey budgie, did you see where Neji went?"
"He's hiding in the bird cage. Squawk!"
"Aha!"
"Shit. Squawk!" Neji said and ran out of the back door (Zakura: there's a back door on the bird cage? Miss.Ecofreak: it is on certain pet- shops! I've checked! (Proud over having been on the backside of the cages in one pet shop. One of the plus-sides of going to an agriculture-school)) taking the teddy with him.
Seem ran after him, followed by all the birds that were in the cage which now had an open door.
After they had left, Lee and Tenten came into the store.
"Have you seen a white-eyed leaf-nin and a pale monk run by?" Tenten asked.
"Those were your friends?" the pet shop-owner asked.
"Er… yes?" Tenten said.
"Then you must pay for the fifteen budgies they released!"
"Tenten, next time someone asks, say you've never heard of them" Lee advised as Tenten had to pay for Neji's mistakes for the third time that day.
Zakura: third?
Miss.Ecofreak: let's take a flashback shall we?
On the way to the mall, Neji was skating on some pipes with his brand new jet board while Lee and Tenten were walking.
"Look at me Tenten! I'm skating!" he said happily until he fell and landed in the water (they were in New Haven City, the part with all the water)
Suddenly a Freedom League Guard appeared.
"You can't bathe here!" he said.
Neji screamed and ran away.
"Who's going to pay his fine?" the guard asked.
"Its okay officer. I'll pay" Tenten said. "It's just this once anyway".
Little did she know Neji was going to cost her a lot of money that day, Lee too since the game he found wasn't exactly cheep and Tenten, being such a generous person, paid for that too.
Miss.Ecofreak: chapter fifty completed! Jay!
Neji: chapter fifty completed! Squawk!
Zakura: are you gonna start partying again?
Neji: are you gonna start partying again? Squawk!
Miss.Ecofreak: no. Last time I tried Sasuke fell asleep during the party
Neji: Sasuke fell asleep during the party. Squawk!
Zakura: and that had probably nothing to do with all the sleeping powder Gaara and Naruto put on his food.
Neji: and that had probably nothing to do with all the sleeping powder Gaara and Naruto put on his food. Squawk! Sigh, what long sentence. Squa-awk!
Miss.Ecofreak: nah, do you think so?
Neji: do you think so? Squawk!
Miss.Ecofreak: SHUT UP NEJI! Please review
Neji: please review. Squa… (Notices Lee is aiming a peacemaker at him again) okay I'll stop. (In a whisper) Squawk.
