Okay so if you'll direct your attention to the chapter-thingy you'll see that this is chapter fifty two.

And remember that Tam/Marella chapter? The one that was written by Glitterbutt23?

(If anyone can see where this is going you win oxygen)

So, Glitterbutt23 wrote one chapter.

A. Fan wrote... THE OTHER FIFTY ONE!

Sorry. But I'm not really sorry.

Keephie-13: Thanks! It's quite accurate! :)

DangerousPie1: If you use the writing tip I can't wait to read your story! And yes, insulting me at every opportunity, how charming!

MidnightBunny: Ah yes that idea! Any requests for specific characters?

L: One way of putting it. Yeah, they should. Ruy is weird. They're all weird. Nice conclusion, but I still ship Ralvar.

Country-Fangirl: I hope you killed Councillor Alina! Or Lord Cassius! Popcorn popcorn popcorn! yEs YoU aRe AnD iT's GrEaT!

BookLover3212019: Thanks! YES YES I DO. I HAVE A LOT OF REASONS THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING OUT. He probably hurt his leg because a) He wanted/The neverseen wanted him to convince people that he wasn't part of the neverseen, or b) he was being punished for something. I've read a few of them. I'll try... maybe Tedros/Somebody? Or Sophie/Sophie, that'd be funny.

LunaLovegood397: YOU'RE WELCOME! But I ship... RALVAR! THIS SHIP IS AMAZING-ER! Thanks!

Anyway, remember chapter fifty? When I forced Wylie to stay with Glitterbutt23? I asked her (through email) what she did to him. "I gave him fake results of lylie vs leefe polls and then I put him in a room with himh for 24 hours! He did not appreciate it. I do not know why?" (BTW Himh is our nickname for a really annoying pansycake at our school.)

Enjoy the chapter! This document is named "The other fifty one"

Me: WYLIE!

Wylie: What do you want?

Me: Remember that bonding time you spent with Glitterbutt23 a few chapters ago?

Wylie: WE DO NOT SPEAKETH OF THAT TORTURE!

Me: Don't worry, Wylie. She's on the other side of the planet now. She can't hurt you.

Glitterbutt23: OH REALLY!? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SUMMARY OF THIS CHAPTER THAT I EMAILED A. FAN?

Me: Never mind. Disregard my meaningless comforting statements. She CAN hurt you. But anyway, the readers want to know about that torture. Actually, I'm not sure if they do, but I want to write about it, AND THEY BETTER LIKE WHAT THEY READ!

Wylie: Why does anyone like this trash?

Me: Actually I've been asking myself that question for a while. But then I remember that it is because I AM A GENIUS AND THEY WORSHIP ME!

Wylie: More like they enjoy reading about you making a fool of yourself.

Me: NO! THEY WORSHIP ME! But anyway, I'm writing about the torture you endured.

Wylie: Well how are you going to find out exactly what happened?

Me: Easy. My friend is a telepath.

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: (IF YOU'RE READING THIS WHICH YOU AREN'T THEN I'M SORRY ABOUT THE NAME. WE'RE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?) Hey Wylie!

Wylie: Go away.

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: Wait, A. Fan? I need permission to read his mind.

Me: Well I'm a mesmer so...

Wylie: YOU CAN READ MY MIND! ACTUALLY NO-

Me: GREAT HE SAID YES GO AHEAD TELEPATHIC_SO-NEUTRAL_FRIEND!

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: Um... are you sure he said yes?

Me: YEP!

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: Okay... *Places hands on Wylie's temples*

Wylie: MALLOWMELT, YOUR HANDS ARE WARM!

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: OVEN HANDS!

Me: Just read his mind already.

INSIDE WYLIE'S MIND...

Wylie's mind: Linh is pretty. I love her. I should get her flowers! A. Fan is stupid. So is Glitterbutt23. Wait, can people hear my thoughts? Hmm... I should think of something really annoying so they stop!

(I'm really sorry if you like this song but I hate it with every fiber of my being so yeah.)

Wylie's mind: Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna riiiiiiiiide 'til I can't no more! I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiide 'til I can't no more!

Me: *Crying in agony* MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Wylie's mind: *Stops (Surprisingly)*

Me: Oh yeah, I'm a mesmer. Right.

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: Now let's see... Torture with Glitterbutt23? Is that the "key phrase" I'm supposed to transmit?

Me: Yep!

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: TORTURE WITH GLITTERBUTT23! Who's Glitterbutt23?

Me: The short one.

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: I SEE A MEMORY!

Me: ENTER IT ENTER IT ENTER IT!

Wylie: Can I leave?

GB23: No.

Wylie: Please?

GB23: No.

Wylie: Why not?

GB23: BECAUSE A. FAN IS DEPENDING ON ME!

Wylie: That's not the real reason.

GB23: Because I like torturing you.

Wylie: That makes much more sense. Now let's just get this over with.

GB23: Okay! I'm going to show you a poll for the fandom's opinion on who Linh Song should date.

Wylie: It's probably about 100% me, right?

GB23: I don't know. I haven't looked at it. Now A. Fan is calling me, something about Fitz being dumb or something? So I have to go. Just FYI, you can't leave this room. Like, it's physically impossible for you to leave this room. So don't even try. And you better read the poll results because I'm going to be quizzing you on them. BYE!

Wylie: What. *Is bored for like five minutes* *Falls asleep* *Dreams about Linh because asdfghjkl*

GB23: WYLIE! WAKE UP! OR I'LL DESTROY YOUR LINH SHRINE!

Wylie: NOT THE LINH SHRINE!

GB23: So, did you read the poll results.

Wylie: Nope!

GB23: Well that's too bad. Now I have to read them to you.

Wylie: *Regrets life decisions*

GB23: In first place, we have... what is this? Flinh? With 40% of the fandom. *PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS ALL FAKE!*

Wylie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE LYING!

GB23: The results don't lie, Wylie. (Except for the minor fact that she made them up... actually I made them up... whatever. Back to the story) Second place, we have... a tie between... Leefe? With 20% of the fandom? And Dinh? Ew. Also 20%. Solinh... with 15%. Liana... 10%. Marellinh... 6.9999999999%. And finally, Lylie, with 0.0000000001% of the fandom! Which is basically A. Fan and me.

(Me, cringing at how terrible this math is)

Wylie: *Has been screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO" for like 15 minutes straight when he realizes something...* THAT'S 112 PERCENT! YOU LIAR!

GB23: THE RESULTS DON'T LIE! BUT I DO!

Wylie: WHAT ARE THE REAL RESULTS?

GB23: I'm not telling!

Wylie: Fine. *Looks it up on his phone* *Don't ask me where he got the phone. Dex, probably.* LYLIE HAS MORE THAN 75 PERCENT! YAY! (This one was actually based on a real poll, look up kotlc polls if you want to vote!)

GB23: Fine. My first form of torture didn't work. Okay... HIMH! GET IN HERE!

Himh: WHAT?

GB23: I need you to torture this child.

Wylie: I'm an adult.

Himh: Why should I do what you want?

GB23: THAT WAS A JOKE! I meant you should be really really nice to him.

Himh: WELL THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN! You're going to have to read... MY HAMILBURR FANFICTION!

GB23: I can't decide if I should videotape this and use it as blackmail or just run for my life.

Himh: (WARNING: DO NOT READ!) Burr's POV: Hmm, Alex doesn't like me. Maybe I should duel him? Yeah, that'll work. What a perfect way to express my love!

GB23: FORGET IT! EVEN WYLIE DOESN'T DESERVE SUCH TORTURE! GO AWAY HIMH! WE'RE DONE NOW! BYE WYLIE!

Me: Thank you Wylie!

Wylie: You're not welcome.

Telepathic_So-neutral_Friend: Why does Himh write Hamilburr fanfiction anyway? Also, what is hamilburr?

Me: ...I'll explain later.

Well, hope you enjoyed! Please review!