SM- Are you insane?

JM- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

SM- Good so explain why my bath tub, kettle, shoes and ALL of my mugs are filled with skittles?

JM- I don't know *innocent look*

SM- You bought about 40,000 packets online the other day and now my tub has mysteriously filled with them?

JM- That was Sherly's fault he mentioned Internet shopping and I couldn't help myself!

SM- So what did you do with them all?

JM- Ate them?

SM-Not even you could eat 40,000 packets in two weeks.

JM- Well ... I've kept them in my flat.

SM- And?

JM- And yours...

SM- And putting them in my kettle seemed logical at the time?

JM- Well I laughed!

JM- You didn't laugh?

SM- Not when I put the kettle on, left the room and came back to find my kettle had exploded.

JM- Hehehehe

JM- Was it a colourful explosion?

SM- I suppose, the mess certainty is.

JM- Excellent! I'll use them in future assassination bombs I think, much more fun!

SM – I can see the headlines now…

SM- SENATORS SLAUGHTERED BY SKITTLE SHRAPNEL.

JM- Wow you should be a journalist Seb!

SM- I'd certainly have a lot to write about with a friend like you!

JM- Love you too!