SM- Are you insane?
JM- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
SM- Good so explain why my bath tub, kettle, shoes and ALL of my mugs are filled with skittles?
JM- I don't know *innocent look*
SM- You bought about 40,000 packets online the other day and now my tub has mysteriously filled with them?
JM- That was Sherly's fault he mentioned Internet shopping and I couldn't help myself!
SM- So what did you do with them all?
JM- Ate them?
SM-Not even you could eat 40,000 packets in two weeks.
JM- Well ... I've kept them in my flat.
SM- And?
JM- And yours...
SM- And putting them in my kettle seemed logical at the time?
JM- Well I laughed!
JM- You didn't laugh?
SM- Not when I put the kettle on, left the room and came back to find my kettle had exploded.
JM- Hehehehe
JM- Was it a colourful explosion?
SM- I suppose, the mess certainty is.
JM- Excellent! I'll use them in future assassination bombs I think, much more fun!
SM – I can see the headlines now…
SM- SENATORS SLAUGHTERED BY SKITTLE SHRAPNEL.
JM- Wow you should be a journalist Seb!
SM- I'd certainly have a lot to write about with a friend like you!
JM- Love you too!
