Shows They Can't Do Together!

Fred VS. Bob! And other Mayhem!

*Holds the mic* Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Creatures of the night I'm here to present out first ever Fight Fest!

Alice: *Jumps up and down* YEAH ! *punches Edward then places hands over her mouth* Oh! I'm so sorry!

Edward: It's alright. *Holds his nose*

Damon: *Laughs*

Edward: Shut up.

So anyways I found out a little more about the Supernatural anime that's coming soon!

Dean: Really?

Yeah! You guys will be dubbing it and not some lame ass voice actors!

Sam: Awesome!

*Nods* And I finally saw the second season promo of Vampire Diaries…Elena is a ….

Elena: Elena is a what?

O.O!

Lestat: Showdown.

Stefan: What are you doing here?

Elena: Just visiting.

*Mumbles* You suck *sticks my tongue out*

Elena: *slaps me in the back of my head*

Ow!

Damon: Elena…why are you here?

Elena: To watch you two chase after her.

Damon: ….*Turns his head*

I liked you on TV better! You're mean.

Elena: Yeah…I wonder why?

…Let's go on with the questions…Hi Bonnie!

Bonnie: *Points to Damon* Why?

*Blushes* It's a long story.

Elena: *Smiles Evilly* I have time.

*Whispers to Stefan* Is this Katherine? She looks as if she wants my soul.

Stefan: I think so.

Bob: Bring it on Freddie!

Fred: FUCK YOU TOFU!

Wait guys!

Bonnie: Too late.

Boom!

….Please tell me you know a spell for this Bonnie? *Cries* My roof!

Bonnie: I have you covered.

Elena #2: Hey guys.

Elena: *growls* Shit.

I knew it! *Laughs*

Elena#2: *Snarls* You're up to that again!

Elena: *gets into a fighting stance* Bring it.

…*Looks around* Girl…fight?

Bobbie: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Elena vs. Fake Elena grudge match!

Where did he come from?

Damon: *Grabs my arm* Stay out of this. It's going to be ugly.

Kendra: Damon and Katherine forever!

Cindy: NO! Damon and Elena!

Kendra: Die bitch! *Tackles Cindy*

Damon: *Drags me away* Told ya.

Stefan: Guys please calm down!

Katherine & Elena: ….

Kendra: Bonnie wants to be with Stefan!

Bonnie: What!

Cindy: Stefan wants Caroline!

Bonnie: How did I get into this?

Bob: *Flies and hits Cindy in the head*

Fred: Haha MUTHAFUCKA!

Bob: *Gets up and tackles Fred* DIE!

…Yeah I need a break.

Bob: *Grabs Fred by the head and slams in into a table*

O.O….MY STUFF! *Cries*

Alice: Hey…let's go before little miss angel blows her flipping top.

Fred: *Throws balls of fire at Bob*

Louis: Thing we learn.

*Looks on the ground* It's made of something. *Picks it up* O.O…

Alice: Let's go like now.

Stefan: You good Chi?

….

Damon: It's nothing but…Ew.

Edward: Gay porn?

Alice: That's Chi's Yaoi collection.

Damon: Come on kid. You're not going to let this bother you.

….

Stefan: *Grabs Damon's arm*

Damon: Get the hell off me!

Stefan: *Growls* I'm trying to save you life.

*Walks over to Bob and Fred*

Bob: YOU BASTARD!

Fred: BITCH ASS!

*Grabs both of their heads and slam them together*

Bob & Fred: OW!

You guys messed up my stuff.

Bob: What are you going to do about it?

*Rolls up sleeves and takes out earrings* Your dead.

Fred: Fuck…

*Grabs his tongue and rips it out* You better pray. *Eyes flicker*

Bob & Fred*The best way he can*: What you going to do about it!

*Pulls out a chain saw* Too late. *Pulls the string and lifts it above my head* Bye.


Well that's over. Bonnie can you fix this?

Bonnie: Sure? What are you?

I'm me! *Smiles*

Bonnie: Right?

Damon: What a catch. *Laughs* Were the hell was that at?

Nowhere.

Stefan: You're not going to kill us.

Nope! Now let's start with the show.

Pam: Sweetie wanna change?

*Looks at the blood soaked shirt* Nope.

Alice & Edward: Was it bad that I got turned on by this?

Let's get on with the first review! Vampirewithasecret says Hey chi If Fred messes with you too much just tell him mommy said to stop! (He thinks I'm his mommy for some unknown fuckin reason) *Smile* I'm sending him back in pieces!

Elena: *Laughs*

Katherine: I just think your retard.

Alice: You just have no taste Katherine.

Jez: *Twitch* How can she have all the fun!

Stefan: ….We have a lot of girls now.

Damon: Please don't become like the View.

I hate that show.

Everyone: *Nods*

FutureActressKS: To Edward: I really don't like you. *stabs him in stomach with swords*

Edward: OW! *Falls down*

FutureActress: Hahaha!

Bonnie: Is this show always random?

*Nods*

Elena: It's cool to be different.

….I can hear a few fan girls aiming at you.

Damon: Get use to it.

FutureActress: To Stefan I love you! *hands him 20 bunnies*

Stefan: Yay!

Katherine: My lover is reduced to a bunny loving fool.

Stefan: *Picks up a bunny and smiles*

Elena: *moves close to Damon* You still single?

Damon: …Go away.

Elena: I just asked you a question.

Damon: You're going to make my time on the show really hard huh?

Elena: Depends.

FutureActress: To Damon But I love you more! *jumps on back.*

Damon: GET OUT ME!

FutureActress: *Laughs* No!

Alice: He's like a rodeo!

Katherine: *Kicks me in the leg*

OW! *Falls down* What!

Katherine: That for turning them into weak and pathetic fools!

*Mumbles* I didn't help that much.

Katherine: I don't like you, you short bitch.

-.-, your mean.

Katherine: And once everyone's gone you're a dead woman.

MinaFTW wrote Chi: hope you did well on your midterms. Starting college this year, it is gonna suck doing midterms in the summer. And I will not hurt you as long as you promise to bring in Bonnie soon.

Bonnie: I guess I'm popular.

Don't let them fool you. There are dangerous fan girls out there waiting to take your head.

Bonnie: It wouldn't be the first time.

Mina: Dean you have really grown on me I think I love you more than (glances to the side and makes sure Damon is not listening) Damon.

Everyone but Damon: O.O

Damon: What I miss?

Mina: Nothing. Just nothing. *Nervous laugh* Stefan *hugs him*, I think I love you more that you like your bunnies more over bitchass Elena. You're like the awesome vampire brother I've never had.

Elena: Am I that bad?

The plague can't even keep you down.

Elena: *Shrugs*

Mina: Edward! *blasts his balls off and kills Nessie*, why the hell can you reproduce when the sexy Salvatores' cant? So unfair!

Edward: *Rolls around on the floor then grunts* Their….pussies. *Coughs*

Mina: Damon I...

Damon: *Narrows eyes* You what?

Mina: Nothing. *Leaves chi's awesome show*

Bye! *Smiles*

Sam: xXspoiiledheartXx said Chi- sounds like fun

*Laughs*

spoiiled: Edward- maybe yur right maybe me and Heart-Broken should team up and kill yu.

Edward: *twitch* I hope you fall in a ditch ms. Epic ninja. *sticks tongue out*

Spoiiled: Damon- don't yu think this story is UBER and so EPIC.

Damon: *Twitch, twitch, twitch* Your on my list.

Burntcinnamon says Heyyy everybody! I'm back :p

Damon! I missed you, so I brought you a present!

Damon- what is it?

Me- it's a dartboard with steffie's pic on it!

Damon - you ARE awesome! Thanks!

Damon- wait a second! Why am I acting gay and happy! Jack! Did u spike my bourbon?

Jack- Love, that's m- mmmh * falls on ground*

me- is he drunk again?

Stefan- JUST when is he not drunk?

Me- oh Stef! I got you a present too! * hands Stefan a box*

Stefan- wow, another bunny. What shall I name you?

Me- can you please name it Cookie? I would love that name for a rabbit!

…Okay.

Elena: What just…

Damon: *Smiles* I love you all! *Falls on me*

…GET OFF YOUR HEAVY!

Damon: *Laughs*

Katherine: *Pops her knuckles*

Stefan: *Lifts him up* You okay?

Damon: Yeah! *Kisses Stefan on the cheek*

Everyone: O.O!

Stefan: *Drops him on the floor and walks away*

Eric: Lucky.

Pawprint25 says If there was a fan girl war I would be on Dean's side cuz he knows his way around a gun. Anyways, the story is awesome as usual.

Dean: Yeah!

Anneryn7 wrote, Kisses for everyone EXCEPT Edward && Bob :~)

Edward: We don't want your nasty ass kisses.

Bob: Yeah!

*Twitch* Please stay dead.

Bob: BRING IT BITCH!

*Growls*

Heart-Broken-In-Love: Chi, In the fangirl war can I fight Rogue? She like disrespected Seth! That is like the worstest thing! I should use my demon powers on her!

Yeah. We're doing the fangirl thing on Friday so choose teams people.

Heart-Broken: Thank you it just pissed me off because she kept going on and on!

You're welcome. Some people are quick to pick on some words but get offend when you do the same thing back to them.

Heart-Broken: Do you want me too take care of Damon? He's being so mean to you!

He's alright now…*Turns my head towards him* Isn't that right Damon.

Damon: Whatever…master. What happened a few minutes ago?

*Rolls eyes*

Heart-Broken: Who do you want me to use my evil demon powers on?

Use it on Bob. That dude is just…*Screams in frusation*

Damon: No, really what happened?

Eric: *presses a remote and a big screen pops out of no where!* Watch honey.

Damon: Ew.

*It replays Damon kissing Stefan on the cheek*

It isn't that bad, I mean it could have been worst.

Damon: O.O Worst then what!

Bonnie: You didn't fuck him.

Damon: Oh haha Bonnie.

Come on it isn't the first time you kiss Stefan and how things are your bound to kiss him again.

Damon: *Twitch*

Pam: Get Damon, he's been whiny lately.

Eric: I like it.

Lestat: Kill Edward…just because he's shiny.

Edward: Kill all these bastards!

Bonnie: Damon.

Damon: Bitch.

Bonnie: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY POWERS ON YOU!

She so cute when she's mad! *squeals*

Damon: *Slaps me in the back of my head*

Pfft!

Heart-Broken: Which fan girl do you want to fuck the most?

Pam: Rogue.

Stefan: Anneryn7.

Jack: All of em!

Huh?

Jack: Pokemon!

O.O. Someone spiked your drink too?

Jack:….. Maybe.

Damon: FutureActressKS and BroadwayAngelLyric.

Lestat: *Smiles* Stefan.

Stefan: I'm not a fan girl!

Lestat: I can turn you into one.

Stefan: *Yells*

Heart-Broken: Seth, You may not get many lines here- chi you should really give him more lines!- But don't worry in Breaking Dawn you have a lot more lines!

Seth: Yeah, Chi.

I'm sorry.

Louis: Give me more lines too!

Seth: No one cares.

Heart-Broken: Who do you want to fuck the most?

Seth: You….

Heart-Broken: *drags him to the backroom*

Bonnie: Not missing a beat huh?

Alice: Nope.

Six hours after.

Heart-broken: Edward *pops neck and grins* Lets have some fun! *fire goes up around me and all you can hear is my evil laughter as I walk towards him grinning and giggling as the fire around me intense*

O.O.

Alice: Wow human torch…ette?

Edward: *Screaming*

Heart-Broken: Guess what? I like Bella better then you but...*grabs Bella by her hair and slits her throat* She is soo annoying and pouring and plus it will give you pain*

Edward: BELLA!

Elena: …Wow I really don't want to piss her off.

*Nods*

Heart-Broken: Found a new way to torture you!*Drags Elena in grinning*

Elena: OW! Not the hair!

Heart-Broken: Elena Stefan here has been fucking every single girl that comes on here well most of them some reason they like him *rolls eyes* You should so teach him a lesson!

Elena: Really? *Grabs a bat*

Stefan: Damn snitch.

Elena: Come back here!

Alice: She can't talk. She worst then Bella.

Bonnie: She was never a saint.

Alice: You just roll with the punches.

Bonnie: *Sighs* Yep.

Heart-Broken: Actually Stephanie! I would not torture Bill as much because he is slightly better then you and Edward but he needs to shave those callipitlares as do you!

Stefan: I shaved!

Not on the show you're on.

Stefan: You're not helping. At all.

*Smiles* Sorry.

Heart-Broken: Aha! A baby beat you up! Now that is pathetic!

Damon: *Growls*

Heart-Broken: dare you to take care of a baby for one whole chapter and you can't kill it! You have to treat it like it's the love of your life! *Hands him a baby*

Damon: I hate you. *Holds it* Really I do.

Heart-Broken: Like I care. Be nice to charity you man whore oh and one thing... UBBER IS AWESOME! whatever the shit that is...What is that Chi?

I don't know but people use it when things are good.

Heart-Broken: Sookie who do you like more Bill or Eric?

Sookie: Eric.

Heart-Broken: Pam, You're like so awesome! *goes to backroom with Pam!*

Hey Damon, Heart-Broken said something else.

Damon: Can it get worst than this.

Baby: *Throws up on Damon*

Damon: *Twitch*

The baby is part demon….

Damon: Fuck!

Breakfastclub85 said I am on Team Damon and Team Dean, Chi.

Dean: Awesome!

Damon: Get this bastard off me!

Baby: *Bites hard on his hand*

Breakfast: C'mon Cas. Backroom time. *Drags him to the backroom*

Sam: Edward what's up with your abstinence? You can take human blood but you can't have sex til marriage?

Edward: Sorry for appreciate a lady before getting married. I'm not a whore like you guys.

Breakfast: Chi, Hana Kimi rocks! I'm only on Book 3 sadly, but Dr. Umeda is the bomb!

You should see the live-action version on Hana- Kimi. It's really good.

Breakfast: Dean I dare you to take off your shirt.

Dean: *takes off his shirt*

Breakfast: It's a pretty nice view, by the way.

Dean: Thanks.

Breakfast: Alice did you and Jasper split?

Alice: *Folds her arms* For the time being!

What he do?

Alice: I don't want to talk about it.

Okay.

Dean: Rogue Assasin says Awwww - Big D you're so sweet to Char

Damon: I am not sweet! *Twitches and tries not to throw the baby*

Damon that's really mean!

Damon: Fuck…This…Baby!

Baby: *Claps and giggles*

Rogue: Okay - I have a dare for both Big D and Chi they need to sing 'Something stupid' by Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams - Corny I know but sweet - Eric you're on guitar and Pam - you're on piano. *Rogue tosses mikes to Chi and Damon*

I don't know that song.

Damon: Google it and hurry up.

Fine!

Damon: *Sighs*

Pam: Let's go this over with.

Seth: Should have let me sing.

Castiel: No one cares.

Damon & Me: I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time, to spend an evening with me, And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there's a chance, you won't be leaving with me.

So true.

Damon: Shut up.

Damon & Me: Then afterwards we drop into a quite little place, and have a drink or two, and then I go spoil it all, by saying stupid, like I love you

I see it in your eyes…Damon your suppose to sing too…

Damon: IT FUCKING BIT OFF MY HAND!

Elena: Ouch.

Bonnie: Sucks for him.

Baby: *Laughs*

Damon: It's name is not baby, change it to Satan!

But that's…

Damon: It bit my hand off. I have the right to be mean!

Rogue: *Rogue is holding little bundle*

Charity - what's that?

Rogue: Well seeing as both you and Damon are exclusive I decided to add to your dare Char this is for you. *Puts bundle in Charity's arms*

Charity: Um thanks - a doll...

Rogue: Not just any doll that's baby Salvatore - it's a doll which needs to be fed, changed, cleaned and put to sleep like a normal baby - you and Damon have to take care of her for a week - you can name her Steffy after Stefan :D

*Doll cries - Chi throws it up in fright*

Rogue: Don't do that - there's a computer chip in it which monitors how you handle the baby - if you shake it too much - it WILL DIE as vigorous shaking results in brain damage. Charity you should take care of your kid *Pam and Rogue giggle at Damon and Chi*

It's a scarier version of my baby sister when she doesn't get her way.

Damon: A week! I'm having trouble with Satan JR here.

Baby: ….

Damon: Turn it to Satan or I will.

But…

Damon: Now.

*Rolls eyes* I hope that baby eats another hand.

Damon: *Slaps me in the back of the head*

You can teach him a lesson now Heart-Broken-In-Love!

Rogue: *Rogue looks around* WTF - Why are there bunnies EVERYWHERE - Um Lestat you do realize that there's a bunny on your head?

Lestat: Yes but it's Stefan's so I like keeping it there.

*Crunching sound is heard across the room near Eric*

Stefan: Oh NO! Eric you stepped on Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton Tail! Why God WHY! *Stefan cries*

*Rogue puts hand on Stefan's shoulder*

Rogue: You didn't sterilize the rodents did you?

*Stefan shakes head*

*Rogue blocks Stefan's eyes*

Rogue: Alice, Edward - go drink some Rabbit - leave about 20 males and 1 female - poor little bunnies... Shhh Stefan - it needs to be done or the Bunnies will take over the show - Here sing a lullaby to Baby Salvatore - maybe she'll stop crying - Damon and Chi - Bad Parents that kids been crying over 50 minutes.

I'm not good with robots!

Damon: I'll trade you.

Satan?: *Smiles*

It's plotting my death huh?

Stefan: I think so.

*Bends down and holds arms out* Come here…

Satan: *Jumps on my face*

*Screams*

Bob: MUHAHAHA!

Damon: I told you!

Rogue: *Shakes her head then cocks shot gun and blows hole through Louis head*

Everyone: O.O!

Rogue: *Smirks* What - he looked like he needed some excitement in his life.

But not a hole in his head!

Rogue: *Shrugs* It will give Lestat another hole to fuck.

Lestat: …True.

Rogue: Don't worry Stef next time I'll tweeze you're brows *Rogue pinches Stefan's cheeks* yip I'm high on flu meds like a fucking kite.

Stefan: I bet you are.

Pam: I like it.

Rogue: Damon are you telling me you wouldn't mind if your mom pulled you over her lap and spanked you in front of Chi? You're strange.

Damon: FUCK MY MOM!

She like a male version of Brenda…shit she's going to kill me.

Brenda: Yeah. Just you wait.

O.O!

Rogue: My bro was sitting and watching a VD repeat on one of the local Channels here in RSA (The one where Damon broke that Ladies neck when he was looking for Stefan) And my bro was like that's so cruel - that man is the male version of you!

Damon: Yep that sounds like her.

I like people!

Damon: I bet she didn't tell you that she repeated that same scene over and over.

….Stop telling my business.

Damon: Revenge.

Rogue: My mistake - Seth's a 15 year old noodle dick - he is NOTHING compared to Jacob and Paul the only AWESOME Clearwater is Leah ... hmm I should do A Twi VD crossover where Leah is paired off with Damon...

Damon: Is she hot?

I think so.

Damon: Cool.

Rogue: Guess WHAT with MUCH difficulty I finally managed to complete my Twific - now all I have is Moonflower and thankfully it's a Twi-TrueBlood crossover or I would have shot myself - you can check my fic out here - .net/s/5127747/1/When_the_bough_breaks warning it contains sex and Characters are very OOC.

People! Rogue has a story called When the Bought Breaks, go check it out. It's good.

Rogue: Then put a review.

Okay.

Damon: Says the person who hates writing reviews.

I will! I just get lazy sometimes and…just shut up Damon.

Satan: Damon?

Damon: Creepy ass kid.

He cute…when he's not clawing at you face.

Rogue: Yeah - everyone wonders when Elena will die - she's annoying she's like Bella part 2 except she's stuck between 2 brothers and she can't pick one and give her baby to the other because... that would be SICK. I think Damon finds Elena to be more like sport because he's picked his brother over her many times in the books - When Katherine asked him to Kill his brother he told her he'd rather stake himself - mind you Katherine was busy torturing Elena at that point. Damon did the same thing with Klaus - he would rather die that let anyone other than himself hurt Stefan - if you remember in the series when Elena got kidnapped Damon said he hopes she dies but when Stefan got taken he ricked himself for his brother - I just think Smith should kill Elena off and Leave the Salvatore's to go on immortally whoring themselves to all the pretty girls.

Elena: I'm not that bad!

Bonnie: …

Elena: Thanks for helping.

Bonnie: Nothing came to mind yet.

Rogue: Bob - shut the fuck up - Neither you or your faggot brother scare me - *Rogue cocks shot gun and blasts hole through Bob where genitals should be*

Wolverine: Is it me or is Rogue scary when she's high and holding a shotgun... and kinda hot.

Rogue: Oh yeah - you don't need to read the first 8 True Blood books - I've got them on audio Chi - and anyone else whose interested - just PM me your email address and I'll send it to you. :)*Rogue cocks shotgun and blasts Edwards knee*

…Okay. *Nervous laugh*

Lestat: I think someone should get that gun away from her - I vote Dean!

Dean: Hey! I vote Wolverine.

Wolverine: Pfft.

Rogue: Sam brother's are there to support us not fuck us - incest is Bad - stop using your Demon juju on Dean - he's a manly man - he's kind of like a nicer version of Damon with pretty eyes and nicer lips *Rogue swings shotgun around and everyone hits the floor* What? I wasn't going to fire!

Edward: Your fucking off you rocker!

Rogue: Cas and Sam - why are the 2 of you fighting over Dean - he's screwed all the guys here except for Damon and Stefan - he's playing you both...

Sam: *Twitch* What?

Dean: It's a…lie!

Castiel: Yeah right. *Pops his knuckles*

Rogue: As far as TB goes - Eric gets amnesia in book4 that's how he and Sookie become lovers then when he gets back his memory he forgets her and she starts fucking some were - tiger and learns she's part fairy - guess what Eric - the Cullen's are your in laws!

Eric: …

Rogue: Castiel did those fang marks Pam gave you heal? Did you like having your blood sucked out like that?*Rogue and Pam make out - Dean's pant get tighter and Jacob starts to sweat* Jack what are you doing lying on the ground... looking up Pam's skirt?

Jack: Looking for treasure love.

Sookie: *Reads out loud* Sookie from the books is better than TV Sookie - Sookie has more backbone in the books and she dumps Bill after he nearly kills her. What! I am so better then my book counterpart!

Rouge: *Rolls her eyes*

Jack: *Jack looks wide eyed and yells* NO PANTIES!

Pam: Why should I wear them?

Rogue: Alice - you're coming with me and Pam today - Whose watching?

Wolverine: Yeah.

Seth: *raises hand*

Pam: Come little Alice *Pam smacks Alice's ass as we take hr to the back room*

Alice: *Blushes* Okay.

Rogue: Dean we should get some back room time someday ... Damon do something about your kid it's crying again - Chi good luck with keeping Baby Salvatore alive.

Damon: *Twitch*

I kind of doubt that.

Sam: I would strip in front of a mirror too if I was in Damon's body - I would probably die if I were in Eric's body - I'd make videos of my hot naked self!

Eric: ….

Sam: That's what she said.

Eric: …

Dean: If you wanna see Harry with his clothes off then try and get a copy of Daniel Radcliffe in Equus - he rides naked on a horse... seems a little too close to bestiality for me - people who fuck animals are not people they deserve to be burned... alive...and I though Sam - Dean and Castiel were bad... HEY!

Castiel: They killed Harry because... Voldemort exists because Harry exists - one cannot exist without the other so when Harry dies so does Voldemort. I think Hermoine and Harry would have been better together than that ginger haired kid.

That's really…I really need to read the books.

Jack: Okay I Dare Cas, Sam and Dean to dance shirtless wearing nothing but tight denim jeans and worker boots for 'YMCA'. I like that song! It's the two girls dancing in front of the camera saying something that I don't understand.

*Slaps forehead*

Dean: Fine.

After a seconds of preparing.

*Presses the button*

Dean, Sam, & Castiel: *Kicks high in the air and shakes there hips.

Damon: So gay.

Dean: *Form the Y*

Sam: *Forms the M*

Castiel: *Forms the C*

*Form the A*

Damon: Say out of it.

Ruin my fun!

TwilightRocks says Chi I still love that story. Thanks.

Twilight: Damon to make it up to you from chapter 46, *Wears a collar and gets on knees* I'm officially Damon's bitch for this chapter.

Damon: Why can't you be like that!

I'm not that dedicated.

Twilight: Damon I dare you to give me the best lap dance you can.

Damon: *Laughs* You know I'm on a dare right?

Twilight: I don't care. Besides this is not cheating.

Damon: *stares at me*

It's a dare.

Damon: Until you hold it against me.

It's not like your…Just do it already!

Damon: Sit down.

Twilight: *Squeals then sits down*

Stefan: *Presses play*

*I'm a Barbie girl starts playing*

Damon: Really?

Stefan: I didn't do it.

Jack: That was for my love.

Damon: Really hard to dance sexy to this song.

I think its fun.

Damon: I hate you. *Takes off his shirt and throws it at my head*

OW! *Rubs head* Your not getting this back! I'm selling it on e-bay! Bastard.

Damon: *Sits on Twilight's lap*

Elena: I want a lap dance too.

Lestat: Yeah Stefan. Give me a lap dance.

Stefan: …No.

Lestat: Please. What if I dressed up as Elena while you're doing it?

Stefan: Hahaha…ya…fuck no!

Lestat: So cruel. I like that.

We need a pole.

Alice: Agree.

Twilight: Eric, same dare *whispers in his ears so Damon can't hear about the plan for you to finally fuck Damon next chapter*

Damon: O.O I can hear you!

Twilight: Don't care. Edward. *sighs* I really hate being so nice. Since I fell bad for all the hate you've been getting *give him quickest kill in universe then starts vomiting*

Stefan: That's being nice? Okay.

Twilight: Damon I have a nickname for u O damn ( it's your name rearranged the right way) and now than Im your bitch for the chapter what do u want me to do?

Damon: Wait for me when the next chapter is done. The dare will be over and I can be a whore again.

*Claps* Good for you.

Twilight: .com/watch?v=qZPAeDeIiZU&feature=youtube_gdata
dean saying he's batman trust me just watch.

Dean: I was lucky.

Sam: Super lucky

BeatrixMayfeir: Hi Chi*kiss*! What did Damon do to make you forgive him? Amazing make up sex? Or he learned how to be romantic for once?

He said…

Damon: *Covers my mouth* You tell anyone I'll kill you.

*Muffles*

Damon: Nope.

Beatrix: Oh and I like guys with cat ears too! Have you ever seen Fruits Basket? Kyo is so cute when he's a cat! And Damon what's with you and all those head slap? Are you somehow related with Gibbs from Ncis?

Damon: Who?

*Thinking*

Stefan: What?

We should do a Fruits Basket ep!

Elena: What?

How would play Tohru?

Damon: Try it and die.

Stefan: Why don't you play her?

Katherine: Still here. *Twitch*

I won't play her but I think I know someone who will.

Bonnie: As long as it ain't me then I'm okay.

….Plan 2.

Beatrix: I don't believe you were a virgin when you met Katherine so maybe you left some poor pregnant girl and Gibbs can really be one of your grandchild! He's sexy enough after all! Ehi Chi can you bring him or Tony in the show it would be fun!

Damon: No more men!

Eric: You want me all to yourself?

Damon: Stop twisting my words you bastard.

Beatrix: Stefan if you're in bears now, can you kill Winnie the Pooh? My nephew is killing me with him and the damn teletubbis!

Stefan: Sure.

Stay away from Winnie.

Stefan: Why?

I'll kick you.

Beatrix: Cas you and Dean are the most fabulous couple EVER, trust me! DESTIEL is meant to be*drag them in the backroom*!

Sam: *Twitches*

Beatrix: For Rogue, I agree that if Elena forget everything and Stefan and Damon becomes the new vampire Hierarchy it would be cool, but I don't think that Bonnie and Damon could end together, she is too close to Matt now. And in the last book even Meredith was closer to Damon than Bonnie. But who know?

Who's Meredith?

Elena: One of my friends that's in the book.

So on the show they are they aiming for a Damon/Bonnie thing?

Bonnie: *Mumble* I hope not.

So why didn't have a Meredith in the show?

Elena: *Shrugs* Who knows?

Vie: said Chi thx for considering Bonnie and Tara for your next chappie. ITA Franklin's ass is psycho! I was soooo happy Jason was there. Jason n Sam along with Tara and Lafayette r d reasons y I watch True Blood not to mention Eric.

Is she really a fairy?

Damon: Please stop trailing back.

But I want to know who Meredith is! Why isn't she on the show!

Damon: She probley got killed because she talked too much.

What kind of fairy is Sookie! Why did the trix kill off Harry!

Vie: So Chi, I like being in your story its cool. I have a question for the guys: What song gets you in the mood? (I want the name of those songs)

Damon: …All's get it on. I like the classics.

Stefan: Kiss from a rose.

Eric: Just the sound of her breathing.

That's not a song.

Eric: It's music to me.

Dean: I've got you under my skin.

Sam: Same.

Castiel: You are so beautiful.

Lestat: *Holds up and radio that plays Kiss from a rose*

Stefan: I hate that song now!

Vie: Damon, Dean let's go to the shower NOW! I want a ménage trois with you two PRONTO! ((((Smirks happily))))

Damon: I'm not getting into the shower with him. He might rape me.

Dean: Just because I think about it doesn't mean I'll do it.

Vie: Can Stefan and Damon do Family Guy; it would be funny to see how Peter, Brian and Stewie would react to Damon and Stefan.

I did on Chapter 43 Oh my God Batman!

Damon: He wasn't in there.

Seth: ..son wrote, Hello kitten. If you and the other characters could pose for any magazine what would your individual choices be? Peace out.

Tiger beat!

Damon: I was going to say that.

Stefan: Times.

Lestat: Me too! *Smiles*

Stefan: *Shivers*

Dean: Rolling Stones.

Castiel: Reader's Digest.

Huh?

Castiel: To make it more interesting.

Oh.

Pam: Easy. Play boy.

Eric should pose for play girl!

Eric: Maybe.

RainbowKitty13 says LMAO! Team Ash and Team Damon! BTW, where's Elena?

Elena: Right here. Tell them I am not that bad.

Fan girls will always hate people. Just accept it.

Katherine: *Sits down and folds her legs* Says the girl fucking Damon.

O.O!

Bonnie: Really.

I mean who hasn't on the show?

Eric: Me.

Dean, Sam: Me.

Lestat: Not my type. I want St. Stefan.

Stefan: Leave me alone!

Bob: …

Damon: What?

Bob: It's …it's nothing.

Damon: I'm going to puke.

Writergirl94 writes, omg this is so creative…

Damon: No this story is stupid and I'm surprised no one has bashed the girl yet.

I don't want trolls!

Damon: *Smirk* Trolls are people too.

*Sighs* Must read more. Thanks!

Damon: Still don't see why you like it…

Shut up Damon!

Dean: Dbz rox writes, haha epic choppy!

Thank you.

Dean: I dare Edward and his twin brother Stefan to MAKE OUT!

Edward: Your kidding me.

Seth: Like I want to see that. Ew.

Stefan: Ew.

Lestat: No fair!

It's a dare.

Stefan: A fucked up one!

But do it. It not like she said have sex.

Edward: Fine.

*Picks up a stop watch* For ten seconds.

Stefan: I hate you.

Yeah. I know.

Edward & Stefan: *Lean in and kiss*

One…Two…Three…Four….

Damon: Ew. I see Edward's tongue.

Five…six…seven…eight…

Dean: Nine…ten!

Stefan: *pushes Edward off* You're trying to mouth rape me! *Wipes his mouth*

Edward: I didn't use my…okay I did but no homo.

I don't think it works that way.

Edward: No one was talking to you.

Dbz: Be nice to Chi for one full chapter. It's a dare.

Damon: Why don't you kill me too!

Satan: *Jumps up and hit's Damon in then face*

Bad baby.

Damon: It's dead.

NO! You can't kill him!

Damon: OH YES I CAN!

BroadwayAngelLyric said Bob, go to hell.

Bob: Your mom can got to hell but if I do I'll take you with me! I watch you pee!

Broadway: Damon, did you hear about the internet/polyvore war between Barney and Pedobear? Pedobear is winning on polyvore. Your awesome thoughts are...

Damon: Bullshit. Barney should be winning. He's the original pedo thing.

Broadway: Guys, who are your choices for the fangirl war?

Damon: We don't know but we still scouting out girls.

It's going to be bloody. *Sighs* More stuff to clean up.

Broadway: Chi, I think you should make yourself part fae like Sookie is in her books. Also, are you still going to make fangirls characters?

I might as well since you guys are one of the biggest characters on here.

Broadway: Stefan and Eddie, you both are ballless bastards.

Stefan: *Rolls eyes*

Broadway: Zero, here's a two person bomb. I dare you to use it on ONLY two people.

Zero: *Smirk then throws it at Katherine and Edward*

Damon: Really?

Zero: She's bitchy and I hate bitchy people more then shiny people.

Well it wasn't Elena.

Broadway: Jack, how do you like your new bar I got you? *restocks bar for Jack*

Jack: *Starts dancing* Yay!

Dean: Well that's it for our show. We want to thank Vampirewithasecret, FutureActressKS, MinaFTW, xXspoiiledheartXx, Burntcinnamon….

Castiel: Pawprint25, anneryn7, Heart-Broken-In-Love, Breakfastclub85, Rogue Assasin, Kiiimberly, TwilightRocks, BeatrixMayfeir…

Sam: Vie, ..son, RainbowKitty13, writergirl94, Dbz Rox, and broadwayAngelLyric for questions and reviews. Peace.

Pam: Love.

Stefan: I felt your tongue!

Edward: I said no homo!

Damon don't kill him!

Damon: That bastard bit off my hand and punches me in the face. What do you mean don't hurt him!

Sam: Bye Guys!

Jack: What happened?