Dragon Puncher's Big Human Bullet Bill Act
It's a beautiful day at the Mushroom Kingdom where today marks the debut of the famous Mario Bros. Circus' newest act, The Human Bullet Bill. Everyone in the crowd is so excited for the big show as Mario came in with the microphone. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Amazing Mario Bros. Circus! Today is a very special day here because we have a brand new act for you!"
The crowd cheered as Mario continues on, "That's right! This new act will blow you away and you'll see it all later on!"
I was in my dressing room waiting for the biggest act of the show when a Toad said, "Dragon, it's time for your act!"
"Will do!" I replied as I got out of the room.
When the show is almost done, Mario said, "And now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the final act of the day and we are finishing this show with a bang!"
The crowd agreed as they cheered. Then Mario said, "That's right, ladies and gentlemen! Our final act of the day is the debut of our newest rising star! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Human Bullet Bill act and here to do this final act of the day is Dragon Puncher!"
Just then, the spotlight shined on me as I entered the tent with the cheering crowd. I took a bow and Mario said, "Welcome to the circus, Dragon!"
"Thank you for having me!" I replied, "I'm so honored to be here in this circus to do this amazing grand finale. It is my dream to be shot out of the cannon and I'm so happy to do this."
"Well, it looks like you're ready to do this so, are you ready?" Mario asked me.
"YES!" I said with a smile.
"Alright then! Now, here's how the final act is going to work. First, Dragon will be wearing this Bullet Bill helmet. Next, he'll be shot of this Bill Blaster and finally, he'll finish the act by landing on a special target! This target will trigger the big surprise!" Mario said to the crowd.
The crowd saw it all as they prepare for my big shot. Then I put on the helmet, hopped in to the Bill Blaster, and prepared for blast off.
Mario came to the Bill Blaster and said, "Now I'll set the Bill Blaster's fuse to five seconds and we are all ready to go."
Then he pressed a button and then, a fuse appeared. Mario walked to the fuse and said, "Well, this is it! In just five seconds, the cannon will fire! Everyone, count down with me!"
Then Mario used his fireball on the fuse and it started to burn. The crowd counts down to the explosion, "5, 4..."
I entered the cannon…
"3..."
The crowd watched and waited as they count…
"2..."
I closed my eyes and braced myself for impact…
"1..."
And then, the cannon is ready. Everyone in the crowd watched the fuse and said the word to set off the Bill Blaster…
"FIRE!"
And then, the cannon went off…
BOOM!
The cannon fired and I flew straight to the target as the crowd saw me flying.
When I got to the target, a special surprise came in as confetti fell on everyone. I bounced out of the target and said, "Ta-da!"
When I was done, the crowd cheered for me even louder! The Human Bullet Bill act was a success.
Mario said, "Ladies and gentlemen, Dragon Puncher and his Human Bullet Bill act! Give it up once more for Dragon!"
The crowd cheered for me as I took a bow. Then Mario said, "And with that explosive performance, that brings us to the end of this show! Well, do you have anything to say before we go?"
"Yes!" I replied, "I want you to be shot out of the cannon!"
"Me?" Mario asked me.
"That's right!" I agreed as I gave him the helmet. Then I said to him, "Come on, in the cannon you go, Mario!"
So he hopped in and Mario said, "Are you sure you're doing this to end this show?"
"Of course!" I replied, "You'll do great as a Bullet Bill."
Then I came to the fuse, set the timer, light it up, and said, "You'll be shot out of the cannon in 3, 2, 1... FIRE!"
And then, the cannon fired, sending Mario flying! Then I said, "Now that is a… BLAST!"
