Ok. Please don't kill me. I've been sick, I have played Minecraft for 10 hours in a row, I have came up with about 15 more stories. PLEASE. DON'T. KILL. ME! I'm updating now. Deal with it. Alright... listening to Volcaloid... LETS WRITE THIS STORY!


"I have to say, this is pretty dang impressive," Cidy said

It was Mimi's 16th birthday and the shapeshifter was inviting people from everywhere to come to her party. Which by the way, included a bouncy castle.

"BOUNCY CASTLE!" Link screamed

Link, Kortez, and Samantha ran for the bouncy castle at full speed.

"Aren't you a little old to be playing on a bouncy castle?" a sarcastic voice

"Yeah we are,"

"But it's a f**** bouncy castle!"

"Logical," said the sarcastic voice again, who turned out to be Dimentio

"I support people turning into pigs!" Kortez shouted, but then one of the spikes on her shell impaled in the bouncy castle's wall and the thing went souring.

"AHHHHHHH!" The 2 girls and female koopling screamed

The bouncy castle flew all over the lawn with the girls hanging on to it, their blonde, purple, and brown hair trailing behind them.

"Ahhahahaha!~ OW!" Dimentio said, the bouncy castle hitting him

As he bouncy castle soured over him, Mimi came outside.

"You-you-you MEANIES! You broke it! Now gerbils, that cost 1,000,000,000 ruppes! WAA!" Mimi shrieked

"Oh Mimikinz, don't you care I almost got killed with the bouncy castle?"

"No. I don't!"

"You are such a brat!"

"Are not!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"As much I LOVE fighting, I think Samantha and Link are going to puke or pass out from spinning around on that demented bouncy castle," Kortez said

"If they are going to get sick, how come you aren't?" Dimentio asked

"I'm a cannibal, I kill people, I'm a freaken daughter of the mighty Koopa King! A little flying isn't going to make THIS koopa get sick!"

After all that arguing, they all went inside. Mimi had her party, and the Pastas were not invited. End of story. The end. Go home.

JUST KIDDING! U mad bro?

Anyway, it was the middle of the night and Dark was on his black laptop with a bunch of Minecraft and Luigi's Mansion stickers on it. He had convinced Dimentio to get a Minecraft account a few days ago, and so far, Dimentio was hating it. Dark had let Dimentio on to his server and he got trolled many, many times.

TROLL ONE:

Dark_Enderman: Jump through that glowing purple portal.

DimNTO: KK. :D

DimNTO tried to swim in lava.

(Dug out blocks under portal)

TROLL TWO:

Dark_Enderman: Dude, the light blue rock is bad! Give it to me so I can get rid of it! You must have about 44!

DimNTO: Ok

DimNTO was slain by Dark_Enderman

(Took the diamonds and used them on him)

TROLL THREE:

DimNTO: ); My base blew up when I stepped on this thingy.

Dark_Enderman: U mad bro?

(I am not a very good troller, griefer yes)

"I HATE THIS GAME! RAGE QUIT!"


Later that night...

"Yes... the Chaos Heart will be mine!"

Link woke up to high laughter in the middle of night.

"Huh? What the heck?"

She climbed out of bed and snuck down the hallway.

"I WILL have it..."

Link stopped at Dimentio's room and put her ear to the door. The laughter was coming from inside. But she leaned on the door too much, and it fell open.

"You!" he hissed

Link made a squeaking noise and ran out of the room.

"Can't run away that easily! For I am the Master of Dimensions, Pleaser of Crowds, I am DIMENTIO!"

Dimentio hovered and chased after the blond girl as she ran, firing energy balls at her. One hit a wall, taking a large chunk out of it. Then he got an idea.

"Link! I am your father!"

"Um. No you're not."

"Prove it."

"I don't have a father. Or a mom for that matter,"

"Your an orphan?"

"No," -_-

"Then how are you even ALIVE?"

"Do you really want to know the details of how I was born?"

"No,"

"Ok. You may resume trying to kill me now,"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GRAMBI IS GOING ON!?"