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Chapter 54
Note: Stalling ninjas into forgetting does work if the ninja is old.
~Laura's POV
I cover my mouth at what Kahlan yells once I enter the living room and watch as Kisame jumps to his feet, pointing at Deidara who is beaming red in either embarrassment or rage.
"I knew it!" Kisame yells while pointing at Deidara who is beaming redder before glaring at Kisame as Hidan makes a disgusted face at Deidara.
"I fucking knew it you fucking faggot!" Hidan yells while standing up from his seat. Deidara seems to be blazing red as Sasori has gotten up from his seat, walks across the room and takes a seat beside Konan who is watching with a slight blush on her face and a confused look.
"I am not gay, un! Danna don't listen to them, yeah!" he yells angrily while opening the clay pouch on his side before sticking a hand into it, I immediately hide behind Kakuzu who is watching Deidara as he pulls his hand out which has about twenty spiders in it… no doubt they are the exploding kind.
"Deidara, blow anything up and I will cut off your hands," Pein says with a glare to Deidara who looks to his spiders before opening his pouch again, I watch as the spiders jump from his hand and into the pouch before he zips it up, he will most likely use them later.
Pein then looks to Kakuzu and nods, as if telling him to continue what he was going to say. Kakuzu stares at Pein for a second before looking to the wall, thinking probably.
Deidara flops down on the sofa and glares at Kahlan who laughs slightly before putting the rest of the food down, "I'll go get changed," she says before quickly walking out of the room.
Pein nods softly to Kakuzu as Kakuzu takes a step towards Pein, ready to say that they have… well… fans… but I quickly cut them off.
"Wait!" I yell while shaking my arms into the air, I feel the attention of everyone in the room as I do that but laugh a little, "shouldn't we eat before the food gets cold?" I ask while feeling a trickle of sweat go down my back… please… we gotta stall Kakuzu long enough for him to forget about the whole fan bit.
I laugh awkwardly as Konan gives a small nod before looking to Pein. He looks to each of the faces of his members before nodding. It seems most of the Akatsuki members want to eat though… Deidara looks very upset right now seeing as he is glaring at the TV.
"Yes, we'll eat now, Kakuzu, tell me when everyone is asleep," Pein says as Kakuzu nods slightly before walking out the room, I think he went to the kitchen, I am not sure.
I stare at the door, waiting for someone to enter through it and Kahlan soon enters through it, wearing a black tank top, dark blue gym shorts and ripped black leggings, she looks awesome like that while I am still wearing the dress Mei gave me, this dress is awesome I am treasuring it now.
"Let's eat," Kahlan says while walking towards the boxes which are unopened, places them on the table in the middle of the room before opening them, the toppings look a little messy but they still look lovely, just a little messy. Kahlan picks up the cans of coke, juice, lemonade and other drinks before putting them beside the pizza and puts the chicken bits and teriyaki on the table, they are still edible just a little messy.
I hear footsteps enter the room and see Kakuzu walking in, plates in his hands along with some utensils for eating. Grinning, I wave to him while grinning whom he stares at for a few seconds before nodding his head before placing the plates and other stuff down onto the table.
Kahlan opens the pizzas up and I stare with love at the meat-lovers and the pepperoni pizzas… me loves!
I look round to the others as they eye the food with caution which makes me shrug, its pizza, the god of all foods. I shrug to the others before taking four slices of pizza, two meat-lovers and two pepperonis and putting them on a plate before returning to my seat on the edge of the sofa.
I feel the eyes of the members on me and push the feeling aside before taking a take out of the pepperoni and hum happily while eating.
"Oh so lovely~" I hum while swallowing and taking another bite out of the pepperoni.
"Oh! Oh! Tobi wants to try!" Tobi yells before taking a pizza slice before turning away from everyone, a few seconds later. He puts his mask down and turns to everyone. "Pizza was lovely!" he yells loudly while waving his arms before freezing, I raise a brow to him as he falls backwards.
BANG!
And onto the floor with a 'BANG'
"Tobi?" Kisame says before giving Tobi a light kick in the side, he doesn't move which causes Hidan to look at the pizza, picks up a piece before trying it.
"It's fucking awesome! The fucker is faking it!" Hidan yells before glaring at Tobi, I eye him carefully before shaking my head, he can't die and if he can die I doubt he would die LIKE THAT.
"Your immortal, I doubt food could kill you," Kakuzu says before walking over to Tobi, kneels down beside him and checks his pulse. Damn, the Akatsuki don't care if a member dies! Then again… I don't think any of them LIKE Tobi.
"Heehee… Tobi got you guys," Tobi whispers which I think only Kakuzu can hear and probably me, seeing as Tobi fell backwards RIGHT in front of my chair, it's a surprise his head didn't hit the front of my chair. I roll my eyes at Tobi as Kakuzu glares at him before standing up, making his tentacles lift Tobi up before strangling him, Kakuzu does NOT seem happy, must be one of his murder attack thingies.
"K-K-Kakuzu-s-s-san! T-T-Tobi c-c-can't b-b-breathe!" Tobi whines from under Kakuzu grip as Kakuzu looks even more pissed off.
"Kakuzu, calm yourself," Pein says while sending Kakuzu an extremely annoyed glare which meets Kakuzu's glare. They seem to have a glaring contest till Kakuzu loosens his grip on Tobi's neck who escapes and hides behind Deidara who tries to kill him through bombs. People do NOT like Tobi~ then again~ I do not like him either.
I shake my head to Tobi and take another bite out of my pizza. Everyone seems to be eyeing the pizza with caution till Kahlan rolls her eyes before stepping over to the pizza, taking a slice of everything and an extra slice of meat-lovers, grabs two cans of coke and some chicken before walking over to me and taking the seat beside me.
"I love this pizza," I say while nibbling on my pepperoni crust before swallowing. Kahlan nods with a smile before taking a huge bite out of the meat-lovers and passes me a can of coke. I grin with glee before taking it, open it with caution before taking a nice big sips of it.
I watch as Konan, being the bravest and the best… and a girl; takes two slices of pepperoni and a slice of meat-lovers, grabs a can of orange tango, before walking over to us and takes a seat on the sofa beside ours, nearest seat to ours before taking a nice bite out of the pepperoni.
"This is amazingly good," she says with a hearty smile before taking another bite out of it. Kakuzu rolls his to everyone before taking six slices of the monkfish pizza and putting them on a plate… monkfish are scary as heck… I looked them up… scariest fish in the world along with great white sharks.
Kakuzu sits down on a completely different sofa to us and pulls his mask down so it rests on his chest. He takes a good bite out of it before chewing. "This is good, not good for the long run in heath, but taste good," he says before taking a few more bites as he finishes off his slice. I giggle a little while watching the guys trying the pizza before taking some slices for themselves.
I lean against Kahlan while only having one slice of pizza left; it's the meat-lovers one. I take a gulp of the cola before finishing of my last slice.
I yawn while leaning my head on her shoulder, my eyes feeling kinder heavy… I really need a nap and right there… I sounded like a cat! HEY that rhymes! I am a good Killer Bee!
"Now, Kakuzu," Pein says while also finishing his pizza and puts his plate down on the coffee table in front of him. Kakuzu finished first and started to read a book to pass the time, he looks up from his book of how to read and write English, and looks to Pein, "what were you going to tell me," Pein says as I see Kakuzu's face is blank.
Kakuzu leans his chin on his palm before sighing deeply, "I cannot remember," I mentally grin and high five myself at that. Pein sighs a little before nodding; Kakuzu probably has trouble remembering things when he goes into his fits of rage. I do sometimes when I get mad, which rarely happens.
"Alright," Pein says while standing up from his seat, "if you remember, tell me," Pein says while picking up his plate and leaves the room. I yawn a little into my hand while snuggling into Kahlan's shoulder. I reeeeaaaally wanna nap.
"Tired?" Kahlan asks as I nod into her shoulder, I feel really tired for some reason.
"Didn't you sleep for… about five hours?" Konan asks as I nod again and close my eyes softly. I really wanna sleep, please let me. "Okay… we're wake you up in two hours," she says and I think with a smile as darkness takes over me and dreamland is calling me… calling me to bring the pizza with me as I go there.
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