Disclaimer:
I do not own anyone or anything associated with the Haruhi Suzumiya Series and whatever else I'm going to include here in this fanfic; they all belong to their respective creators - so no surprise there.
I'm just writing this down for my personal entertainment as well as for others.
Author's Note:
I'm sorry about slow progress, but I just can't concentrate on anything else. So many stories in my head, so little time. They all want out, and I can't help but submit to them. And here goes "Digging Up The Dead".
Kyon and Koizumi stood in the middle of a lonely graveyard.
"Tell me again, Koizumi... Why are we going to dig up the recently buried?"
"Suzumiya-san wished for genuine human bodies to dissect and to experiment on, Kyon."
"And why does she want to dissect and experiment on bodies?"
"She was inspired to do so after reading H. P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator."
"... Fuck."
"It's not your fault that she followed you to the library while you were taking Nagato there, you know."
"I know, I know."
"Anyhow, on the plus side, the bodies should keep her interested for months."
"On the other hand, she's not a doctor, and what we're about to do is illegal and not to mention morally wrong."
"So I've noticed. But I, for one, am going to do this out of necessity. For if we do not comply to her wishes..."
"The world will end and be recreated. Man, sometimes I wish our lives weren't this complicated. Or frustrating."
"I concur. It is very tiring to deal with Shinjins and Suzumiya-san's whims. And, oh, let's work. We're wasting time."
And so they began with their digging, eventually getting a body out of a coffin; they placed it carefully in their van.
